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Submitted by Jason Edwards <2004dreaming.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-04 04:31:13 EDT


-"Then i wanna go back to my apartment and watch kung fu.

Have you ever watched kung fu?"



-"I love kung fu"

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:10:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YAY! Plus two because I found someone with a worse rating average than mine! Jolly good old chap.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-04 09:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've +2ed all your posts in a gesture of good faith. There is no animosity between us.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-04 07:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

?????!!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-04 06:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not even a filename could save this one

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-04 06:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe you should consider suicide.

SERIOUSLY consider.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 06:13:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-04 05:04:56 EDT (#)
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awesome post, man!

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-04 04:59:36 EDT (#)
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Huh?

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-04 04:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who do you think you are? I hope, for the sake of your soul, that you're just an alter.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-04 04:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you for using a good movie for a shitty post.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-04 04:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-04 04:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


I want you to go back to your apartment and shoot yourself.



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