The Legend of Shitfuck (3389 hits)
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Submitted by shitfuck (View user info) at 2006-08-31 14:13:43 EDT
Wow.
What a start to my day off.
I've already retained the services of a lawyer, she says I should stay away from this site, and that I should definitely NOT do what I'm about to do. That being said--I've never been good at playing within the lines, or doing what I'm told. Sorry Bev.
Bart, I'm not going to sue, and there's no hard feelings--when I came up with the character named 'Shitfuck' I knew it would bring trouble, that's the whole point. It was the point when I signed up, and remains the point to this very second. Kurt Vonnegut has Kilgore Trout--and I have Shitfuck.
I'm sorry that you had a visit from the SS. And I'm sincere about that--you've had a few hundred opportunities to delete this account, and you would have been right in doing so, but for some reason I'm still cussing around here.
I'm the one guy that won't suck your internet dick, or play school yard popularity games with you (or anyone else on this site) but I do appreciate what you've set up here. So thank you.
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Let's start like this--
George Bush is the worst thing ever to happen to the world's population.
I stand by that.
Him and his big business bed partners have exploited killed and raped everything beautiful.
They've sent brave men and women to their deaths--and fucked up the meaning of Freedom so badly that I wonder if there is any coming back.
I hope there is.
He has the blood of countless people on his hands--he even has the blood of America on his hands--he's ruined your economy, outsourced more jobs than every other president before him combined--and when he finally leaves office, America will be paying the bill for his unjust wars and sheer idiocy for generations to come.
These are the facts.
I encourage anyone out there to give me just ONE example of how the Bush Years have positively impacted their life, their home, their job, the environment or the rest of the world.
Like I said--Bush is a disaster.
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Americans that tell me I have no business commenting on a country I don't live in should consider this carefully--
Do we call Tony Blair the leader of the Free World?
Nope.
Do we call Stephan Harper the leader of the Free World?
Nope.
We call the President of the United States the leader of the Free World.
And until Bush cheated his way into office I was pretty much okay with being lead into Freedom by an American President. Things are different now--I don't get to vote in the US, I don't have a say in any way, shape or form in the selection of 'The Leader of the Free World', so how the fuck can this chump be my leader?
How the fuck can that moron be anyone's leader? He reads kid's books upside down.
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Would I like to see Bush dead?
Absofuckinglutley.
And you can add my own Prime Minister to that list, then you can add the CEO's of just about every major international corporation. You can add all the rich trust fund motherfucks, partywhores and glamorous brain-dead fashionistas. You can add anyone that's ever been involved with a Hollywood production and you can add the entire Pop Music industry too.
You can add every citizen that even tried out for American/Canadian/UK Idol.
You can add every dumbfuck psychologist and day time TV talk show host.
You can add every single religious leader--from the Catholic rape dungeon to the sandy chapel of Islam. Kill them all and kill them now.
And do it quick before their fucked up messages about happiness through possession and peace through war reach anymore kids--because it's the kids that are gonna save us.
We should at least have the balls as a civilization to save them from becoming us.
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These are pretty harsh words. And yeah, I have second thoughts about this, but there is no soft solution to the pure idiocy and out of control consumerism that we've become so attached to.
Two thirds of the world's population lives without a TV or telephone.
There's a few million without plumbing too.
Obesity is a North American phenomenon. Why is that?
If you can't see the problem, then you ARE the problem.
If you can't hear that little voice that tells us all we're fucking up royally--or if you drown that voice out with shopping sprees and church services and friends that you don't really love but really make the effort to look like you do--
Then go fuck yourself.
Deep.
Because the motherfucking Soup is on all your souls, and it fucking stinks.
--JDL
User Reviews
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:41:30 EST (#)
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I encourage anyone out there to give me just ONE example of how the Bush Years have positively impacted their life, their home, their job, the environment or the rest of the world."""
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I work for Haliburton.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:34:41 EST (#)
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I encourage anyone out there to give me just ONE example of how the Bush Years have positively impacted their life, their home, their job, the environment or the rest of the world."""
the blatant panderign to oild companies and the high oil price has given me immigration to the US, a future wife, an brand new car, and I am currently having a house built in Houston none of which would I have acheived in England.
but i've sold my soul.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-10-30 04:01:21 EST (#)
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SHITFUCK FOR GOD!
