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Submitted by <kybernetikum.at.post.cz> (View user info) at 2006-09-03 01:35:05 EDT


Is it not sad that most MS Paint disfigurations of pictures here show rather small circumsized ejaculating penises? Even in the exaggerated way the are drawn they are so tiny. Funny.




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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:13:29 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:50:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Nazis fucked your mom, you Czech Whore.
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let me cancel out this bastard's rating for you, kind sir.
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he doesnt need it, this fag is permabanned.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:16:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

COOL!
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What happened to STOK MADNESS!?!!!?!!


How about STOK RULES!!!?!!!?

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:50:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Nazis fucked your mom, you Czech Whore.
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let me cancel out this bastard's rating for you, kind sir.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nazis fucked your mom, you Czech Whore.

Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-06 03:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-06 02:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Somebody loves me! Nice!

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-06 02:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

.cz? Czech Repulic?


WTF?

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

COOL!

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-03 03:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How would you know if they are circumsized? If they ejaculating you could assume they are hard, and I'd bet you couldn't pick a cut cock from an uncut cock when erect.

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you wanna know what scares me? paint_it_black and I are teaming up on this dude.



that's just fuckin' scary

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:01:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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*removes hat and bows down*

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I won't dignify that with a remark.
















































































you're done.
















Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:56:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:52:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:49:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG THIS GUY IS TOTALLY NEW AND INSULTING EVERYONE BY PRETENDING TO HAVE DISDAIN FOR PEOPLE OF THE JEWISH FAITH ONE ONE ONE



ALSO HE HAS A COX ENVY PROLEM ONE ONE ONE

You have a caps lock problem. Please check your keyboard - most internet communities with selfrespect get you banned for this ya know?
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ThIs iS ubER, we are not HavIng slef rispect hurr.

Well it´s still Über you legasthenic and you are not über not even unter.

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:52:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:49:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG THIS GUY IS TOTALLY NEW AND INSULTING EVERYONE BY PRETENDING TO HAVE DISDAIN FOR PEOPLE OF THE JEWISH FAITH ONE ONE ONE



ALSO HE HAS A COX ENVY PROLEM ONE ONE ONE

You have a caps lock problem. Please check your keyboard - most internet communities with selfrespect get you banned for this ya know?
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ThIs iS ubER, we are not HavIng slef rispect hurr.



Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

RockDocc

and by the way, I'm a Jew.

Cool. Do you have some frozen christian babies in the freezer for this blood-thingie I read about? We have!

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:49:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG THIS GUY IS TOTALLY NEW AND INSULTING EVERYONE BY PRETENDING TO HAVE DISDAIN FOR PEOPLE OF THE JEWISH FAITH ONE ONE ONE



ALSO HE HAS A COX ENVY PROLEM ONE ONE ONE

You have a caps lock problem. Please check your keyboard - most internet communities with selfrespect get you banned for this ya know?

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:47:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:45:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

you can play with this guys cox then wiggles

It is "penis". Or are you a jew from Utah? The colloquial form might be "cock" as had it right the last time or "dick" or a thousand other things. Not "cox" though.

regards
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you are absolutely the last person to even think of correcting someone else's grammar.






and by the way, I'm a Jew.
















































Sieg Juden you dirty spic.

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:40:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

NO


I forgive you:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/75576

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG THIS GUY IS TOTALLY NEW AND INSULTING EVERYONE BY PRETENDING TO HAVE DISDAIN FOR PEOPLE OF THE JEWISH FAITH ONE ONE ONE



ALSO HE HAS A COX ENVY PROLEM ONE ONE ONE

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:41:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

i thought you were fired
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Do I have to give you the speech again young man?
you're fired.




























































be gone with you

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:45:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

you can play with this guys cox then wiggles

It is "penis". Or are you a jew from Utah? The colloquial form might be "cock" as had it right the last time or "dick" or a thousand other things. Not "cox" though.

regards

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you can play with this guys cox then wiggles

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:40:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

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ATTENTION;




THIS GUY HAS A MONSTER COCK EVERYONE HE IS FUCKING HUGE HIS COCK MUST BE SO BIG WHAT A BIG COCK HE IS. HAS.

Uuups. I don´t have a penis, I am a neutrum. Sorry for the confusion, are you a jew btw?

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have a huge cock

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i thought you were fired

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NO

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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ATTENTION;




THIS GUY HAS A MONSTER COCK EVERYONE HE IS FUCKING HUGE HIS COCK MUST BE SO BIG WHAT A BIG COCK HE IS. HAS.

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just was told that this counts as normal for jews in NYC - so I apologize if i hurted someone here.


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will send your pins to ... Valhalla?" Lisa?

Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die.

Homer: Ooh, that's some ball.

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