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A Kind Plea For Title Submissions (NSFW or Bart) (1264 hits)

Category: None
Labels: DPMIII

Rating: 0.1 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by D "Winston Churchill" Prime (View user info) at 2006-09-02 00:44:43 EDT


D-Prime Madness III has not had a shortage of participants, however, I must make the following request to all those with an Uber account and an ounce of creativity (or even a smidgen).

We have had a shortage of titles. If we don't get more titles, I'm going to have to steal many from DPM II and rely on myself and a couple of others (who have submitted) to provide most of them! Seeing as that wouldn't be fair, and seeing as fewer submissions means 'the best' isn't as good, I would really like to see submissions from anyone, as to make D-Prime Madness the best possible (which is pretty best)! So it would be cool if you could think of some good titles, and post as many as you like on here.

I don't want to over-do the DPM posts anymore, but I believe that this one was and is necessary.

ONLY if we work together can we create an awesome Ubersite tournament and fight the evil Ubermadness Gestapo forces and their crazy rules and complications. We must unite for the good of us each.

No, bullshit, I could do it all myself because I rock.

Anyway, I expect to make the post starting the tournament some time tommorow evening, after which you'll all have two weeks for your preliminary post in order to try to make it into the real bracket of 16 (unless we suddenly get a surge of participancy, signifigantly more than half of you will make it.)

(Interested in joining? http://www.ubersite.com/m/92455. To join, merely say you want to on a DPM post.)

(Please don't ban me, Bart.)



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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lame-o

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 06:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

'Winston Churchill' As if you pathetic little bitch.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-09-02 21:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2006-09-02 19:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What ARE Those Red Bumps?
French DisConnection
Cargo Pants

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 18:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You know you love them, you former DPM champion you.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-02 17:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't play these silly games

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-02 17:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We're Not Alone
Into the White
Busy Signal
Hooray For Humans
Caught in the Rain
She's Gone Away
My Heart is an Apple
Caring is Creepy
The Wrong Way
Glow Worms
Holes in the Walls
Hidden Place
Night Falls
Good Woman
Almost the Same
Restless

Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2006-09-02 13:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

(I pressed enter too early, my bad)

I Dream of Silouettes
This Time, Extra Large
Sand on a Hillside
Forever Falling

Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2006-09-02 13:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Google me Sunday
Damn, Wrong Drawer
Squiggles and Bits

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-02 13:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Vishnu is Sleeping

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-02 13:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Blind Men Watching the Sun Set
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The Taste of Vinegar
Take Up Your Cross
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I am too Old
Cramps
Staring into the Sun
Fire in the Cathedral
10 O'Clock and All is Well

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-02 10:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Violent Carnival
Re: Last Sunday
Tartarus
Blood Red Roses

Submitted by Nonentity (user info) at 2006-09-02 09:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It Happened Last Thursday

Better Left Unsaid

Minty Fresh

Why She Left

All The King's Horses

Now Boarding, at Gate Nineteen

So They Say

There's No Such Thing



Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-02 07:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Its free dumbass!

Just go to the FREE BASIC HOCKEY LEAGUE and follow the sign up instructions, and then enter the league as I posted it in my post.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 07:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Unfortunately I am a minor and my friend took back his credit card, so I am left unable to join. Sorry.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-02 06:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92221#2126162

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-02 06:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"My Doctor Wanted A Blood/Stool/Urine Sample ***or*** How I Lost My Underpants"

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-09-02 05:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ok I'm just gonna say what I've observed since I've joined teh Uber years ago and thats that Bart is a total and complete camera whore. Yeah I said it so the fuck what biatch!!

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 03:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you've ever seen my picture you'll see I have no acne.

I'm still not a cliche from a sitcom, but thanks for being a dick.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-02 03:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whiteheads On My Ass
A Zit Too Far
Pimple Popping Made Easy
The Clearasil Kid
Genital Acne and You
Blackheads Like Me
D Prime, Puberty, and Pores
The Blemish Boy
Tweezers or Pliers?
Goo On The Bathroom Mirror

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-09-02 02:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Remember tomorrow.



Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 02:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that a title submission or are you speaking of nostalgia about last summer when I was still 15...?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-02 02:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When we were young

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 02:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you.

I responded to your review on my other post.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-02 01:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Voice In The Dark
Remembering Mama
Why I Hate God
Strange Lights
Fear In The Forest
I Hate Bees
The Man From Yesterday
I Need Your Help
For Two Cents I'd. . .
Why Am I Here?
Doctor, I Have What?
Children And Owls


Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 01:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For future reference, I would prefer that submissions be capitalized (though sans capitals is better than nothing at all).

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-09-02 01:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the sky over there
the chips have fallen
the road to the street
last weeks girl
the analysts nightmare
that guy
strippers and chocolate milk
cross my heart and hope to die
raggety anne

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 01:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am proudly the 111th most viewed Uberer! 82nd among those who have been active in the last month!

Nrf_hrdr, and Willamson, I am coming for you!


Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-02 01:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Keep on Breathing
Other People's Lives
Bad Weekend
Backwash
Rental Car
Lover's Spit
Metal Heart
Here to Learn
Hospital Beds
Things I Don't Remember
What's In It For Me
Next Movement
Anything You Want
We're Not Alone
Unintended
Everything's Worse
False Advertising


Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 00:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Purple Monkey Dishwasher! I can't believe I never thought of that.

J, not only have I not gotten locked into a locker before, I've never SEEN anyone do that. No, my high school life is not a giant sitcom-style cliche.

Submitted by Saffron (user info) at 2006-09-02 00:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pixelated Drunks
Not in My House
Good Man, Evil Eye
Purple Monkey Dishwasher


Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 00:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Jgreening needs to leave people who don't care what he thinks on the Internet alone."

So, what, you don't like me and this means that I get picked on at school?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-02 00:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Why D-Prime gets locked in Lockers"

"D-Prime: A study in sadness"

"I betcha that milk that was poured over my head was 2%"

"Wait, I'm cool. I swear. Just ask my D&D circle"

"Holy shit, that balloon filled with shaving cream is coming right for me"

"Please pay attention to me"



I like those.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-02 00:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

House of Fists
Fissure
The Insipid Force
Bottleneck Power
Natasha Did It
My Son's Friends
Blood in the Harbor
Incalculable


Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him.
I'm Homer Simpson.

Fat Tony:
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

Homer: Uh ... actually my name is Barney. Yeah. Barney Gumble.

Homie the Clown