SPT: Paranoid Personality Disorder (978 hits)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (View user info) at 2006-08-31 18:08:21 EDT
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:02:58 EDT (#)
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okay fine.
Back to freaky animals and insects.
Next up: The bug that crawled up Creep's ass. :p
Just kidding!! (kinda)
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-02 18:28:42 EDT (#)
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I still love you though.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-02 18:28:28 EDT (#)
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OH NOES!!!
And you were on such a hot streak with the freaky aminals. I agree it was a good time for a change, but to this??? Nay.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-02 18:00:21 EDT (#)
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opps
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-02 17:59:46 EDT (#)
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I didn't read any of this crap. What was this suppose to be?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-01 14:39:39 EDT (#)
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CT: ...and this was undergrad for me. The Abnormal Psychology professor (there's only one, which is very unusual) is a notoriously difficult professor. While I was taking the class, I was wishing the whole time that I could get out of it because I was so miserable because it was extremely demanding and rigid. But the moment I got out of the class, I realized that I was really grateful that it was so difficult. I learned so much in that class, despite the fact I got a "B." Now I shall make like Habeeb and weep. :(
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:33:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:29:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:08:03 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:02:37 (#)
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We're required to completely memorize the DSM-IV-R
If you don't, and the professor points at you and says; "You there, give me 5 diagnostic criteria for Generalized Panic Disorder," you stand there and stammer.....and then die a thousands deaths in front of your classmates and future colleagues.
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That's what we were required to do as well. We had to memorize it cover to cover in 3 weeks and then did diagnostic impressions for the rest of the semester with only using the GAF scale (couldn't consult the DSM-IV). DSM-IV/DSM-IV-TR are the same, by the way. I believe the revisions are so slight that our professor said we could use either.
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Holy Christ...you two had to MEMORIZE the frickin' thing? What sadistic grad schools did YOU go to?
Damn did I get off easy in my counselling programme. We even got to use it on our tests.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:23:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:59:45 (#)
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Let's hear it for Bipolar I Disorder with Rapid Cycling!!!
Whoo-Hoo!!! Yea!!! Awesome!!! *sigh* All right, enough. I said shut the fuck up. Shut it, you fucking cunt! Gah, I hate everyone!!!
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:11:35 EDT (#)
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*taps nose, winks*
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:33:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:23:45 (#)
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You love me.
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I do? Since when? :p
No, no. You're a nice "bloke" as the English would say.
(that's where you're from, right?)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:23:45 EDT (#)
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You love me.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:55:24 EDT (#)
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302.75
and 334.82
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:41:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:05:51 (#)
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Rapid cyclers can have either of the Bipolar Disorders and the essential feature is marked by 4 different cycles (manic, hypomanic, mixed or depressed) within a 12 month period.
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Shit hon, I can go through all four in a span of 12 hours.
My doctor finds the fact that I lose periphial vision during my swing episodes to be particularly fascinating.
Oh, did I mention that my manic swings tends towards sociopathic meglomania?
Yeah, I take large dosages of mulitple pills...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:37:51 EDT (#)
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"I keep tellin' 'em that I think they're out to get me."
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:37:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stogie (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:35:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:16:03 EDT (#)
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You know what, I enjoyed this.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:30:33 EDT (#)
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Oh it is! It's endlessly fascinating, at least to me.
I love researching competency laws, therapeutic jurisprudence, gender differences in criminal behaviors, penal psychology, jury psychology.....love it!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:26:53 EDT (#)
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Forensic Psychology always seemed like an interesting field. Except I would love the human interaction part a lot more than the science part, that I know for sure.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:22:29 EDT (#)
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Yes I'm still going into it.
I plan on doing 60% research/40% clinical stuff. I'm more of a researcher anyway. I'm also happier doing research than actually interacting with humans.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:19:54 EDT (#)
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So let's see...Shlongy votes for Exhibitionism next?
Forensic: Are you going into Forensic Psychology then or something else?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:15:54 EDT (#)
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Because I'm a "dumb stupid cunt" who is studying a bullshit field.
that's why
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:11:46 EDT (#)
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Why don't you two broads show me your slots.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:08:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:02:37 (#)
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We're required to completely memorize the DSM-IV-R
If you don't, and the professor points at you and says; "You there, give me 5 diagnostic criteria for Generalized Panic Disorder," you stand there and stammer.....and then die a thousands deaths in front of your classmates and future colleagues.
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That's what we were required to do as well. We had to memorize it cover to cover in 3 weeks and then did diagnostic impressions for the rest of the semester with only using the GAF scale (couldn't consult the DSM-IV). DSM-IV/DSM-IV-TR are the same, by the way. I believe the revisions are so slight that our professor said we could use either.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:05:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:59:45 (#)
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Let's hear it for Bipolar I Disorder with Rapid Cycling!!!
Whoo-Hoo!!! Yea!!! Awesome!!! *sigh* All right, enough. I said shut the fuck up. Shut it, you fucking cunt! Gah, I hate everyone!!!
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I actually find Bipolar I/II disorder quite interesting. That or the fact that a lot of times Bipolar disorders are diagnosed when it's really Borderline Personality Disorder.
In your example, see how you conveyed that your mood changed within moments? That's BPD, not Bipolar. This is partly why I am against psychoactive drugs. It seems to me that I wouldn't want to take drugs for something I don't have.
Rapid cyclers can have either of the Bipolar Disorders and the essential feature is marked by 4 different cycles (manic, hypomanic, mixed or depressed) within a 12 month period.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:02:37 EDT (#)
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We're required to completely memorize the DSM-IV-R
If you don't, and the professor points at you and says; "You there, give me 5 diagnostic criteria for Generalized Panic Disorder," you stand there and stammer.....and then die a thousands deaths in front of your classmates and future colleagues.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's hear it for Bipolar I Disorder with Rapid Cycling!!!
Whoo-Hoo!!! Yea!!! Awesome!!! *sigh* All right, enough. I said shut the fuck up. Shut it, you fucking cunt! Gah, I hate everyone!!!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:50:50 EDT (#)
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She wouldn't say that about him, would she?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:50:31 EDT (#)
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Sexual sadism
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:49:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:37:03 (#)
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All those words when you really only needed three letters.
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ETS? hahah
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:47:45 EDT (#)
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whip oot a titty and make me some meatloaf u mormon
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:46:38 EDT (#)
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Habeeb, don't be a dick. I wanted to know if I could post extensive areas of quotes and a table directly from the DSM-IV without getting the picture taken off - which would have been the whole post.
Wash the sand out of your vagina, you weeping pussy. :p
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:39:15 EDT (#)
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Gofer - Thanks! You are very kind.
Filthy - I'm not sure I know what you mean. What 3 letters?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:39:14 EDT (#)
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OMG THANK GOD U ASKED BART BEFORE U POSTED THIS CONTROVERSIAL SHEET
YA FUCKIN LOON
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:37:03 EDT (#)
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All those words when you really only needed three letters.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:34:49 EDT (#)
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You make learning fun. And I mean that, that's not facetious or sarcastic or anything like that.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:19:48 EDT (#)
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Interesting reading.
For the next one, do Autism.