Ubercon UK, charity appeal (938 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2006-08-31 14:36:44 EDT
Well not really, but I need some information. Who, if anyone, is going to be there on friday?
Does anyone know a cheap place me and Deathjester can crash at that's near a tube station and where we won't die? Currently I've only found the Marlybone travelodge and that's like 75 quid a night, plus extra for parking.
Finally, does anyone need a lift? I think I'm giving 'Shazza' a lift (whoever that is) but I honestly don't know what's going on. I will be coming from Birmingham.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-06 04:17:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:45:19 (#)
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p.s. I am not a rapist.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:25:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-01 04:57:23 (#)
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Apollo you have a standing invite but you'd not be seen dead people like us who don't do enough cocaine to be cool. ""
good point.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-09-03 13:31:33 EDT (#)
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I would put you all up, but, umm my girlfriend said something like "I dont want those weird losers in our flat" - and that she feared being raped my a gay, black midget in a wheel chair.
I suppose I have to respect that.
Any chicks all welcome to stay though - but youd have to stay in the cupboard tied up with the others.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:03:56 EDT (#)
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sleep rough you transient hag!
unfortunately I have moved to a house in the country.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:38:26 EDT (#)
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I'm just going to sleep tonight. I feel so tired, so very tired.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:34:07 EDT (#)
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Yeah I'll email you, but she's not coming on the friday. She doesn't need a lift.
No lift required.
Tell you what, she's coming to mine tonight so if you want I'll give you a bell when she gets around at about 7-ish. Providing you're not doing whatever you guys do on a friday night in Birmingham. Burning caravans and stuff I guess.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:26:20 EDT (#)
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Do you have her number Butters?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:19:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:13:06 (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-09-01 05:54:10 (#)
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She's walking beermat
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Couldn't have put it better meself.
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Nor me.
(It's a good job she's not uber you know. She's a hell of a lot shorter but a hell of a lot harder than I am)
Incidentally, my digestive biscuit just broke off and fell in my tea and there's a chance I might have to go into the loo for a cry. Life is cruel and mean. It was the last one, too.
>chin wibbles<
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:13:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-09-01 05:54:10 (#)
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She's walking beermat
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Couldn't have put it better meself.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:13:01 EDT (#)
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It's coo' I'm here!
Shazza isn't coming to the friday any more so you're off the hook with that one mate.
I thought you were staying at mine? When you called me Monday mate I was waiting for my lunch to turn up at the pub and was surrounded by very sensible people who think this whole uber thing is a bit odd so I wasn't being rude if I sounded a bit quiet. The offer still stands.
Although I will point out, a return from Waterloo to Farnborough main costs £23 and takes about an hour. The last train is about 11.30 as well. Plus my housemate will be back from Birmingham (funnily) by then so there would be no party.
My life is rubbish.
Steve can you put them up? I seem to remember you saying something about the fact that you would have offered last ubercon if you'd know that was why Berty couldn't come.
I will be there on the Saturday and will most likely be dragging Shazza along but she's going to Tokyo next month so she's all but penniless. Jules and Mos should be joining us about 5.30-ish on the saturday straight from the airport. Catch them NOW for duty free.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-09-01 06:53:00 EDT (#)
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Afraid not brutha. Email butters and ask her
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-01 06:20:17 EDT (#)
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Do you have her phone number? I should probably contact her and ask her if she still wants a lift next friday.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-09-01 05:54:10 EDT (#)
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She's walking beermat
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-01 05:50:22 EDT (#)
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I think we have a plan now. All is well.
Incidently do you know who 'Shazza' is? I've completely forgotten.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-09-01 05:49:25 EDT (#)
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Won't be there until the Saturday. Jo's already moved out of her old place and won't be in her new by then, so will have to come up Saturday morning.
Just go to spearmint rhino and crash there overnight, bertward.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-01 05:07:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:45:19 (#)
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p.s. I am not a rapist.
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Yes, you are.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-01 04:57:23 EDT (#)
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Apollo you have a standing invite but you'd not be seen dead people like us who don't do enough cocaine to be cool.
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:27:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:13:57 EDT (#)
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i never get invited to these.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:00:22 EDT (#)
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I'll start swimming.
If you'd done this early July you could've had the gracious attention of me, my brother and our two most unwashed and hungriest friends.
Your loss, I feel.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:47:07 EDT (#)
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Ok, not really, but I´ll be thinking of bovril for you. =o)
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:46:34 EDT (#)
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I´ll be there!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:30:53 EDT (#)
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We shall have to drag Mr. Coo out with us. If he has a missus, we can trade him for a realdoll that sits in the chair he's always in at home with a recording of him saying "Fetch me more beer, bitch!" After 20 minutes of that, she'll have left and it won't be a problem anymore.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:58:54 EDT (#)
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I love how everyone says quid now. Uber is so continental now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:53:42 EDT (#)
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75 quid!
