Concerning Homosexuals 2 (426 hits)
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Submitted by <kybernetikum.at.post.cz> (View user info) at 2006-09-03 00:32:41 EDT
Years ago we - we were some five or six guys in their late teens - we met at a friends house. and got drunk. It was a good place to get drunk, his parents had a nice villa with pool and everything. Anyways it was a guys party. And we got drunk. And it came out that our host wanted us to be drunk very much as he had a problem: He was a nice blond guy, muscular not to big not to small and he had a really nice ("hot" nowadays) girlfriend. And so he asked us: "Is it normal that always when I have sex with my girl I cannot stay hard and have no chance to cum if I am not thinking about erect penises?" Astonishing was that all said thats normal. Only I said said that he is gay as gay can be and thats ok. Had to walk 12km home that night then.
PS: The guy is now married. To a guy of course.
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-06 02:40:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-29 19:40:19 EDT (#)
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for being a Czech whore
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:35:09 EDT (#)
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...terminated, canned, laid off, dismissed, welcome to unemployment, get used to welfare, unwillingly released from the burden of work, gotten the boot, turned in the last TSP report, human resources has released a new list of promotions, you're not on it. In fact, you've been demoted, to the guy who doesn't work here anymore.
you're FIRED
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:29:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:20:40 (#)
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:12:13 (#)
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you're still fired.
Who gives a fuck if you repeat yourself over and over again? Ok I admit it gives me some level to show off so thanks!
btw. I am no native english speaker but I have more words then you? Huh? How comes?
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If anything, I'm just trying to add weight to an earlier point I've made. As to the status of, well, to put it plainly, whether or not you're "fired".
It's not a vauge term really, ya know, you're fired; you're contract's been terminated, you've been sacked, let go, kicked to the curb, you're no longer allowed to show your face in my presence again, this is your last paycheck, clean your desk out, say hello to my little friend, Mr. Pinkslip; and last but not least, don't let the door hit you on the ass when you leave.
ya know.
fired.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:20:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:12:13 (#)
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you're still fired.
Who gives a fuck if you repeat yourself over and over again? Ok I admit it gives me some level to show off so thanks!
btw. I am no native english speaker but I have more words then you? Huh? How comes?
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:19:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:45:55 (#)
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Did you fuck oathmeal?
and feel his tits while you were fucking him?
does Othmeal have pussylips on his ass?
-oathmeal approved-
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somehow, that's incredibly disturbing.
I think I'm beginning to lose my hateful feelings towards you, now I'm down to...I'm just not sure you're cool yet...
ya know. It's a process
i dunno.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:13:39 EDT (#)
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RockDocc
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finished the bottle off. Makes my teeth nice and white.
+2 for your style.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:12:13 EDT (#)
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you're still fired.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:10:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:07:10 (#)
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Sorry RockDocc I just saw that you are the "*repost due to title screwup*" dude. I apologize for being so overly critical.
Did you buy the bleach btw?
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finished the bottle off. Makes my teeth nice and white.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:07:10 EDT (#)
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Sorry RockDocc I just saw that you are the "*repost due to title screwup*" dude. I apologize for being so overly critical.
Did you buy the bleach btw?
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:06:27 EDT (#)
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Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase
Your Word Power.' That thing is really, really, really ... good.
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:02:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:58:04 (#)
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Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:54:07 (#)
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You pisspoor excuse for a lifeform thanks for reading!
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1)comma between lifeform and thanks
2)piss-poor
3)you're still fired.
Comments are usually not prone to be grammar nazi´d or am I mistaken?
You are an alter get a life.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:01:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:56:54 (#)
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:54:56 (#)
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n00b -2kakke!
Go home drink bleach and die. Take care mommy is not watching or it won´t work
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son, I eat nickels and shit rzzor wire.
I use bleach to wash it all down.
n00b -2kakke!
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:00:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:57:11 (#)
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I read this earlier on Uber. It applies to you.
Take a dump...
Well it is actually Über and not Uber. You might to learn the ASCI codes on your keyboard. Or get a international one. Clowns.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:58:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:54:07 (#)
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You pisspoor excuse for a lifeform thanks for reading!
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1)comma between lifeform and thanks
2)piss-poor
3)you're still fired.
n00b -2kakke!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:57:11 EDT (#)
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I read this earlier on Uber. It applies to you.
Take a dump...
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:56:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:54:56 (#)
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n00b -2kakke!
Go home drink bleach and die. Take care mommy is not watching or it won´t work.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:56:50 EDT (#)
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Then eat it.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:56:02 EDT (#)
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okay.
i'm spent.
welcome to uber
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:54:56 EDT (#)
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n00b -2kakke!
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:54:07 EDT (#)
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You pisspoor excuse for a lifeform thanks for reading!
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:54:05 EDT (#)
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you're fired.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:45:55 EDT (#)
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Did you fuck oathmeal?
and feel his tits while you were fucking him?
does Othmeal have pussylips on his ass?
-oathmeal approved-
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:41:47 EDT (#)
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No.