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the ballad of mickey bums... (453 hits)

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Rating: -0.4 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by wang priddis (View user info) at 2006-08-31 20:43:49 EDT




the ballad of michael bumsworth the third.JPG (72 kB)

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Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-09-03 21:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i FUCKIN LOVE THIS

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-02 04:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shutup bunch give it up

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-02 03:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:46:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

NOthing you do is approved shitty male behind a shitty female alter.

So shut the fuck up and go cut yourself.
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get a hobby WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CUNTDESK OBSESSED WITH ME?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-02 03:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-02 03:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bad

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:06:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

I could slam my dick on the keyboard and make a better post than this.
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nah wildman we used to be down remember when we killed doodles? UNBAN TARNATION

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

leave micky alone wen he eating his biscuts(prawn crackers)

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I could slam my dick on the keyboard and make a better post than this.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NOthing you do is approved shitty male behind a shitty female alter.

So shut the fuck up and go cut yourself.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:24:24 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:35:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:33:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't pull my name into your conversation, mongoloids.
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DO PEOPLE SAY THAT WHEN YOUR FAT FOLDS OVER THE SEAT ON PLANES?

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Very, very poor attempt to crack a joke. This review made me cry a little inside.
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WAIT, so its NOT -oathmeal approved- ???

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm trying to like this, but it's shit.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-01 09:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MICKEY BUMS!

Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Silly Mickey Bums

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

A bit longer perhaps? But I liked what you did with it.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:35:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:33:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't pull my name into your conversation, mongoloids.
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DO PEOPLE SAY THAT WHEN YOUR FAT FOLDS OVER THE SEAT ON PLANES?

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Very, very poor attempt to crack a joke. This review made me cry a little inside.

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-01 03:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-01 01:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

PIB, what hallway?
The one you call your cunt?


I'e heard there have been THOUSANDS of hotdogs thrown down there....







Wait, you're a shitty alter of a guy acting like a woman.
So the hallway is your ass...
YOu sure you're not Caul?
______________________________

wow dis was the coolest comeback everz written dood!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-01 01:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PIB, what hallway?
The one you call your cunt?


I'e heard there have been THOUSANDS of hotdogs thrown down there....







Wait, you're a shitty alter of a guy acting like a woman.
So the hallway is your ass...
YOu sure you're not Caul?

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-01 01:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2006-09-01 01:01:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

is -2 die still fashionable?
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are your mums nutz still fashionable?

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-09-01 01:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-09-01 01:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD....

i dont think i've ever done that on uber before

shit

that was awesome

B@W

Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2006-09-01 01:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

is -2 die still fashionable?

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wang wrestler.



Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:36:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

THE HALLWAY OF THE FUCKING BUILDING JAYPIG

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what?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THE HALLWAY OF THE FUCKING BUILDING JAYPIG

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:33:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't pull my name into your conversation, mongoloids.
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hey darkness who roolz?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:33:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't pull my name into your conversation, mongoloids.
______________--

DO PEOPLE SAY THAT WHEN YOUR FAT FOLDS OVER THE SEAT ON PLANES?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't pull my name into your conversation, mongoloids.

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it'll come through the balcony or some shit where would it be in the hallway genius? they pulled up the carpet and i didn't see no fucken cable there

J GEREENING ROOLZ!

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how the fuck else do they lay cable on hardwood floors jgreening?

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:20:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck you foxtel they will bang shit in the walls,


don't count on getting it....
_________________

dickehead as if they will dont fuck it up for me you gay homosexuals

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck you foxtel they will bang shit in the walls,


don't count on getting it....

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:12:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:07:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

~OathMeal Approves of this Post~
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hi bunch wheres my foxtel

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UPS shipping. Ground. Be there in a few days. Tracking number is X1934674885EJJ36.
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THEY SAID BETWEEN 12 AND 5!!! THEY ARE SUXXORS

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"Y HALO THAR MR DELIVRY GYE. WAREZ MAH PAKADGJ?/"

"BACKS OF THE TRUKK."

"KWELL AH NEED MAH FOXTEL SO GIDDYUP HO."

"K."

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:07:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

~OathMeal Approves of this Post~
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hi bunch wheres my foxtel

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UPS shipping. Ground. Be there in a few days. Tracking number is X1934674885EJJ36.
___________________

THEY SAID BETWEEN 12 AND 5!!! THEY ARE SUXXORS

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:07:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

~OathMeal Approves of this Post~
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hi bunch wheres my foxtel

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UPS shipping. Ground. Be there in a few days. Tracking number is X1934674885EJJ36.

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

~OathMeal Approves of this Post~
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hi bunch wheres my foxtel

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

~OathMeal Approves of this Post~

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mickey bums is fully bummed up

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I honestly hope this was some kind of inside joke. It may be hilarious, just not to anyone else.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This made absolutely zero sense.

At least you spelled shit right this time.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope you have children and they kill you.

And then they get run over by a garbage truck.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die in a fire.


Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very
valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?

Homer: I have misplaced my pants.

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