ATTENTION ALL ASIANS: You are Welcome at Ubersite! (2051 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-08-31 13:59:45 EDT
Dear asians,
I know that you are wary about participating on Ubersite. Yes, it's whiter than the rice you so love to eat. Yes, it's whiter than an albino's semen. But come on, it's not so bad is it?
I know, I know what you'll say - "But prease, Rorgasmatlon, our onry lear leplesentation hele is the occasional Yatta picture, or maybe some manga porn with angly penises waging war on Tokyro. I don't want to be the token asian rike that guy Klacka!"
At first I thought that maybe you were all hiding. I've heard you dig doing that, in your black PJs and whatnot. So, basically, after many an hour mulling over the anglocentric content of this website, I've determined that you don't feel comfortable here. And so, in an effort to rectify this, I have taken it upon myself to make you - o efficient, slant-eyed neighbors to the west - feel more at home on Ubersite. I'm sure it comes as no "supplies" to you that these are likely a few of your favorite things.
So come on in, sign up, and cuddle down. After all, we are the world.
Love,
Orgasmatron
PS - I even wrote you a haiku to make you feel welcome:
Horizontal box
Little, yellow different
Nips: just like Nuprin
User Reviews
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-13 16:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want that butter glue stick stuff.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-13 16:36:58 EDT (#)
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I rike it.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I moved to Boston I inadvertently moved into the neighborhood with the highest concentration of Asians in New England, which oddly enough isn't Chinatown in Downtown Boston.
Them fuckers are relentless about going through your recycling to pick out all the returnable bottles and cans, they'll even go into your fenced in backyard.
It was pretty funny watching them when we had the Ice storm last month and I had a bin full of returnables entombed in a block of ice at the curbside.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:21:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:08:26 (#)
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To date, the only Asian that's made an appearance in my dreams is Noriyuki "Pat" Morita.
Why? Because I'd go gay for Miyagi.
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He could wax me off anyday.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:08:26 EDT (#)
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To date, the only Asian that's made an appearance in my dreams is Noriyuki "Pat" Morita.
Why? Because I'd go gay for Miyagi.
Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:01:08 EDT (#)
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Does this mean I am not the asian that you will have secret fantasies about?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:53:00 EDT (#)
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I wonder where my Korean friend Bom Suk ever wound up.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:48:36 EDT (#)
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+2 Asian pictures
Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:35:49 EDT (#)
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Edzachery why I changed it. Everybody hates me
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:32:04 EDT (#)
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Why'd you change it?
Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:44:56 EDT (#)
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Sci-Fi Asian fans, you are welcome as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zLNFhgilDQ
Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:39:25 EDT (#)
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A combo of my father's name and my mother's maiden name. Asian/Finnish.
Wonder Twin Powers- ACTIVATE!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 10:14:55 EDT (#)
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I didn't mean your actual last name, just what sort of last name it was. Irish. Italian. German.
I'd love to meet a Pei Mei Gonzalez.
Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-09-05 09:51:05 EDT (#)
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I had to change my last name
-to what I'm not going to tell-
as to why let me just explain that my first name is Sarah
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-04 13:41:23 EDT (#)
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+2 crazy asian pictures
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-04 01:24:32 EDT (#)
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Attention Asian Girls:
Send nudes to donovanmd.at.gmail.com
If hot I will consider importing you from whatever country you live in to the wonderful country of Canada. If its Yankee dick you seek I'll wear a wife beater and trucker hat while pounding you.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-09-04 01:10:58 EDT (#)
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can anyone place this quote?
"why aren't you have something to driml? make it you feel better."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:32:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-09-01 09:38:10 (#)
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I'm telling you, I'm the best your going to get. If it helps any, my last name is 'Lee'
Before I changed it.
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Then you must pick up where I've left off. Let's have our very own Boxer Uprising here at Ubersite. Get thee to the closest Chinese phone book. Ring all the Chins you know.
There's no time to spare.
What'd you change your name to?
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-09-03 12:24:02 EDT (#)
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The pictures were very asian.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:23:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:55:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92513
Here's that dude I was talking about
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:25:56 EDT (#)
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OH SNAP!
