Dear ETS, (1519 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-09-05 13:22:48 EDT
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:18:58 EDT (#)
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Now I want to see "Hush Little Baby" Uncle Sam v. Lego ED209 in a steel cage match.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This one is better:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28592
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post should have go faster stripes painted on it.
Incidentally though, Uncle Sam looks kind of creepy.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-07 00:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-07 00:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seen better
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckall, I'll do a shortcomings post, too.
LONGET
POST
EVER!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:29:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:25:03 (#)
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Just so everyone knows...
I'll be doing a post on all of my faults tomorrow beacuse ETS says I'm blind to mine and he says he acknowlodges his.
I've dared him to do the same.
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Shortcoming Post Thursday, anyone?
I'll do it if I can think of any faults I have before tomorrow and have time to throw a post together.
Oh yes, I'm just too perfect. There's a fault.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:34:55 EDT (#)
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I'd anticipate a blank post.
I would do one for myself, but I'm a hack so I'll just copy yours instead.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:25:03 (#)
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Just so everyone knows...
I'll be doing a post on all of my faults tomorrow beacuse ETS says I'm blind to mine and he says he acknowlodges his.
I've dared him to do the same.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-09-06 11:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Double plus 2 for being useful.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 23:37:41 (#)
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Oh Sam Adams Oktoberfest, how I love you.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-06 08:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just looking out for the public and their interests. Same as you, right?
I dance a mean Charleston, by the way.
Now make everyone happy and let's see a Vengeance -2 up in here.
Good detective work, Lish.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-06 08:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-19 07:20:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen...you're good at what you do. Don't let anyone ever tell you different. You're a wordman...better than a birdman.
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 00:50:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a dancing, no-talent monkey and a fucking hack.
You can't even make ME sound amusing, and that should be about the easiest thing you've ever done.
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ETS never lies, he just changes his mind, I suppose. "DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT."
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-06 01:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron; no batteries required.
You can stick it in your arse, when your steeze gets tired.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 00:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a dancing, no-talent monkey and a fucking hack.
You can't even make ME sound amusing, and that should be about the easiest thing you've ever done.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 23:37:41 EDT (#)
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Oh Sam Adams Oktoberfest, how I love you.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-05 23:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:24:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
I expect Vengance to show up any moment.
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^ I was thinking this the entire time I read it ^
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the disclaimer. Funny.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A clownshoe. Ah, my Lord, canst thou dispense with the insults?
Mayhaps thy dander could use a good dousing of man juice. . .
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron = auto +2
in other news I agree with the post.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:35:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because you care waaaaay too much about someone you interact with over the internet.
Grow up, dude.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron cares about everyone, DON'T YOU SEE? He cares about me and our feety, and you, and ETS..for Asians, and the menstrual, and ESPECIALLY for women with unique physical attributes like say..a hookhand..or a giant goiter! He's allergic to cats, but he DOESN'T EVEN KICK THEM! He posts PSAs because he loves. Recognize.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because you care waaaaay too much about someone you interact with over the internet.
Grow up, dude.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post a day, n00b.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heysoos. I like him very much.
But he no help with curveball.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you need jesus
I'm just sure of it
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<nods>
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like anyone's ever heard of a clean illegal immigrant.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish the fucker would just shut the fuck up about his incessant chant of "JOIN THE ACLU".
Yeah, I want to join an oranization that puts the rights of filthy illegal immigrants over that of the citizens of the United States.
I hope ETS gets killed by an illegal mexican immigrant who was spared deportation due to the ACLU.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats a fair amount of 0wn4ge for one post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:00:29 EDT (#)
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"Lebanese," too.
That wasn't my fault. They're not a proofreading people.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 15:53:19 EDT (#)
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I'm part Lebanse, Thorns.
They'd be welcome.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-05 15:18:06 EDT (#)
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Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-05 15:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
noted.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-05 15:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY TURK!
You have an hour and a half to make good with the rush delivery or I send a swarm of angry Lebanese women wearing burkas and brandishing rabid badgers to your house.
Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
snigger.. just wait 'til ETS's next post...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wishful thinking
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:15:23 EDT (#)
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DRY HATESEX
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:14:05 EDT (#)
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I post because I care. And I care because I love.
And boy oh boy do Asians appreciate efficiency.
This is really just a continued effort to court them.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wether I agree with you or not, I appeciate your effort to make the world (Uber) a better (or at leats more efficient) place.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you a lot more now.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:59:58 EDT (#)
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See, Sacrilicious and Billy Idol get it. It's not that hard.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:52:46 EDT (#)
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Did we...ever...you know..uh heh uh....you know have we ever uhhh in a long dark ally uhh had a go a round with our um man sausages tied in a slip knot while a man poked each of us in the rear? I was wearing black you in pink maybe?
Probably not but you never know! Your real name isn't Charlie is it? Charlie the hungry hobo?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you always deliver
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what I'll be doing
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm torn.
I do believe there ia a place for ETS and his incendiary political discourse on uber, but I dislike retaliatory -2s and grandstanding.
Then, I appreciate the timesaving public service, and also understand that it is simply a tool to use at my discretion and not necessarily an attempt to sway my opinion.
PLUS 2 FOR YOU, GOOD SIR.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heehee
This saturday, let's get drunk and post
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mastery.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:33:12 EDT (#)
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Too busy to leave my usual witty response.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:32:18 EDT (#)
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AWESOME, we havent had a good referance post recently.
*bookmarks*
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:30:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:29:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a time save response. I get it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:30:14 EDT (#)
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You are wise beyond your years MyTee.
You see the line, and you see where it is going.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well. this should be a very helpful tool in the future.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a time save response. I get it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:28:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92676
WHERE'S MY UNSHAVED TURK?
I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:26:30 EDT (#)
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This is for you, the public, to better serve your ETS Reply needs.
Anglo and African and (hopefully) Asian alike.
I am a humanitarian. I'm here to help.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a waste. So much potential.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
I expect Vengance to show up any moment.