Response To Attention All Asians Post By Orgasmtron (718 hits)
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Submitted by saeki (View user info) at 2006-09-05 00:23:34 EDT
Hello. I was lurker for Ubersite.com for two or three years now. I see last week or something the Attention All Asians post by user named Orgasmtron so I want to begin writing for website. I gueess I am "token Asian." Excuse my poor English I know. I move to Washington D.C. from Seoul, Korea one year ago. I will do my best to write stories for website. I am Korean writer so will try transelate my short stories to English. I know Ubersite.com is harsh sometimes but I is used to it by now. My grammar is usually OK (especially when I seruoiusly write, like now maybe?) but it takes me long time to churn out these sentences. I cannot speak English very well but as typical Asian academics cram machine in my Korean high school, I memorized many English idioms and structural forms in this language.
I read over this and laugh becauses of grammatical mistakes and spelling. I will post my first real story soon and take time make it perfect.
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVE you if you're real!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and another rule: You have to refer to the Orgasmatron as "the Benevolent Asian Uber All-Father" whenever you post.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're real, then do whatever the fuck you want, but there are few rules.
1. Everything has to be in ENGRISH. EVERYTHING.
2. You have to remind us that your the asian guy every once in a while, and we'll have fun with that.
3. Post pictures of naked asian chicks. It's mandatory.
Now that you know some of the basics, have fun, and don't fuck up.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-06 00:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you're real, too.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just write stuff about Korea, we'll excuse the typos if you really are Korean.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-05 11:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice try
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-05 11:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
joke right?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-05 11:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh...Oh... guess the name......
Is it 'kung-foo-fi-ting'?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-09-05 10:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I fucked your sister.
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-05 10:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is nothing I can say right now to prove I am not a alter. Once I post you can determine then. I have no problem with racist joke and can appreciate kind of humor. Also, my real name is not Saeki.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-05 09:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-05 01:00:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-05 09:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-05 09:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:44:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I usually don't +2 first post but even though you are korean you write more legibly than half the people on this site.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 08:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah who am I kidding? Even if you are an alter this is a step in the right direction!
COME, ASIANS, COME ONE AND ALL! WE HAVE MANY PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES HERE, AND YOU HAVE MANY NIKONS!
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-09-05 08:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Look! It's most greatest happy OK super-hero Alteron! Cheers of great joy erupt!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 08:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you're not an alter. I haven't met a single asian person who uses the word "churn." Perhaps you are a new, modern asian, raised on Country Crock ads and trips to visit the Amish.
If you're not an alter, I will consider adopting you, as we live in the same part of the country.
Official rating to be determined by validity of individuality and asianhood.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-05 08:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can do welsh and Steves got a pancake house.....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-05 07:33:48 EDT (#)
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Me love you long time. $5, me sucky sucky.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-05 07:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now all we need is a welshman and a bar and we'll have a cracking joke.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-05 07:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes! Welcome!
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-05 07:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
'UGGGG WHAT IS THAT THING??'
'Thats my Baby!!'
'LOOKS LIKE VIETCONG 'TA ME!!!!'
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-05 07:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post reeks of alter, but if not, Orgasmatron lives in the D.C.
area. Look him up. . .
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-05 06:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, a country where Son of a bitch is a proper name.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-05 06:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:29:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for gooks
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-05 06:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome to our newest alter.
In other news, I had a chinese last night. I took it back to complain.
Me: "This chicken is rubbery!"
Little Chinese man behind counter: "Frank you very much sir...."
HAHHAHAHLOLLMAO!!!!!!!one!oldonesarethebest!!!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-05 02:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yous might be worth me signing on ta ubersite fer.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-05 02:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Then again Bob Dole thinks the voices in his head are alters too.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-05 02:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob Dole thinks your are an alter.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-05 02:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wish you were real
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-09-05 02:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
follow the honorable advice of the tennis shoe ad
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-05 01:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure if this stinks of alter, or stinks of curry.
Either way, you're funny!
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-05 01:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-05 01:00:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I too hope this is real, it would give a new flavor to Ubersite.
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Yes, sweet & sour Labrador
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-05 01:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you related to Yao Ming by any chance?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-05 01:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I too hope this is real, it would give a new flavor to Ubersite.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-05 01:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I usually don't +2 first post but even though you are korean you write more legibly than half the people on this site.
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm hoping you ARE real. I'm liking your sense of humor already
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Sense of humor? In Korea, geseki is of course curse word but can sometimes used as endearment term. I guess of cultural differences.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:35:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:31:06 (#)
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But then, Saeki sounds more Japanese than Korean, so I'm guessing this is an alter.
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Saeki is alternate spelling of Seki which short for Geseki. It means son of a bitch in English I think.
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I'm hoping you ARE real. I'm liking your sense of humor already
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hope this is real.
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But then, Saeki sounds more Japanese than Korean, so I'm guessing this is an alter.
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Saeki is alternate spelling of Seki which short for Geseki. It means son of a bitch in English I think.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for guts
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you wouldn't happen to be a chick, would you? If so...NSFW http://www.ubersite.com/m/82610 NSFW
But then, Saeki sounds more Japanese than Korean, so I'm guessing this is an alter.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
feel free to email me anything that you would like proofread at chroniclysm.at.yahoo.com