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2006-10-24 14:39:56 EDT (#)
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SHITFUCK FOR PRIME MINISTER!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-14 06:11:57 EDT (#)
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Simply.......
....Awesome!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-09-06 22:07:38 EDT (#)
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I like Victoria's Secret catalogues.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-09-06 21:52:15 EDT (#)
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www.helpshitfuck.org
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-09-05 23:06:23 EDT (#)
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Amen to that
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-05 10:10:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2006-09-05 01:44:14 EDT (#)
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woot
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-09-04 23:30:46 EDT (#)
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nice post
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:28:07 EDT (#)
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*swoons*
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-04 11:05:38 EDT (#)
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I admire your spirit. Good luck!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-09-04 01:30:48 EDT (#)
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The way everyone keeps saying SS is freaking me out.
When I think SS, I think Schutzstaffel, not Secret Service. And another thing, does anyone else think that calling yourself the "Secret Service" is a little bit immature and childish?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-03 22:08:08 EDT (#)
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I encourage anyone out there to give me just ONE example of how the Bush Years have positively impacted their life, their home, their job, the environment or the rest of the world.
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I'm sure our friends at Halliburton and Enron could name several examples.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-03 21:48:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:46:40 (#)
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A shame that you rip your prime minister, the first prime minster in over a decade that actually gave Canadians the right to lift their heads up and call themselves something besides America Jr.
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Domenad!
Good to see you, but fuck you--Harper creams and giggles like a schoolgirl whenever Bush calls.
Why would that encourage me to lift my head up?
Maybe you're thinking because Canada has its own body bags coming back with bits of dead soldiers we can consider ourselves truly a part of the War on Terror?
It's funny how fast peace keeping turns into all out war.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:31:08 EDT (#)
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shut the fuck up
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:08:37 EDT (#)
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*Puts hand up*
Jack, Bush has fucked the usa economy sideways, even terying to argue with that is nuts.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:01:32 EDT (#)
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"We call the President of the United States the leader of the Free World."
Only sarcastically.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:47:52 EDT (#)
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I encourage anyone out there to give me just ONE example of how the Bush Years have positively impacted their life, their home, their job, the environment or the rest of the world.
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He keeps on giving me really nice payraises.
but that's about it.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:47:11 EDT (#)
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+2 Canadian.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:46:40 EDT (#)
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A shame that you rip your prime minister, the first prime minster in over a decade that actually gave Canadians the right to lift their heads up and call themselves something besides America Jr.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:28:16 EDT (#)
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fuck Bush
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:04:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-02 11:53:10 EDT (#)
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+2 tie/ camwhore!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-02 07:49:45 EDT (#)
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*slow clap*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-02 07:26:50 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what's going on here. I'm hoping I can dig around a bit and figure it out, because this post alone doesn't divulge enough information to satisfy my curiousity.
However, I am surprised that you posted your picture on uber. Long time coming, huh.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:08:26 EDT (#)
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I love you, JD.
<3
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-01 19:45:24 EDT (#)
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WOO!
Submitted by viciousness63 (user info) at 2006-09-01 19:36:26 EDT (#)
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I agree with some of what you say and hope that this doesn't become a huge fiasco for you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-01 19:12:58 EDT (#)
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HEY WEREN'T YOU ON TOOL TIME
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:46:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:33:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:01:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:18:36 (#)
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that's the most anglo-canadian face on Ubersite.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:01:10 EDT (#)
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I agree with your motive, but the whole execution is a bit extreme.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:46:11 EDT (#)
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Fucking rights....way to go shitfuck. I agree with you.
Submitted by choir (user info) at 2006-09-01 14:41:22 EDT (#)
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Good show.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:51:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.media-awareness.ca/english/issues/online_hate/when_is_hate_a_crime.cfm
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:15:34 EDT (#)
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I could imagine you hanging out with ETS. The feds will sweep you up quick since they monitor him through high tech satellite tracking and planted listening/video devices.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:12:56 EDT (#)
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Also, everyong is getting all fucking giddy and shit about "FREE SPEECH!" Shitfuck is from Canada and Canada doesn't have free speech. It has active censor boards and all kinds of hate speech laws.
