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Submitted by FlakMonkey (View user info) at 2006-09-04 14:13:41 EDT


Hello nice uberfolks. I just thought I would let ya all know that flakmonkey is no longer the same person. The previous user was nice enough to let me have this account cause the "almighty" bart-bart never saw fit to send me a password for my own account. Thanks bart-bart. Anyway, thats all for the moment. I'll be posting some shit (maybe even literally) later. Have a peachy fucking day.

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-05 11:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:14:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Looks like you've already delivered on your promise to post shit.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-04 19:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sure you'll suck as much ass as the original- who, by the way, I don't even remember - did.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-04 19:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

maybe a bad idea, bro. welcome to shitville anyway. you'll have fun

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-04 16:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

mark my words

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-09-04 16:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WOAH! Are you talking about THE Flakmonkey!? This is insane!

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-04 15:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-04 15:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bart would have had a reason not to give you an account, and this post validates
that reason.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You shouldn't talk to Maltese either. He is actually a bigger dick than Oathmeal

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

have a good old +1 for the hell of it.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:38:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome to Uber! Watch out for OathMeal though, he's a dick!

*bang crash clang*

OW!

OathMeal: Hey! I resent that!

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Maltese

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have one more.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome to Uber! Watch out for OathMeal though, he's a dick!

*bang crash clang*

OW!

OathMeal: Hey! I resent that!

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

P.S. I'm sure you couldn't possibly care less UnderOath, but i have been trying to get on here for some time. You, KaosKing and Scourge are some of my favorite writers.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wonderful..........

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and chronic, i have been thinking that exact post through, thanks to you, now everyone will think it was your idea. Eat shit, I mean have a nice day.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Average rating of all messages: -0.14


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Hey no problem man.

And from the looks of things, we have much more shit from you to look forward to.

=o)

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm trying SO HARD to care...

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks underoath, I always try to deliver on my promises, or what good would I be?

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just why? What the hell is this supposed to be? Who do you think might give a single solitary shit about this?

Post things of VALUE. Tell a funny fucking story about your arduous quest to join Ubersite and the evil minions that stood in your way and the noble Flak Monkey who saved your immortal Internet soul. Give me something!

BE FUCKING CREATIVE OR INTELLIGENT OR FUNNY OR FUCK OFF.

Gah.

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

welcome

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Looks like you've already delivered on your promise to post shit.




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