Did you ask for the special, gimp rate?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:52:20 EDT (#)
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He's got that lovely peruvian to rape, he won't want scrawny leftovers like us.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:50:34 EDT (#)
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Hairycoo, however, is a rapist.
-Dave
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:49:57 EDT (#)
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Can we stay with you hairycoo? I hear the nightly rate is killer.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:49:10 EDT (#)
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looks like you guys are staying right next to mine. pop round for a few beers if you like.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:45:28 EDT (#)
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It's a stone's throw from Wimbledon Common.
Is that a nice place?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:45:19 EDT (#)
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p.s. I am not a rapist.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:44:58 EDT (#)
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I will also give lifts to people on either friday or saturday from Newcastle and downwards.
I promise not to run any animals over on the drive down.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:42:36 EDT (#)
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Plan agreed.
The fact that there is a plan is surprising.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:40:14 EDT (#)
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sw11 3sa
Do not Bomb this travel lodge.
Many thanks
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:30:08 EDT (#)
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Davros, what are the details of tis hotel?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:29:47 EDT (#)
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I was led to believeit's right in the happening heart of London. Is all this lies?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:27:40 EDT (#)
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isn't battersea fookin miles from anywhere?
i'm just saying.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:26:58 EDT (#)
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Well you are bald Davros, it is to be expected.
DJ, do you agree with my plan?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:25:16 EDT (#)
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I drive past said Gay Bar every Sunday that I work and the seething hordes of sweating manflesh make me so horny.
Sick, I meant sick.
-Dave
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:25:13 EDT (#)
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It is agreed. We shall go to Battersea on friday, Red will hopefully join us and if not we shall bagsy the larger beds and urinate on the toilet seat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:22:08 EDT (#)
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I will sleep wearing a chastity belt
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:21:51 EDT (#)
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It's ok, we'll import Red and share it. Then we can do twenty quid a night.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:18:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:06:49 (#)
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Davros are we doing stuff on Sunday? I didn't realise 59 quid was for two nights.
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It appears that they have changed the system and it now a per night price :(
Fuckers.
-Dave
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:17:19 EDT (#)
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Is it a gay bar or a strip bar?
I think it's a gay bar... Too many pink lights.
And men with no shirts.
I'm game whatever the plan is.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:16:04 EDT (#)
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Davros. That is a gay bar.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:10:29 EDT (#)
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I won't be around on the Sunday, but I was going to direct those that were to the "Royal Vauxhall Tavern".
I am sure people would enjoy it.
Check it out here... http://www.r-v-t.com/html/galleries/index.html
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:06:49 EDT (#)
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Davros are we doing stuff on Sunday? I didn't realise 59 quid was for two nights.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:06:14 EDT (#)
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'Loose' being the operative word.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:04:43 EDT (#)
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£59 is the best deal in London, £29.50 each for 2 nights, is like..errr...errr...
Less than £15 each per night. And that is just for the two of you.
Just think of the space you will have to take back all the loose women.
-Dave
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:03:33 EDT (#)
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I wish I was more organised. THere has to be a third option! I don't want to have to spend money to sleep. Perhaps we should just park the car somewhere and sleep in it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:01:42 EDT (#)
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I take that back, you're a true class consious warrior.
Can you give me 75 pounds?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:01:12 EDT (#)
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Cheap for you Jamie, with your vast estates pouring money into your bank account. You've forgotten the ordinary life ordinary people lead with ordinary bank accounts.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:58:12 EDT (#)
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75 quid is cheap as fuck bertram you pov.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:57:57 EDT (#)
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That's not true Chris, Birmingham is ok. It's lacking in some areas though.
Davros says we can getin a place in Battersea for 59 quid. Sleeps three people as well so we could get someone else in there and make good savings.
Any takers?
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:52:26 EDT (#)
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'Birmingham is Britain's most land-locked city but the assay mark for jewellery made in Birmingham is the anchor.' - http://www.virtualbrum.co.uk/facts.htm
That says it all, and the way the page opens just screams 'suicide'
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:47:38 EDT (#)
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Birmingham isn't so bad... At least we'll be leaving it for a few days.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:47:14 EDT (#)
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No luck on the Hotel front I am guessing.
I will try my contacts to see what is available, hotel wise.
-Dave
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:46:35 EDT (#)
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Thank you Chris.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:45:12 EDT (#)
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I will be coming from Birmingham.
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*offers condolences*