A Brief History of Electro, part 3: The Future President of Nintendo (943 hits)
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Submitted by gascs <someone.at.somewhere.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-01 11:46:38 EDT
This is the era of Electro's name-dropping animation series and his games. Some might say the controls and graphics on on old Atari games, compared to newer games today, are rather shitty, but those people have never seen Electro games.
I really can't do much more of this... I've probably viewed 200 Electro posts at this point, which is enough to make most people's minds degenerate to the point that they are game-making, pixel-animating, fat, blubbering zombies...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27725 - "Koolmang? I thought you was killed!" Another name-dropping Electro bad animated series with MegaMan sprites. I don't think he ever finished this one either.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27964 - Another PSA by Electro. At the end I think a star should fly out and the screen should say "The More You Know" and perhaps should be voiced by AC Slater or Zack Morris.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28663 - Another Electro bad series featuring fighting pixelated stick figures. Now KoolMang is fighting everyone for the next 20 or so Electro posts (what the hell ever happened to KoolMang anyway?). Oddly enough, Method seems to be the hero in this series... ah, how times change.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29343 - Electro discovers GameMaker and easy-to-use game templates. Try not to get hit by boats or islands while you collect gold coins and become a ghost (sounds autistic, doesn't it?).
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29513 - Electro finds a game template for Arkanoid and proceeds to "release" 10 new versions within 6 days. Maybe this guy should get a job on Halo 3.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30256 - Electro finds a game template for Space Invaders and "customizes" it by describing it as protecting Ubersite from KoolMang. I guess that makes it an Ubersite game. These must be pretty good, because according to Electro, "I could charge $$$, but naw," so hurry and download them while they're still free!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30632#489543 - This one review pretty much sums up everything about Electro's "game making".
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30812 - I have no idea what's going on in this animation but it seems that by this point the whole of Ubersite has grown tired of Electro's name-dropping animations.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30901 - I love Electro's ringing endorsements of his own games... "New Hi-Score... 791,600. This is fun. Seriously." You have to run over correctly-colored blobs and not run over incorrectly-colored blobs. All you need to do is memorize which colors are good and which are bad! Sounds like fun, doesn't it?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31864 - This is probably the best Electro game I've seen...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32553 - Electro's poking fun at somebody! Actually, by Electro's standards, this is rather scathing.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32693 - I find it hilarious that Electro, of all people, has put together an "Intro for noobs" but honestly this is probably his best work ever.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32825 - If you were looking for a comic that was completely disjointed, made no sense whatsoever, and features little squares, triangles, and circles as its main characters, look no further! Yet another series that was started by the monumental genius of Electro but never finished, leaving us waiting with bated breath over the conclusion.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33792 - This is Electro's most original game yet.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34194 - An original Electro work that's most definitely going into the rotation on my iPod.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34540 - Holy shit this is Electro bad.
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-02 13:36:06 EDT (#)
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Re: http://www.ubersite.com/m/27964
"The seats striking the driver do not bother him, because he is already dead."
Thank goodness I'd be dead. I wouldn't want seats to bother me.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-02 13:00:52 EDT (#)
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Electros' original camwhore for this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84829
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:30:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-02 03:12:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-01 20:35:23 EDT (#)
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Politics > Iraq.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:32:21 EDT (#)
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Electro rules!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:53:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:38:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:36:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:33:08 (#)
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I didn't spend this much time on my Master's thesis.
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Well, I'm sure there was only a limited amount of research available for you at the time on "Origins and Use of the Words 'Dipshit' and 'Asshat'."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:33:08 EDT (#)
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I didn't spend this much time on my Master's thesis.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:13:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-05-30 04:00:52 (#)
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well, no, I haven't gotten laided... yet.
But I have done an animation where I kinda did... er... uh...uh...uh..
HEY! WHATS THAT OVER THERE!
YOINK! *runs away*
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:09:35 EDT (#)
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I read Electro's posts everyday, anyway.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:09:13 EDT (#)
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I would be happy to continue this for you if you give it up.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-01 13:06:27 EDT (#)
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Hah!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:53:43 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, how did I miss these posts.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:51:27 EDT (#)
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this made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:31:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:15:44 (#)
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My favorite part was talking to Electro on AIM and telling him what a bastard Jewtoast was, all the while having another AIM window open under the Jewtoast screen name at the same time and calling him a fat little piggy. He would get SO enraged when I asked him how many islands he owned, and whether or not he had any monkey butlers like I did, it was just fucking gold.
At that point, I, "Method", was a fucking hero to Electro. He looked up to me for some reason. Then, one day, someone told him that I was Jewtoast, and his ENTIRE fucking world just crumbled.
I've posted a lot of Electro/Jewtoast AIM convos, wish I could find them, some of them were just unbelievably funny.
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HAAHAHAHAHAHA...*you* were JewToast? I did not know that...but, am not surprised, either.
Which makes THIS all the more hilarious in retrospect: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82041
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:26:22 EDT (#)
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Are you done sucking on Electro's erect nipples yet?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:19:34 EDT (#)
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Dont you have your own website to run, you fucking douche?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:19:26 EDT (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/112139467546731945/1/electro2.swf
a classic
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:18:32 EDT (#)
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darko - probably not. I just don't have the creative energy anymore and I think it's too serious now; I sure as hell can't write seriously.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:17:13 EDT (#)
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ace
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:15:44 EDT (#)
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My favorite part was talking to Electro on AIM and telling him what a bastard Jewtoast was, all the while having another AIM window open under the Jewtoast screen name at the same time and calling him a fat little piggy. He would get SO enraged when I asked him how many islands he owned, and whether or not he had any monkey butlers like I did, it was just fucking gold.
At that point, I, "Method", was a fucking hero to Electro. He looked up to me for some reason. Then, one day, someone told him that I was Jewtoast, and his ENTIRE fucking world just crumbled.
I've posted a lot of Electro/Jewtoast AIM convos, wish I could find them, some of them were just unbelievably funny.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:15:43 EDT (#)
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you entering ubermadness?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:13:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:10:10 EDT (#)
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don't forget the animations electro just starred in, that he didn't make
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:05:08 EDT (#)
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Actually, Method, that was during this time... a few of them are up there - I think the last one might be a JewToast animation.
I love that when Electro doesn't like somebody he takes it out by animating them into a Final Fantasy-esque role playing game. It's obviously a very healthy way to deal with anger management.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:00:08 EDT (#)
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You HAVE to do the whole shitload of posts where Electro believed that Jewtoast was a real person/lawyer and waged all out WAR on him in the guise of shitty animations and blob/stick figure games
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:59:10 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:51:27 EDT (#)
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Ha, I didn't realize it before, but I'm actually featured in the driving game. I had no idea Electro hated me so much.