When the feds contact their Canadian counterparts, there are a variety of laws that apply to Mr. Shitfuck's rants that could land him jail time. I think to brush it off is funny, actually. Laugh it off! Laugh it all fuckin' up when Shitfuck is cuffed and handed down a 5 year jail sentence for advocating murder.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:05:56 EDT (#)
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This post is pure hatred and lies. "Ruined our economy" is hardly factual. The economy is doing quite well.
RECENTLY is has slown down, but overall still outpaces the majority of the world.
I don't have the time to do a detailed subject by subject breakdown of this post. All I can say is that it is strongly based in personal opinion and not factual information.
Sure, Bush lets all the beaners over here and the democrats could care less. He's fucking up America, that's for sure. But still, how about a little more factual information instead of sounding like an Ahmadinejad or a Fidel Castro/Hugo Chavez wannabe.
By the way, doesn't CANADA have hate speech laws? Do they only apply to minorities or anyone whom you advocate violence against?
Have fun in jail, pal.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:02:52 EDT (#)
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I ain't gonna suck your dick, but this was good.
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:47:47 EDT (#)
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good effort. bad judgement.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-09-01 09:47:57 EDT (#)
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"Would I like to see Bush dead?
Absofuckinglutley.
And you can add my own Prime Minister to that list, then you can add the CEO's of just about every major international corporation. You can add all the rich trust fund motherfucks, partywhores and glamorous brain-dead fashionistas. You can add anyone that's ever been involved with a Hollywood production and you can add the entire Pop Music industry too."
A-fucking-men.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:44:01 EDT (#)
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+2 freedom of speech.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:35:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.dubyaspeak.com/freshdubya.phtml
The guy is a retard.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2006-09-01 03:29:26 EDT (#)
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I have a belly button!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:51:09 EDT (#)
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Well, if Simply Red says our prez sucks, I must agree
Also, that whole SS thing makes me giggle my balls off.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:45:33 EDT (#)
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Ever find yourself in Vancouver?
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:27:30 EDT (#)
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disagree with most of your political views.
that surprised me.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:21:24 EDT (#)
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Oh yes. Splooging on dresses.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:41:55 EDT (#)
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Although I don't believe in killing as a means to an end, I must say I rather liked it better when our president was getting blow jobs from skanks and spooging all over their dresses.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you so much it hurts physically.
Mainly in the butt area.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:43:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:05:28 (#)
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Yes, it's great. The french/english cop duo is hilarious. They really threw all the clichés in there but it's worth it. We've been hating each other since forever, it was time someone made a movie about this.
Will you see it?
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Hopefully, or rent it/ download it if I can't find the time. I've only heard good reviews.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do the rest of us Canadians proud. A man named shitfuck is, crazily enough, saying what most of us think. Well done sir.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All that rational thought in one place, it's one good idea away from critical mass.
Sadly enough, there's actually not enough ammunition in the world.
But there probaly is enough napalm!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:05:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:28:44 (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:16:10 (#)
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You look very Swedish.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:05:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:04:20 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:09:18 (#)
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Have you seen Bon Cop Bad Cop, Caul? Ontario/ Quebec comedy that is supposedly funny for both sides.
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Yes, it's great. The french/english cop duo is hilarious. They really threw all the clichés in there but it's worth it. We've been hating each other since forever, it was time someone made a movie about this.
Will you see it?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:28:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:16:10 (#)
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You look very Swedish.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:16:10 EDT (#)
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You look very Swedish.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:11:15 EDT (#)
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Can't expect Caul to get a ghey joke, Jack.
You gotta be blunt with it.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:04:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:09:18 (#)
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Have you seen Bon Cop Bad Cop, Caul? Ontario/ Quebec comedy that is supposedly funny for both sides.
Maybe it'll lessen your hatred for us :(
If not I expect we should probably have a knife fight in the parking lot. No bagels this time. Fucking cheater.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:00:44 EDT (#)
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=========whoosh========> My last comment
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Caul's head^
Cleared it, no sweat.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:51:04 EDT (#)
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A God amongst men, you are not.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:28:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:08:34 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:09:18 (#)
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I love how Jack assumes I hate Bush, which is not the case, and cries.