There's an asian girl, named Nuprin, going to Rice University.
http://www.cs.rice.edu/~dwallach/photo/ALX2000/nuprin.html
The page the pic is from:
http://www.cs.rice.edu/~dwallach/photo/ALX2000/
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:20:15 EDT (#)
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A short tribute to all (or none) of the asian women on Uber.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92532
Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-09-01 09:38:10 EDT (#)
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I'm telling you, I'm the best your going to get. If it helps any, my last name is 'Lee'
Before I changed it.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:24:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:12:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:22:12 (#)
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you are the biggest wanker this site has EVER seen
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HAHAHA
You've been here what..TEN DAYS?
STFU N00B. Or alter. Whichever.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-01 02:03:33 EDT (#)
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What stupid shit you post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:26:56 EDT (#)
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I guess you got the memo on how big my wanker is, huh.
And on that lame note, I'm off.
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:22:12 EDT (#)
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you are the biggest wanker this site has EVER seen
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:12:30 EDT (#)
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They survived Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and the song "Kung Fu Fighting."
They can toughen up and survive Uber.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:09:03 EDT (#)
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how can you expect asians to join the site after the way a beautifcul young taiwanese girl was treated when she tried to share something intimate:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18864
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:55:57 EDT (#)
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She and the Crazy 88 got totally owned in that movie.
I'm not looking for dead asians. I'm interested in live ones.
For now anyway.
I think Go-Go would make a good mentor for ghola.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Mr. Sparkle
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:43:33 EDT (#)
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I've been cast as GoGo in an online production of Kill Bill. Does that help you at all?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:36:45 EDT (#)
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That's just one token asian. That's exactly not what I'm talking about here.
There are what, like 30 billion more out there?
WE CAN DO BETTER!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:27:52 EDT (#)
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phinch was here before you, noob.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:26:08 EDT (#)
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COME ASIANS, I have given you a heated post from which to gain inspiration and a burning desire to write posts about all the photographs you took on that trip to Dayton, Ohio and the benefits of bukkake as a form of public shaming/justice! Come and regale us with your love of massage parlors and fear of commotions!
Ok, so I'm really going to Boston tomorrow morning.
And Stag, I, too, find it difficult to imagine you as part asian. Strangely enough, I picture you to look exactly like Nick Cave.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:57:02 EDT (#)
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ME RIKEY RICE!
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:44:58 EDT (#)
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+2 Pocari Sweat.
that shit is awesome!
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:43:04 EDT (#)
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reminds me of okinawa.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:39:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:57:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:21:38 (#)
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I'm curious, what did you think I looked like?
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I expected (why, no clue whatsoever) fair hair and eyes, and possibly a heavy frame.
I did not expect as much handsome. I should have. I was wrong.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:47:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:21:38 EDT (#)
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I'm curious, what did you think I looked like?
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Horizontal box
Little, yellow different
Nips: just like Nuprin
That's about the funniest thing I've read on Ubersite.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:27:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:54:52 (#)
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I'm part asian. You filthy round-eye.
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For some reason, this surprises the hell out of me. I've been operating on my imagined Stag camwhore for a long time, and this has not been part of my equation. Sometimes, part Asian makes me tingle in my happy place. I humbly request camwhores be forwarded to sacrilicious.at.comcast.net. Thank you.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:54:52 EDT (#)
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I'm part asian. You filthy round-eye.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:04:28 EDT (#)
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Since when do shitheads like you get to make the decisions around here?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:26:40 EDT (#)
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Hi Lishy! I'm off to class.
<3
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:19:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:16:44 (#)
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Orgasmatron makes uber tingle in it's bathing suit area. and by uber I mean me.
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Orgasmatron said that exact same thing to me once. WHOA.
Hi MyTee <3
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:16:44 EDT (#)
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Orgasmatron makes uber tingle in it's bathing suit area. and by uber I mean me.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:11:22 EDT (#)
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You're words are ofintrest to me, O-tron. I will listen to what you have to say. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go rate Lishy's post and tell her how much I love her.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:08:05 EDT (#)
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PROTECT MY BALLS
LET'S FIGHTING LOVE
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:06:37 EDT (#)
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scourge is a renegade who forms gangs.
