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It has been 6 days! I must POSTORZ...eleven11, etc. (1160 hits)

Category: Romance
Labels: camwhore

Rating: 1.26 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-09-01 17:19:34 EDT


This is the shortest time I have ever gone between haircuts, and the longest I have gone between camwhores this summer.

I_need_a_girlfriend_if_only_to_iron_my_clothes.JPG (45 kB)

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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-08 05:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

btw your couch is emo, it's got a chain.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-08 05:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had a shirt like that in the sixties, it was made out of flannel though, and had a matching tie.... come to think of it it may have had matching pants... wait a minute...... i used to sleep in that stuff... you know being adopted is a constant eye-opener, I remember my 'folks' taking me to the fireworks at night, me resplendent in my matching flannel, and their friends shaking their heads and handing over money.....








































































the same friends would then ruffle my hair and say, "Pwned"...... "man"...

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-08 05:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


nerd.


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-08 05:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sexy trim, bitch

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2006-09-05 11:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IT LOOKS LIKE DARKO MOVED OUT OF BRODY

It's a step up, buddy.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-04 18:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 04:40:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were disabled.



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bwahahahahahahaha

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 04:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were disabled.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-02 13:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

boogie down

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I saw that movie you were in and I just wanted you to know that you did a phenomenal job: "Powder"

Your number one fan,
sicosemen

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-02 09:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-02 09:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MALTESE APPROVES OF DIS POSTORZ.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-02 04:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you have teh man boobs

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-09-02 04:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, an uberpost and a facebook update of a whopping 1 photo all in one day. You fucking spoil me.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-09-02 01:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

see, a darko camwhore post is.... unavoidable....

to tell the truth, quite frankly, I prefered your hair longer!

I'm sorry, but it was so cute

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 00:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92554

Please contribute.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-01 23:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You've ruined everything because now I know what you look like!!!!!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its summer

you should go outside

the sun is outside

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JU KILLED JON-BENET!

Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You look like a serial killer.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:45:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

How is the safari going?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-09-01 20:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

almost eric rice like disturbing

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-09-01 20:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

highly disturbing

Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-09-01 20:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-01 19:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

At least iron your shirt if you look like that.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Muscle is over rated.

As is sex.

And popularity.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How is the safari going?

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think we should arm wrestle just to show who has weaker arm strength.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:36:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

What a smarmy looking cocksucker.



that wasn't very nice

LOL!!11!!!Eleven @ Donovan!

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:07:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man, just give me the name of the guy that did that to you. I will get him for sure...

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aaahahaahaha...your hair is too small for your head

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you need to hit the gym. but so do i, so does most of the people in america.

nah but seriously, do some curls or something.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man, just give me the name of the guy that did that to you. I will get him for sure...

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice necklace on the couch. where's the dead hooker to whom it belonged ?

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What a smarmy looking cocksucker.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck dude hit the gym.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you got that i-just-throttled-four-cute-teddy-bears look. Tres chic.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:30:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Filename

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Filename


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and again

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Grow your fucking hair you...you....non hippy you.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha!

Nice rabbit

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*THIS* IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COME OUT OF THE CLOSET YOU PASTY EMO FUCK?!




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