"DON'T YOU TOUCH MY MAN! :°("
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Believe me, there are plenty of other reasons why I assumed you hate bush.
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Because of my origins, right? Oh jack, your racist ways are so cute :-)
I don't agree with much Bush policies, but I don't hate the guy. He's just another politician.
This whole 'Bush is Hitler, I hate him' steers people away from the real debates like...THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS :-O
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:23:54 EDT (#)
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I think being impeached is better,
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:18:10 EDT (#)
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Love it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:08:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:09:18 (#)
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I love how Jack assumes I hate Bush, which is not the case, and cries.
"DON'T YOU TOUCH MY MAN! :°("
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Believe me, there are plenty of other reasons why I assumed you hate bush.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:55:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:34:01 (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:29:39 (#)
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I agree with the ideas here. I don't agree with killing anyone, but I would like to see Bush out of power, American Idol and other talk shows removed from the planet, and so on.
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Ok, we'll compromise...
We'll shove them all on a rocket and blast them into the vastness of interplanetary space...
THEN we'll kill them.
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Brad, are you fucking stupid or something?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:34:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:29:43 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:03:53 (#)
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Toss this harpy off
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Somebody needs to.
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you'll be in the land of my birth soon (how unfortunate for you). someone will get the job done down in Shawnee Nat'l Forest most likely. lots of loonies running around down there.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:34:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:29:39 (#)
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I agree with the ideas here. I don't agree with killing anyone, but I would like to see Bush out of power, American Idol and other talk shows removed from the planet, and so on.
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Ok, we'll compromise...
We'll shove them all on a rocket and blast them into the vastness of interplanetary space...
THEN we'll kill them.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:29:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:03:53 (#)
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Toss this harpy off
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Somebody needs to.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:29:39 EDT (#)
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I agree with the ideas here. I don't agree with killing anyone, but I would like to see Bush out of power, American Idol and other talk shows removed from the planet, and so on.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:20:39 EDT (#)
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WOOT FREEDOM OF SPEECH
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:09:38 EDT (#)
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I don't think I could debate with a word you said. Even if I wanted to. Good on you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:03:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:27:27 (#)
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I will donate one of my kidneys to the african of your choice if you compete in UM.
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Favoritism. Scouting.
Toss this harpy off the committee.
AND, I agree with this guy.
Whatever.
I'm too important for this shit anyway. Out.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:02:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:33:39 (#)
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For what its worth I agreed with a lot of the things said here on this post.
However, one of the things that shitfuck has always stood for in this place is not sucking up to one another for the sake of sucking up....from what I can tell.
so I won't.
you make good points here shitfuck or JDL or whatever and I hope everything works out for you and I hope that people start to think more about life but really is letting Darwins Theory run its course really that bad.
Let the dumb go, we'll be stronger and better off without them.
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What about when the dumb become tyrants?
This really isn't about dumb or smart. It's about those that respect our God-given rights to life, liberty, and happiness and those that do not.
It is a simple line to draw.
When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears its people there is freedom.
They better start fearing us right fucking now.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:59:50 EDT (#)
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You look Canadian
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:50:43 EDT (#)
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Wonderful!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:50:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:47:19 EDT (#)
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What happened here, anyway?
The SS did not come to this fuck hole for a website, did they?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:44:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:35:51 EDT (#)
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Yes.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:33:56 EDT (#)
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Fucking Edmontonians...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:23:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:16:45 EDT (#)
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If they ask, we never played Halo 2 together, alright? I'm addicted to meth, so like, how could I not fucking just BREAK EVERYTHING that you can't handle? Can't handle it, can you? I haven't eaten all day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:09:18 EDT (#)
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I love how Jack assumes I hate Bush, which is not the case, and cries.
"DON'T YOU TOUCH MY MAN! :°("
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:07:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:32:56 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:14:10 (#)
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And what the fuck does that have to do with GBush? You think he restarted the economy with his super skills? How can that be attributed to the president? Aren't you forgetting the various Enron like scandals and the techno bubble burst which had much more impact than 9/11?
You're a fucking idiot.
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Both the growth of the dot.coms and the crimes of Enron happened primarily during the Clinton Administration.