I am a peaceful man in search of the bigger and better rimjob. And I need no number advantage to smite my enemies. My children are born fully clad in armor, and I can pick locks with my pubic hair. I can dance the Charleston. Backwards. And when I walk into a room, music plays. Not recorded music. Motorhead follows me around and rocks out to help me properly greet the masses.
Oh, and I can totally teach you how to score with ghola and Lishy. A feat that scourge has only been able to accomplish by virtue of my writing about it.
The choice is yours.
I'm off to Boston, fuckers.
Have a happy Labor Day.
(mofo - my pick is that your wife goes into labor, conveniently, on Labor Day. Between 1PM-2PM)
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:01:25 EDT (#)
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wow.....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:59:56 EDT (#)
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HEY! You didn't rate MY post, DOUG.
see if you get in my top eight now.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:59:46 EDT (#)
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PANDA BEARSES
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:58:05 EDT (#)
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I'm already following scourge around with constant plus 2's. Are you offering a better way of Uber life?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:49:02 EDT (#)
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Come, sit at the feet of the Orgasmatron and learn, MyTee. For school is in session, and every day is Pizza Friday.
I shall make you an even mytee-er one. And together we shall welcome asians to the website and usher in a new age. The age of Keyboards That Smell Like Uni and Eel Ice Cream.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:39:13 EDT (#)
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You may be my new favorite poster. Not because of this, just generally speaking.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:33:24 EDT (#)
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"You're Japs and your chinks could be 3...3a, 3b"...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:32:56 EDT (#)
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Did you order her from a catalogue?
Does she want to help be build a railroad?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:29:33 EDT (#)
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+2 for the 'albino semen' line.
My wife is Asian, by the way.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:15:24 EDT (#)
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Gotta love those crazy gooks.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:03:04 EDT (#)
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Lo Pan.
Submitted by RPharazon (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:40:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:02:12 (#)
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This post makes me want noodles.
+2 for being orgasmatron
+2 for making me want noodles
-2 I have no noodles
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:36:34 EDT (#)
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Asian participation on Ubersite will increase by 2000% because of this post.
Just you wait and see.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:30:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:27:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:00:39 (#)
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I miss Phinch
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:25:06 EDT (#)
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red - He's with his pals: http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/desktops/movies/bigtrouble.jpg
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:17:44 EDT (#)
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Where is the chinese bloke from Big Trouble in little china who explodes?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:09:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:58:44 (#)
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Not the picture, Dave, from what I saw of it- but I got some graphic, animated stuff going on above it on the page. Maybe I just got lucky.
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Yeah.
Shit genuine apologies.
-Dave
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:07:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:29:04 (#)
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I'm thinking all of China is probably blocked from accessing Ubersite.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:00:31 EDT (#)
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Hey wait a minute, what about Kevin Ho, the guy who posted for APW a few times?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:59:15 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for
Rice
The Hip Nip
Chong Li
That badass guy from The Last Samurai
Big Trouble Little China
Hideki Matsui
Weird Asian products
And of course, Godzilla
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:58:44 EDT (#)
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Not the picture, Dave, from what I saw of it- but I got some graphic, animated stuff going on above it on the page. Maybe I just got lucky.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:53:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:51:08 (#)
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NSFW BELOW
-Valerie
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You really think so?
I thought it was OK.
Apologies to anyone that got fired.
-Dave
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:39:55 EDT (#)
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Now this really pisses me off to no end!
-Lo Pan
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:32:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:24:39 EDT (#)
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Hey...there is a guy here that's Asian, but I think he's taking a break right now. What's his name? You know...he's younger, like maybe 18 um...I think the word "Monkey" might be in his name.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:16:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:20:59 (#)
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My mom in Chinese. """
what your mum gets up to in her spare time is none of our concern.
