October 21st, 1989/Thou Art God (462 hits)
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Submitted by Beano (View user info) at 2006-09-04 08:21:13 EDT
This dimension is new to me again. I came to 'check it out' if you will. To catch up, I suppose.
I've been here before, many times over the ages. But this time, this time it's been for 16 years or so.
I arrived on 21st October 1989, which is because I like to be here a decade or so before the millennium ends and my assessment is due. Due only to myself, it's a self imposed deadline.
If I was human, if I lived in this dimension, in this reality and in one of these bodies, in this 'World' I would be 16 years old... give or take.
I'd have been 'alive' for 6163 Days, that is 147,901 hours, or 8,874,048 Minutes, and 532442895 seconds. I think these numbers are amazing.
I'd have been asleep for approximately 49,300 hours. That is 2,054 days.... 2,054 days asleep and I'm only 16 years old. 33 percent of my life has been spent in an unconscious state, recharging my frail human body.
My heart...my poor little heart would have beat 638.931.474 times. Would I care? Would I think about these wonderful things? (Probably not).
Or would I only look at the fact that I had 43 years left to retirement. Another 11,251 days working the nine till five, breaking my back, until I can get back to the life I am used to. A life with no work? (Most likely).
My true numbers are of course far more impressive than the numbers I have accumulated and (quoted above) while in this dimension for I am God and I am here to check on my creation (the one you are conscious of). To make sure that everything is in balance and is working as it should.
It helps me to decided if I need to get involved or not, to alter the course or to end it.
I have the others to compare it to, naturally, and these are my yardsticks.
This 'World' is doing OK. The numbers add up. I have to say dimension 4, 11 and 15 are doing better (no maiming, killing, bombing etc) but lots more are doing far worse.
I'll keep it running, another few thousand years then I'll be back (as always, 2000 years seems to be a nice round number). I won't be staying as long as I did last time...that proved to be a huge mistake.
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:43:44 EST (#)
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Congratulations.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:55:45 EST (#)
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I don't think I keep up with them man... you're on your own soon.
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:33:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:48:36 EDT (#)
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no
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:15:14 EDT (#)
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Just to counter what that idiot Director did to you.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:40:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-04 23:47:30 EDT (#)
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BEST MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY IN THE WORLD!!!
HOO-RA
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-04 18:51:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-04 17:12:52 (#)
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No rules are broken. However, you have now used up both titles if you want to re-do.
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OK dude... that sounds reasonable.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-04 17:12:52 EDT (#)
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No rules are broken. However, you have now used up both titles if you want to re-do.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-04 15:43:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-09-04 15:22:31 (#)
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ur such a fag
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Yes...and this has nthing to do with me rating your shitty posts poorly!
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-09-04 15:22:31 EDT (#)
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ur such a fag
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-04 11:21:56 EDT (#)
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good for you
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:53:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:10:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 09:54:58 (#)
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Fucking A yes to awesomeness throughout this post (but kinda heavy on the numbers conversions).
But:
"It helps me to decided if I need to get ... "
... earns you only a +1.
Proofread!
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Bugger !
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 09:54:58 EDT (#)
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Fucking A yes to awesomeness throughout this post (but kinda heavy on the numbers conversions).
But:
"It helps me to decided if I need to get ... "
... earns you only a +1.
Proofread!
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-09-04 09:31:38 EDT (#)
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Kind of creepy. I like.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-04 09:26:06 EDT (#)
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Wow.
Just...wow.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-04 08:43:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-04 08:28:12 EDT (#)
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cool
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-04 08:25:51 EDT (#)
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