A Brief Pictorial Lesson In Female Priorities (1448 hits)
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Submitted by <> (View user info) at 2006-09-02 12:05:19 EDT
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cute. Nice filename too.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2006-09-11 10:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ put Rusty through the washing machine or something.
I've known him for about as long as I've known you and if he took half as many baths as you do then he wouldn't have that I've-Just-Climbed-Out-Of-A-Skip-and-Am-Just-Pleased-To-Be-Alive Look slapped all over his Chevy Chase.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Travel safe, remember that whispering "You didn't find the bomb in my case, did you?" to the nice TSA men is not advisable, and welcome to the United States of Fucking Insanity.
Where are you flying into?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-04 07:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My office smells like yorkshire pudding and beef and it's making me feel sick :(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-04 03:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The American security forces at airports are a simple people. They'll ask you all manner of dozy questions, ask you to take your shoes off and then bugger off. My advice is to pat yourself down for seally bags that once contained ganja as it's rather embarrasing having to flush away empty plastic bags in the check in lavatories.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-03 21:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I saw the rating and thought this might be entertaining. I seem to remember your posts were entertaining once upon a time
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 07:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Twas sarcasm.
Meaning, oh the entire point of coming over the ocean to marry Brad, which is something we've heard quite a bit about of for too damn long.
Basically, this post was semi-crappy, while the other one (which I rated accordingly) was pretty spiffy.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-03 07:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your raccoon looks miserable. Give him a chew toy or something.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-03 06:04:24 EDT (#)
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What do you mean "finally" jay? You're nearly two years late to the party.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 06:01:30 EDT (#)
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Wait...
Filthy and ETS will finally bump REAL LIVE uglies?
Oh christ, I'm gonna be sick...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-09-03 05:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed, quite a bit
Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-09-03 04:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that coon has a tiny peenis
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-03 04:37:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-02 20:08:21 (#)
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Because of ETS's Shit stirring I will have *<you>* sent to gitmo.
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After the last week in my mother's spare room, gitmo would seem like a health spa.
"YOU'RE GOING TO THE OHTER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND YOU'RE NEVER COMING BACK! EVERYONE WILL BE DEAD BY THE TIME YOU BOTHER TO VISIT! YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU'RE MOVING BECAUSE OF ME! FEEL TERRIBLE GUILT WHILE I MANUFACTURE INSANE CONCLUSIONS THAT I CAN CRY OVER!"
Ugh.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Having LITERALLY just packed a case the size of Egypt, I have to disagree.
We're leaving in a minute for Paris and I have enough shoes to change 3 times a day for a week though..
hahaha
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-02 20:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, you might enjoy.
http://view.break.com/111184
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-02 20:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaah
what visa are you on that took 8 months?
not that fiance visa thing?
a pain in the arse no?
in ohter news i have travelled back and forth from calgary with my toothpaste in my carry on without realising it several times.
no one noticed.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-02 20:08:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-02 20:06:09 (#)
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You forget Filthy I work for the man.
Because of ETS's Shit stirring I will have *<you>* sent to gitmo.
seriously start eating fast food and supersizing, with the coming fall of the dollar, peak oil, global warming, aliens, nuclear fallout you will need the extra fuel.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-02 20:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forget Filthy I work for the man.
Because of ETS's Shit stirring I will have sent to gitmo.
8 months? We probably used that time to set you up as the patsi for the next terrorist attack.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-02 19:56:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-02 19:50:00 (#)
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I am contacting the TSA right now about the plan you and Brad concocted to topple the US govt.
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I'm sure the authorities will be fascinated by whatever insight into my character or politics you can provide that their 8 months of background checks didn't turn up.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-02 19:50:00 EDT (#)
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I am contacting the TSA right now about the plan you and Brad concocted to topple the US govt.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-02 19:36:26 EDT (#)
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Amusing. Now SUCK MY JAWBREAKIN' BALLSACK!!!1!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-02 17:37:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-02 17:25:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
Shlongy? No comment?
Thats a first.
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He must have accidentally hit rate and then was too lazy to go back and leave an actual comment.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-02 17:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
Shlongy? No comment?
Thats a first.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-02 17:18:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-02 17:02:49 EDT (#)
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If you value Rusty, then I strongly urge you to leave him behind where he'll be safe.
America is riddled with wormholes that randomly appear in baggage holds and eat luggage.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-02 16:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans.
No shoes.
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If there's anything I've learned from having a wife about the packing habits of women it's this:
There is a separate bag/suitcase devoted solely to shoes slightly off to the side of this picture frame.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeh unpractial and irrational
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:41:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:38:41 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:20:25 (#)
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It's alright - I found it. It was under the schematics and the Qur'an.
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This will be forwarded to the SS. . .
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Pffft, let them come.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:39:45 EDT (#)
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Rusty. He's been with me since birth and if they want to cut him open to search for contraband, they are going to have to shoot me first.
NO-ONE MESSES WITH THE RACCOON. NO-ONE.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:38:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:20:25 (#)
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It's alright - I found it. It was under the schematics and the Qur'an.
__________________________
This will be forwarded to the SS. . .
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe....what's his name?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:28:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:25:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
So, exactly how much plastic explosive can you stuff into a plush raccoon?
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Not much after I'd stuffed all the potentially lethal beverages in. I can't possibly be expected to travel without Vimto.
We shouldn't even joke about it - they've got the army searching passengers at some airports now.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:25:27 EDT (#)
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So, exactly how much plastic explosive can you stuff into a plush raccoon?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:20:25 EDT (#)
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It's alright - I found it. It was under the schematics and the Qur'an.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:11:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:43:47 (#)
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I have absolutely no idea where my passport is, and have dealt with this problem by spending the last 40 minutes browsing through pictures of brown recluse spider bites and drinking tea.
Shit.
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We need to put a leash on your fucking passport.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-02 13:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Watch how you zip it up. Your raccoon might wedge his skinny little chum-chum in the bag zipper.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-02 13:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn straight
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-02 13:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I chortled. But I don't do that often.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:43:47 EDT (#)
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I have absolutely no idea where my passport is, and have dealt with this problem by spending the last 40 minutes browsing through pictures of brown recluse spider bites and drinking tea.
Shit.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:24:39 EDT (#)
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Are you packing all your stuff into a laptop bag? Where's the laptop?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:23:27 EDT (#)
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I'm sure the small asain woman, who held its face and belly together as the machine stitched it into one, would be pleased to see this. Maybe she's dead, though. Carry on her legace! Or pack it in luggage, same difference.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans.
No shoes.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:15:17 EDT (#)
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JESUS CHRIST EVEN THE TOY RACOONS ON THIS GODDAMNED WEBSITE ARE FAT
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:08:20 EDT (#)
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where's the super absorbant maxi pads