If your paarnoid bullshit was accurate, wouldn't Bush have covered up the Enron mess until this day?
And how the FUCK can you blame Bush for the dotcom bubble bursting, when it was simple human greed feeding that frenzy?
Jesus Christ man.
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I think you misunderstood me. I must admit I botched my reply. I never said Bush was responsible for any of these. That's exactly my point.
But since you think that the 9/11 attacks had as much effects as a nuclear attack and that you think that Bush saved you from the big bad brown men, I thought it'd be good to bring up the dot.coms and Enron, which he had no control on whatsoever. Just like the economic "growth" we've been experiencing lately.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:02:09 EDT (#)
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Just make sure you do a good job of hiding your stash, dude.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:54:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:42:29 EDT (#)
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Fuck you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:33:39 EDT (#)
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For what its worth I agreed with a lot of the things said here on this post.
However, one of the things that shitfuck has always stood for in this place is not sucking up to one another for the sake of sucking up....from what I can tell.
so I won't.
you make good points here shitfuck or JDL or whatever and I hope everything works out for you and I hope that people start to think more about life but really is letting Darwins Theory run its course really that bad.
Let the dumb go, we'll be stronger and better off without them.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:32:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:14:10 (#)
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And what the fuck does that have to do with GBush? You think he restarted the economy with his super skills? How can that be attributed to the president? Aren't you forgetting the various Enron like scandals and the techno bubble burst which had much more impact than 9/11?
You're a fucking idiot.
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Both the growth of the dot.coms and the crimes of Enron happened primarily during the Clinton Administration.
If your paarnoid bullshit was accurate, wouldn't Bush have covered up the Enron mess until this day?
And how the FUCK can you blame Bush for the dotcom bubble bursting, when it was simple human greed feeding that frenzy?
Jesus Christ man.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
/salute
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:52:02 (#)
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Brad, my girlfriend and I want to come visit you--what do you think?
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You're welcome around my fire anytime.
electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For god's sake, man, look at how much shit that people BLAME Bush for that he has no influence on. It's no different of a logical fallacy to PRAISE him for shit that he has no influence on. """
I'm not anti-Bush. I fully agree with that. But I think Jack is actually saying that Bush is entirely responsible for the economic growth. Or whatever good things that happen to the US and that everything bad is attributed to TERRORISTS!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright that's it.
I'm calling shenanigans (sp?)
I'm sure somebody else has already but this is mos def shenanigans.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am speechless, not really sure what's going on, but I don't give a fuck. I hope it all washes out in the long run.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't get ahead of yourself fucko.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul, you're not paying attention. Shitfuck challenged us to give ONE example of how the Bush years positively affected any of us.
Jack gave an example.
His argument isn't that "Bush did that", it's that something happened in "the Bush Years".
For god's sake, man, look at how much shit that people BLAME Bush for that he has no influence on. It's no different of a logical fallacy to PRAISE him for shit that he has no influence on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look a lot gayer than you sound. I wish I never saw this picture.
I had to take off a point for that.
But congrats on potentially getting bart sent to the big house where he can enjoy all the anal reaming that his butthole can take.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet Jack will think it's because GBush is in office if the hurricane season is not too hard on Americans.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:05:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
I got laid off 2 months after 9/11. I was working in the financial industry. If you recall that time, many feared the US economy would tank. Unreasonable fears spread exactly the kind of hysteria that can kill a nation's economy.
Within a year I found the job I have now, in the financial industry, because this Fortune 500 company was experiencing GROWTH and prosperity and hiring after a short time of uncertainty.
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And what the fuck does that have to do with GBush? You think he restarted the economy with his super skills? How can that be attributed to the president? Aren't you forgetting the various Enron like scandals and the techno bubble burst which had much more impact than 9/11?
You're a fucking idiot.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(reviews crossed in the submitting)
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack, the portion of my review that you copied on yours, was quoted from shitfuck's post. I gave my example below the quote, so I'm not sure why you didn't add that as well to the paste.
We're on the same page here.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gank, last that comment is directed at shitfuck, not you, of course.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:50:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
listen methodingus, if any other person on uber made a post calling themselves a legend shitfuck would be frothing at the mouth to -2 their asses and remind them that this place is nothing but a place to bullshit.
