TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS IRAN!!! (JPG attachment) (803 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1.47 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Molari (View user info) at 2006-09-04 12:33:23 EDT
ok made the file a JPG so its smaller, not 12MB :p
I still don't know how to get it to show up on this page instead of as a link.
All 'facts' taken right off wikipedia.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ASS-NUKING
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 01:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I doubt they would've planned this for decades when a revolution is brewing within Iran itself and most importantly, when the US has a little something called nuclear weapons.
+2 because this made me feel like playing Risk.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-04 20:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-04 19:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat hot death, Steve Dallas.
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-09-04 19:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for someone finally pointing out that we have been setting this up for years. And for supplying the timeline in the beginning showing how we had our nose all up in their business since WW2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-04 18:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tick...tick...tick...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-04 18:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A decent illustration of The Big Picture.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-09-04 17:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you felt it was safe to post this type of stuff on Ubersite when just last week the CIA 'chatted' with Bart about Shitfuck? You still have a very interesting post here. Let's see how valid it is...
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-04 17:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting read. Not sure that I'm buying everything you're selling.
I almost gave a +2, but you actually cited wikipedia.
Don't use wikipedia.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-04 16:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I never did trust those Turkmenistananians.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-04 16:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-04 13:31:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting but with a bit of poetic licence as to the realtive strength of the US/NATO bases.
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It is not so much the strength of the bases as to the fact that we own the locations and do not have to waste time and resources securing areas close to our objective where we can operate from.
People are well aware of big bases like Bagram airfield and the green zone in Iraq but there are many small ones that can facilitate special operations and smaller regular military groups. Even if they are not powerful those large bases took years to become as secure as they are. We are ahead of the game and ready to deliver a hefty asswhoopin if need be.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait for the war on Iran. Nobody deserves it more.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I jizzed a little while reading this.
VERY observant and poignant. Thanks.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-04 13:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting but with a bit of poetic licence as to the realtive strength of the US/NATO bases.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-04 13:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-04 13:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, the military bases are nice and all, but it isn't like we couldn't blow them to pieces with our stealth bombers and cruise missiles, which could all be launched from the persian golf without these military bases.
that, and we won't go to war with iran unless the following occurs:
1) we attain support from both china and russia
2) occupation in iraq decreases
3) they attack us
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-04 13:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only we could use a few neutron bombs to get rid of the people and keep the buildings, we could move all the people from Louisiana over there. We could even start a shuttle carrier for the Mexicans.
Short of that we could just flatten it and take the oil. I am for either approach.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-04 12:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad someone other than me got a map and actually realized that if the US goes to war with Iran, we have two armies parked next door and are in an excellent strategic position to do it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-04 12:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for pretty colours.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-04 12:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MORE LIKE BOROPHYLL
Submitted by Molari (user info) at 2006-09-04 12:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
w00t it shows! IT REALLY REALLY SHOWS!