Phinc was the token but I heard he got a life.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:15:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:08:36 EDT (#)
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LoPan = Auto + Gazillion
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:02:12 EDT (#)
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This post makes me want noodles.
+2 for being orgasmatron
+2 for making me want noodles
-2 I have no noodles
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:53:27 EDT (#)
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See, Davros, this is what I'm talking about: Uberers reaching out to make the zipperheads feel like they're part of something special. Way to encourage them. I applaud you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:51:08 EDT (#)
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NSFW BELOW
-Valerie
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:50:15 EDT (#)
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You could have at least included this picture.
http://www.newsfilter.org/photos/index.php?id=29316
-Dave
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:47:11 EDT (#)
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HEY! Those are all my favorite things... My absolute favorite is the twin baby milking boobs. I like to provide milk for random babies and pretend I can lactate. It's a best of both worlds deal!
Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:39:09 EDT (#)
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All you round eyes look the same. That's why there aren't more of us here. We keep getting everyone confused.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:34:20 EDT (#)
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The "very fucking" english lesson made me laugh.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:29:04 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking all of China is probably blocked from accessing Ubersite.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:25:23 EDT (#)
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I'm talkin' 100% full-on, blammo bitch asian.
Like some girl named Katsumi or a guy named Charlie.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:23:34 EDT (#)
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steve has a chinese mom. Do you ever play her china girl by david bowie?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:20:59 EDT (#)
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My mom in Chinese.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:18:38 EDT (#)
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I am seriously dissapointed at the lack of Manga Porn in this post.
Please ensure this does not happen again.
-Dave
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:18:06 EDT (#)
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Jonny - with Brazilians comes the threat of accidental she-male coveting. Be careful.
Ryu - I find it convenient that Boston decided to suck ass right as I'm about to head up there to see a game or two at Fenway this weekend. I'm ever so excited about seeing three starters and six call-ups run out and play nine innings. Definitely getting my money's worth.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:17:06 EDT (#)
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+2 Hideki Matsui
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:16:40 EDT (#)
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Apparently you never saw Method's encounter with asians. They are not so welcome
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48886
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:14:53 EDT (#)
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we've actually had a few - we had one dude from Malaysia who wasn't too bad a writer.
Williamson is half-Jap now, from all the Asian poon he's been tapping, and we've had a Indian or two.
Y'know who I want to see more around here - Brazilians.
Brazilians are cool.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:14:46 EDT (#)
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Let's see...
Psylocke? Yes.
Pat Morita? Yes.
Yao Ming? Yes.
Panda? Yes.
Ninja? Yes.
Rice? Yes.
Ping Pong? Yes.
Hideki Matsui? Hell Yes.
Speaking of that last one, isn't it weird how he'll be coming back to the Yankees in September while the Red Sox will have to field a team of AA prospects? That's the worst rash of injuries to hit a baseball team's major players since...oh, right, the Yankees earlier this year.
Great post, though.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:14:37 EDT (#)
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Needs more tentacle porn :-(
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:13:29 EDT (#)
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The asians are all working. You can never be bored at work when there's new computer languages to learn.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:12:08 EDT (#)
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Diff-er-ent.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:11:16 EDT (#)
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ghola - I live about twenty miles away from that panda.
Shlongy - We're trying to make the gooks feel welcome here. Save the gay comments for later.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:10:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:10:22 EDT (#)
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I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what
about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke
cigars?
-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven
The Telltale Head
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:10:15 EDT (#)
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Man in the black pyjamas, dude. Worthy fuckin adversary.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:09:47 EDT (#)
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You should have titled this SPT - Slant Post Thursday
Like Nuprin. YES.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:09:29 EDT (#)
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Ah so, gay-san.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:06:33 EDT (#)
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GREAT POST!
Asians don't come here because they don't want Willaimson to find them and have sex with them/their mothers/ their sisters/ their dogs.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:06:23 EDT (#)
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oh, Asians...
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:04:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:03:37 EDT (#)
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Me rikey.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:03:14 EDT (#)
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Thanks for making the poem short.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is a cute panda. i want a panda.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I miss Phinch.