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Pastrami, please. I refer to myself not only as a legend, but I go the full nine and insist that we're all living and working to promote The Legend of the Orgasmatron. It has a nice ring to it, I think.
By the way, by reading this you have contributed to the Legend of the Orgasmatron. All replies to this shall contribute to the LOTO.
In fact, I should take issue with shitfuck for stepping on my toes by titling this post what he did.
If, of course, I knew who he was.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:37:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I encourage anyone out there to give me just ONE example of how the Bush Years have positively impacted their life, their home, their job, the environment or the rest of the world."
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I got laid off 2 months after 9/11. I was working in the financial industry. If you recall that time, many feared the US economy would tank. Unreasonable fears spread exactly the kind of hysteria that can kill a nation's economy.
Within a year I found the job I have now, in the financial industry, because this Fortune 500 company was experiencing GROWTH and prosperity and hiring after a short time of uncertainty.
Another example? On many occasions I need to hire temps. I rarely get to use the same people (ones who have proven to be reliable workers) for more than a few months straight, because they keep getting jobs. If the economy was the wasteland all the doomsayers say it is, these temps would still be temps, and I'm talking about a couple of hundred people over the last few years. Now expand that number of new hires beyond my part of San Francisco, across the state, across the country, and you'll see things are NOWHERE near as dark as some people say they are.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't give anything less that +2 to those camwhores, man. Awesome.
Even though you seem to think Bush was worse than Stalin, or Hitler.
Hmmm.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:21:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
shitfuck is a fucking legend. Think of all the shit he pulls and then look at the fact his rating is 0.92. Think of soups on bitches. Look at how long he has been here and returned from multiple bannings. So many of his works are money. Orgasmatron just isn't at shitfuck's level yet, and to see the "who are you again" being pulled by the upstart noob over the accomplished veteran makes me cringe.
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STFU n00b
And shitluck, dude...you DO look just like your two-dimensional cartoon renderings. At least, if you'd had your peenar in your hands, you would.
Love,
Captain Thorns
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus H. Christ the passion and conviction in this post is palpable.
I fucking love it. SHITFUCK FOR PREZ 2008!!
~OathMeal Approves of this Post~
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry Brad but spouting shit over the internet does not a legend make.
For you or our illustrious shitfuck here.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AMEN.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Brad, my girlfriend and I want to come visit you--what do you think?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
listen methodingus, if any other person on uber made a post calling themselves a legend shitfuck would be frothing at the mouth to -2 their asses and remind them that this place is nothing but a place to bullshit.
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That's not true. I call myself a legend all the time and shitfuck usually seems to enjoy my stuff.
I like you badass. I think we'd get along good if we ever met in person, but I think you're wrong here.
I commend anyone who does not lay down and let injustice steamroll over them and their rights.
This isn't a matter of hero worship, it's a matter of respect and gratitude.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not sure how I'm acting like a tough guy but if that's all you've got method then...by all means...fire away dude.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First of all, I used the term "shitfuck" (along with its retarded sibling "fuckshit") while in high school due to the degradation of its root words in an increasingly urban-influenced environment. In other words, lots of fake ghetto-thugs using "fuck" to fill in meaningless conversations.
"Holy shitfuck!"
"What the shitfuck happened?"
"Dude, stop being a fucking shitfuck."
"Fuck off, ya little fuckshit!"
Although I never considered using it as a moniker, I'm glad to see it put to good use.
Secondly--and perhaps even more important--I just thought of how funny it would be if you got taken to trial.
Lawyer: "My client, who goes by the internet handle 'shitfuck'--"
Judge: "I'm sorry, what did you say?"
Lawyer: "What?"
Judge: "Did you just say 'shitfuck'?"
Lawyer: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: "You can't use profanity in the courtroom."
Lawyer: "I didn't, your honor. I was just saying his name."
Judge: "Which is...?"
Lawyer: "'Shitfuck.'"
Judge: "Bailiff, take this woman into custody for contempt of court! I need a fucking drink."
Shitfuck: "Man, this shit is fucked."
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:39:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah and after that I'll move to the next shell of a house and learn how a missdropped American bomb blew the face off of a six year old girl.
