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D-Prime Madness III : Preliminary Round Begins Incl. Titles (868 hits)

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Labels: DPMIII

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Submitted by D-Prime Madness III (View user info) at 2006-09-02 23:03:52 EDT


And thus D-Prime Madness, the ultimate test of Uber skill, begins for a third time.

D-Prime Madness III. All awesome. No bullshit. Ubermadness sucks.

D-Prime Madness II by Darko may kill pets, but D-Prime Madness III by D-Prime can kill buses chalk full of school children driven by Razor, SO WATCH THE FUCKING BBQ OUT.

Hopefully this one will go without failure and DPM will get its credibility, as the bullshit-free alternative, back!

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How The Preliminary Round Will Work:

All of those who wish to participate in D-Prime Madness III will have until one minute after 11:59pm EST (UST) Saturday September 17th, 2005 (two weeks) to submit a post to Ubersite with one of the following five titles, using the User account they registered with. Each post submitted must have that exact title in it and be linked to in a review on this page for validation. Those who have not officially joined already may do so during the preliminary round by submitting a standard post.

"October 21st, 1989"'

"Thou Art God"

"are you one of these morons, who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?"

"Comedy and Tragedy"

"Purple Monkey Dishwasher"

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Because this is the preliminary "ADD" round, all posts must have fewer than 1 000 words and may not have an attachment. If you submit multiple valid posts with these titles, I will in fact count the one with the highest rating; however, you may only have one post for each title (if you submit multiples of one title, the earliest will be used). You are rewarded for your effort in D-Prime Madness. I personally will -2 any post without a relation to its title, but there are virtually no rules; get the rating how you like.

After the preliminary round is up, each user's rating is recorded, and those with the top 16 ratings make it to the "real deal" bracket section of the tournament. As of now I believe that there are about 22-24 official participants, so one's chances of making it past the Preliminary Round are high.

All questions may be directed towards myself here.

Links...
Post Leading Up to D-Prime Madness III:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92094
Original Official Sign-Up Post, Original Rules, Format:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92455
Format Change, More Info:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92509

And now an example of the bracket, and some graphs!


dprimemadnessIIIpreround.JPG (188 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So, how's your contest going?

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-14 11:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/93048

Let the games begin

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF I'M NOT ENTERING ALL OF THAT!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good luck Uber Geeks

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-13 20:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is a contest in which I shall not compete. Prime asked if I would be an impartial judge
of spurious ratings, and I agreed. My biggest gripe in a contest is the drive-by
"-2 No Comment." If you believe it deserves a -2, state valid reasons describing precisely
what was bad.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-06 22:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92569#2129108 <- That's just a nickname given to it by misc hater on Uberboard.

In every round after this one, there will be a system for people who make blatantly bullshit ratings. In essence, the system is complain to my trusted friend Bubba who is not participating and I know to be impartial; he will decide. If he doesn't get back to you, I will make the decision (but this does not apply if I complain, unfortunately.)

It can't be because the guy has bad judgement, but because it's obviously a personal vendetta that's making him give you a bad rating. For example, if a -2 'nigger' from Wiggles makes me lose a round, I'll get the official word from Bubba to discount it.

More information will be given in the Round One post, along with his e-mail, etc.





Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92729

Soups on Bitches

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-06 11:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What are you doing about blatant areswipery -2'ing of people's entries? Did you decide?

(not that i'm bithcing about the tard who -2'd me while everyone else +2'd it !!)

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92708

Purple Monkey Dishwasher




It's on.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-05 10:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

isn't this now "Obsessive-Compulsive Condescension Madness"?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-05 10:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why don't you write a short story about "D-Prime's Clearasil Experiences".

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-05 10:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I won't forget.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-05 10:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rape: The Other Other Other White Meat

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92663

Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-09-05 09:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92658 I'm in.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-04 21:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92638

Submission.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-04 17:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92626 <- Submission.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Three things:
1) Nobody is going to see this because you posted it over the long weekend.

2) Do I need to do one of these?

3) Based on your post you very well might not qualify for your own contest.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-04 08:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92613

I've used two titles (combined)...hope it doesn't break any rules.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-04 03:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92608

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-04 01:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92601

I'll do another entry properly at some point.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-03 19:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92589



Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-03 17:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

snore

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My first DPM III post:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92586 (October 21, 1989)

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fortunately your ratings don't count.

Darko, what's this filename thing?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-03 12:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

filename

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Learn.
To count.
It's been four.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Clown.
Shoes.

7 in 3 days.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I doubt that, but yes. If there are more than 32 preliminary submissions, I will increase the number of participants in the "real deal" to 32, and 64, and 128, and 256, but not 512. I can't deal with that.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Title 1, 2, & 4 are workable. 3 and 5? Pfffffttttt!!1!

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ahhh I coould maybe work with the 6th....oh shit no pictures.

Fyuck.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If you get like 40 applicants will you be increasing the tournament to 32?

I'm not feeling those titles much either.

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

let's get this little shindig rollin'
















































































my god that was incredibly gay

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OFFICIAL D-PRIME MADNESS ANNOUNCEMENT

I have added a title to the list of the five (now six) options:

"Rape: The Other Other Other White Meat"

Taken from Razor's example of a 'dumb title' in Ubermadness.

YOU ARE NOW ALSO ALLOWED TO USE THE TITLE: Rape: The Other Other Other White Meat

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!1!

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 DPM rocks.
-1 spelt "provides" wrong.


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