My first impressions of Ubersite members (962 hits)
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Submitted by db (View user info) at 2006-09-01 10:27:40 EDT
Well, they say you always remember your first impressions, so I thought I'd jot them down here, with enough names to prove usefull or interesting. I could not fit everyone on.
These are first impressions member delboy has of the writers/members of Ubersite.com, he has included a remark or title from the subject which has struck him as a notable characteristic of that writer/member.
..ShandyTheDog
Does divorce fuck up kids?
Natural charming curiosity, no boundaries.
..w_t_s_y_s_t_r_m
I hate people who I'm never going to know
British, finds any marginal form of stupidity inexcusable.
..Shlongy
CamWhore - 1981 - For The Ladies
Father figure, faux egotistical, probably just a normal guy.
..Jack McCallum
Nuking Mecca: Is it Time?
Suspect his political views aren't for real, but all things are possible.
..Orgasmatron
Glass-Eye Lover
A poet with a taste for Menses?
..LSD420
Out of range
..electrictoothsyndrome
A synopsis of Pre-WWIII North America
Probably writing contraversial posts to become famous so he can start charging for his music (conspiracy theory) Though I agree with most of the posts I read, so its okay dude. ha ha ha
..sacrilicious
Life Can be So Nice
She once wore panty line free panties to a wedding because she wanted to appear to have nothing on underneath her silk dress. Sometimes she goes without panties if its warm enough. These are nice first impressions to have, and make liking her pretty easy.
..GodLovesALittleLovin
The Solid Rock Church Baby!
Would probably enjoy having the ability to teleport through rainbows.
..JonnyX
I Think I'm Pretty...Do You Have A Problem With That?
Well, no faux egotism here. He's a man who enjoys wearing womans lingerie.
..ghola
I am going to cut open your forehead
A pretty girl who can write about violent suicide, whose perfect evening would include friends, cuddling cats and eating pie?
..Maltese
Beware the Nacho Fart
..Method
Godammit!
May have delusions of grandeur. Maybe not a bad guy once you get to know him. Either that or a raging cunt. :)
..kaos-king
Without me, all my friends will destroy themselves
With an intimidating physical appearance, he can write stories well. he seems pretty fair and level-headed. The stories aren't exactly to my taste however.
..Ejryuu
Tall, Stacked, Moral-Testing Brunettes from Hell
Might be left interminably bitter after a few bad relationships. A bit of a ladies man? Foreign?
..forthewin
How it all started! (depicted through MSpaint)
Would like to make a list. It must be said, that MSpaint thing is pretty damn good. An extremely patient guy?
..scourge
i'm starting to become a better person, and it's not so bad
Maybe trying to compensate for some bad karma of the past? Apparently he is the best author/person in the entire universe.
..unabonger
You fuck men and women. You're bisexual.
Probably cannot understand societies hang-ups. Probably gets frustrated a lot. Smokes marijuana. the last two are probably not related to each other though.
..brdn-nkd
My Battle Scars or Pain? Skate it off you pussy!
I think that sums him up. Might have come to Ubersite after roaming young teen sex chat sites and decided there was more to satisfy his hunger here, and stayed.
..MyTeeOne
Oh aint it funny how the liquor
And the flicker of a candle
Will make you see it from a different view.
No I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I've sure woke up with a few.
..ChristPuncher
I don't know what to say
..Sphagnum
Ratings mean nothing...
-2 me all you want dude, be my guest.
..Apollo88
Oh my aunt fanny's tits!
Y'all can stick Jesus up your arse.
Rape and coke?
Holy shit how fucked up am I?
ha ha ha ha
He can't be as bad as all that. British and living in america/canada. Appreciative of the subtleties in the differing extremes.
..hidden101
HAHAHAHAHA I JUST FARTED ON THE ELEVATOR!!!
he manages to pull off a squint so it works for him. ha ha ha. Impressive.
..Merlina
Where Is The Love, Man?
I'll take that as a first impression. It's a post of hers asking everyone to just express love through kindness. Though probably not Mother Teresa.
PS's, make this longer. Don't be afraid to repost a much longer one. Nobody would be like "WTF U'S ALREDDY MAID DIS POSTES!" except maybe me if I'm on something delighful.
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-03 13:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worth reading
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-02 17:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My first impression of you is not very good
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-01 20:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:15:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
LSD420 you vile cretin
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Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:16:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
I take that back
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touché....
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-01 20:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still no mention of me
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-01 20:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Any impresions on me?
Submitted by IllyriaBlueEyes (user info) at 2006-09-01 19:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
who the fuck cares what you think?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-09-01 19:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First impression=-2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-01 19:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall beware the nacho fart.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post just doesn't deserve a good rating. I suppose it could have worked if you had been around long enough to really comment on other users but you've missed out the most well known authors on this site. After failing the first time you should have just moved on to something else - learn from your mistakes don't repeat them!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ZZzzzz...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
..GodLovesALittleLovin
The Solid Rock Church Baby!