Fucking douchebag.
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And I suppose that the American Revolutionary war was a travesty as well because some children probably got killed in it?
For such a supposedly smart guy, you don't have very much breadth or complexity when it comes to choosing between lesser evils.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, you just fucked up my gay internet arrow that was pointing at BAMF, and I had to save face by referring to both you and that rotund dwarf
= (
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method, are you seriously calling me out for doing the same thing to shitfuck that he does to everyone else? I'm not even as much of a bully on this site as he is. I never said I would kill him or anything, like he's supporting in this post.
So who's really the internet tough guy?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' A, man, fuckin' A.
If you get jailed, i'll set up a fund to post bail.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
listen methodingus, if any other person on uber made a post calling themselves a legend shitfuck would be frothing at the mouth to -2 their asses and remind them that this place is nothing but a place to bullshit.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:37:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I encourage anyone out there to give me just ONE example of how the Bush Years have positively impacted their life, their home, their job, the environment or the rest of the world."
You could talk to a couple Afghani women. There was a pretty cool human-interest story about the Afghani National Women's Soccer team that I saw on (GASP!) TV.
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Yeah and after that I'll move to the next shell of a house and learn how a missdropped American bomb blew the face off of a six year old girl.
Fucking douchebag.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Typical pseudo-revolutinary posturing.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm hoping and praying someone will fly another plane
into Bush's house, his TEXAS house.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
both of em
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
internet tough guy
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Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I encourage anyone out there to give me just ONE example of how the Bush Years have positively impacted their life, their home, their job, the environment or the rest of the world."
You could talk to a couple Afghani women. There was a pretty cool human-interest story about the Afghani National Women's Soccer team that I saw on (GASP!) TV.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
on second thought, you're no legend just some other dork on a website like the rest of us...but oooohhhh watch the suckle.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god, look at us all crowding round for a piece of some dude in a bad tie on a website. We're so fucking lame.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you read Kurt Vonnegut's interview in the new Rolling Stone?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will donate one of my kidneys to the african of your choice if you compete in UM.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to see those men and their trash gone from power, peacefully.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh ok I get it now!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitfuck isn't a good enough name anymore.
How about Poohump?
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I Love You -
They're gonna have to haul me right along with you.
FUCK BUSH FUCK HARPER AND FUCK ALL THEIR STUPIDER-THAN-SHIT, HOLIER-THAN-THOU, monkeys.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COLESLAW_MURPHY IS A LEGEND!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But seriously, who's this shitfuck guy again?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:21:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
shitfuck is a fucking legend. Think of all the shit he pulls and then look at the fact his rating is 0.92. Think of soups on bitches. Look at how long he has been here and returned from multiple bannings. So many of his works are money. Orgasmatron just isn't at shitfuck's level yet, and to see the "who are you again" being pulled by the upstart noob over the accomplished veteran makes me cringe.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I've already retained the services of a lawyer, she says I should stay away from this site, and that I should definitely NOT do what I'm about to do."
Sir, you are a god.
Damn the man.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really hope this is not you.
You are not nearly angry enough.
The post, however, is vintage shitfuck rage.
Fantastic.
-Dave
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Kilgore Trout.
So that's what a legend looks like, huh?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're my hero.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shitfuck is a fucking legend. Think of all the shit he pulls and then look at the fact his rating is 0.92. Think of soups on bitches. Look at how long he has been here and returned from multiple bannings. So many of his works are money. Orgasmatron just isn't at shitfuck's level yet, and to see the "who are you again" being pulled by the upstart noob over the accomplished veteran makes me cringe.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and yeah, I stand by my legend comment.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*stands up*
*salutes*
*begins to applaude*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mothafuckin legend
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If someone doesn't pound their fist on a desk and shout "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH" I will be sorely disappointed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's the most anglo-canadian face on Ubersite.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so does this mean Cyst doesn't need to censor your face anymore?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it, you said you got visited by the secret service years ago for that comment, how did they find you the first time without going through bart for IP logs
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to argue with this guy on the intarweb!!!11!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck you
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen, sister.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and if it's not, I hope they give this hippie the chair
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm already calling shenanigans on this...reminds me too much of that Jewtoast Blitzkrieg BOB bit.