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2006 Fantasy UberFootball: Only A Few Slots Left in the Divisions -OR- NUNCHUCKS (For You NFL Haters) (509 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 1.9 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mountain (View user info) at 2006-08-31 16:30:23 EDT


HAR HAR -2 AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS LIEK FOR PUSSYS AND STUFF

It's been done, so fuck off.













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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude...

Palmer
Tomlinson
Foster
Bruce
Boldin
Clark/Watson
Panthers/Broncos D
Graham

Even if by some chance, Palmer gets injured again, Culpepper is my backup!

YOU BITCHES GOIN DOWN!


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 05:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I do believe I drafted a MONSTER team.

Shaun Alexander?
Jake Delhomme?
Chris Chambers?
Andre Johnson?
Derrick Mason?
Chris Cooley?
Vernon Davis?
All in my starting lineup?


Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Plus the Dallas D and Wilkins as my kicker (I'm still pissed they MAKE you draft a kicker... Fucking clownshoes.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-03 04:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my team actually looks pretty fucking solid despite the autodraft. I dont think it would have been any better if I drafted myself. The only thing is that I dont like Eddie Kennison. If anybody feels like offering me a trade, Kennison is up for grabs.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There are still two spots. Unabonger and Coleslaw Murphy have invites but haven't joined...

TWO SPOTS PEOPLE

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY THOSE ARE GOPHER CUCKS!!!

NOT CHIPMUNK CHUCKS!

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dude... is it just me or is that guy a HOT Kevin Nealon...


*punches self in crotch*

























*thrice*

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:52:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

I DON'T EVEN MAKE THE 4 MOST NOTABLE MEMBERS?!?!
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yeah me too. wtf.


I have a wedding on Saturday so I wont be able to make it to the draft. I need to set up my gad darn rankings.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucks sake... my only excuse is that I'm in three leagues this year and every draft happens this weekend.

Okay, well that AND I'm a douche.

Right now the draft is at 6:45 pm EST... NOT MDT.

That'd make it 4:45 pm for the Rocky Mountain Region.

*glares at Beam bottle*

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Unabonger, RyuFu... I sent out the invites, so let me know if you didn't get 'em. If you can think of anyone else that would want to join, send me their addys. I'd like to get at least 12 teams and we can't draft with an uneven # of managers.


Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the draft date and time can be changed... I was just trying to employ a little sense of urgency so we can fire this baby up!

Let's absolutely do it this weekend. I'm only available at night... I don't care how late. Let me know what time frame works and whether Sat. or Sun. is better.

Oh yeah... and I hear the Schlongster's year supply of Enzyte finally showed up... I guess that's why he's in such a good mood - well, that and his week long PERIOD finally passed! YEAH! 28 days and counting, Shlongette!

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll join. Prepare fo' da whoopins.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just need to plop my ass down in front of a comp.

As soon as we get the right time, and all. :-)




Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:13:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Aw shit... the draft is SATURDAY @ 6:45 pm MDT....
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Why I yelled at you for not saying anything this past week!

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, didn't see your review before I finally got done typing mine.
That's not a good time for me, but would you care if I had the computer draft for me?
Is it a Yahoo league? (Then I could do some semblance of pre-ranking)

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Check your email. Sat works better for me.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What *time* on Sunday is the draft?

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aw shit... the draft is SATURDAY @ 6:45 pm MDT....


NOT SUNDAY.

Everyone can still make it, eh?

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my bad, Darko... I was just going from memory and now that most people have real names, not their Uberhandles, I don't know who's who anymore...

I CERTAINLY would have used your name for it's supreme advertising draw, but I just plain forgot who alls in the league.



Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For the record I am running away with first place in the uberbaseball league.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You all are owned if I'm in this.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I DON'T EVEN MAKE THE 4 MOST NOTABLE MEMBERS?!?!

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I fuckin lose it everytime that chick makes those whining noises... dunno why, just do.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This piece of shit league didn't fold yet?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That movie is so awesome


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