Would probably enjoy having the ability to teleport through rainbows.
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True that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty good insight, actually.
TRy and mix it up, though, so it doesn;t look like you're reposting the same stuff over and over. People hate that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And I thought that YESTERDAY's post by delboy was shit...this smells even worse.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:44:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
My first impression of you: -2
My subsequent impressions of you: -2
My final impression of you: -2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What about me?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could see where you'd get that impression, although I'd like to think I'm at least a little more than that. I've only slept with the one ugly girl. And THAT was an accident.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a +2, just cause you mentioned me. and called me pretty.
Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you ass. Delete this shit.
Submitted by slapsticky (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:20:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:14:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I'll cut a deal, I need to head off anyway I can't attend to the comments to the post, so I'll let it go halfway or so down the page so that a few others can see it, and then I'll delete it. Hows that?
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Deal. You have already tainted scourge's homeland. A little longer will be tolerable.
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I agree and I think it is time.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
totally right about the pot thing...how'd you know?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I go too??
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Name dropping your way to wherever you want to go.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
..sacrilicious
Life Can be So Nice
She once wore panty line free panties to a wedding because she wanted to appear to have nothing on underneath her silk dress. Sometimes she goes without panties if its warm enough. These are nice first impressions to have, and make liking her pretty easy.
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HAHA I guess this is a fair inference you've made. But for the record, I didn't say I wanted to appear to wear nothing- I just said some things don't look right with others. You said the rest. And I only *suggested* that some women may go without. Though, it's true I'm one of them sometimes.
I'd like to think there's more to like about me than my fashion choices. Maybe not, though.
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah its just a personal preference thing, nothing personal right? Okay I gotta go, I'm late, I hate being late.
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, shalom salaam aleikum
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
..kaos-king
Without me, all my friends will destroy themselves
With an intimidating physical appearance, he can write stories well. he seems pretty fair and level-headed. The stories aren't exactly to my taste however.
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WTF!?!?!?
Hahahahahaha.... okay, fair enough.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, you might as well delete this. That's what I did with the posts I didn't like.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:14:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I'll cut a deal, I need to head off anyway I can't attend to the comments to the post, so I'll let it go halfway or so down the page so that a few others can see it, and then I'll delete it. Hows that?
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Deal. You have already tainted scourge's homeland. A little longer will be tolerable.
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I take that back
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LSD420 you vile cretin
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, i really liked this.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF U'S ALREDDY MAID DIS POSTES!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
leave him alone money, he has seen the light and realizes I am the greatest author/person in the entire universe. that revelation of his is enough to earn this post a place on the front page.
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I'll cut a deal, I need to head off anyway I can't attend to the comments to the post, so I'll let it go halfway or so down the page so that a few others can see it, and then I'll delete it. Hows that?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I missed another list. yay.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is like I write a post about a bird and then you write a post about a winged animal.
Not EXACTLY the same but close enough.
Do the honorable thing here. Unass your post and the one you did yesterday.
Merlina did basically the same thing. Why should you discredit her?
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Moneyshotforyou, thats not exactly the same though is it? I see your point but those aren't first impressions, right?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you jgreening?
Am I?
What the fuck is going on in this world?
"I feel like I'm on crazy pills."
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Zoo|ander quote
can you te|| which one is a one and which is the twe|th |etter in the a|phabet?------ this one1? or this onel?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90879
It was Merlina and it was good so delete your shit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here Beano-
You know you can delete your old posts that you don't want anymore right? That way you don't have to post several times to get rid of posts that suck.
Just go to the My Uber tab. Then click the RSS button. Copy everything off of that page. Paste it inot a text editory. Then delete what you don't want. Then post the new edited list on your next post. Hit Hook Me Up (aka submit) and everything will be updated in your profile. This saves you from making stupid posts. That's what that button is for if you didn't already know.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:41:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Got it....
Here we go DelBoy.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78656#1684411
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Yes DB please take care of this.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Got it....
Here we go DelBoy.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78656#1684411
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:35:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
It has been done before?
Can you link it? then I'll delete this one.
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PLEASE CAN SOMEONE PICK THE BALL UP ON THIS ONE AND POST THE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DELETE...??
PLEASE????
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i meant the questin to moneyshot and not D-prime. yeah D-prime but people said the other was too short. ?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'..scourge
i'm starting to become a better person, and it's not so bad
Maybe trying to compensate for some bad karma of the past? Apparently he is the best author/person in the entire universe.'
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This is true.
Just ask JonnyX.
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It has been done before?
Can you link it? then I'll delete this one.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't you already do this?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
phuzzygish - Maybe I'm Insensitive But Living With A Chinese Retard Really Gets On My Nerves.
Strangely apt, in this case.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hmm. *very* interesting.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only have you already given this an attempt and failed but it has been successfully done before.
Please change gears.