Apollo throws down the gauntlet 'on' ETS (4223 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2006-09-05 16:44:39 EDT
Dear Bradley,
You have a website.
Use it.
I DARE you to post those GrowingFamily pictures on your site.
I have a nicely prepared .jpg if you'd like it? apollo88.at.gmail.com.
You whinge and whine and bitch and moan about 'taking a stand' and 'being the only one doing anything' well then Mr Linzy - I, Eric D Rice of West Virgina, challenge you to put those pictures online.
After all you fully understand the legal, moral, and constitutional nature of such things. Clearly more than Gart Cellphone the EVIL SELLOUT OWNER OF UBERSITE.
So put your bandwidth where your enormous motorised mouth is OR you can take option two which is, namely, STFU.
I think ol' Bart did the right thing - he can't be expected to fight your imaginary battles for you can he?
To summarise - you can either:
a) Post those pictures and comments from growingfamily.com on your website whackyconspiracyfuckwit.org or whatever it is called and defend the legal action yourself;
or
b) SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE ABOUT SOMETHING YOU CLEARLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND OR HAVE THE BALLS TO FOLLOW THROUGH YOURSELF.
This is getting older than Shlongy.
Love,
EnormoCranioDome.
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-09-10 16:24:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:28:18 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:16:09 (#)
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Everyone is bisexual - sexuality is a continuum, not a series of neat pigeonholes where you are this if you do this or that if you do that.
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I hate this PC, "hand holding", "we are all the same", "you can't label me" shit.
If you are a dude and you love sucking cocks and don't like girls you aren't bi.
If you are a dude who likes to bone girls and has no attraction to men you aren't bi.
There may be grey areas, people might define things a little differently but your sexual preferences and desires do fit you into a category. Not only is there a word to describe your preferences there is probably a fucking magazine for it.
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While it's incorrent to say everyone is bisexual, the kinsey scale suggests that nine in ten people are bisexual. The thing is that with most people the attraction is too slight to really act on it. The issue then becomes what you function as, basically. Most people are psychologically bisexual, but functionally straight or gay.
The reason why most people never act on their slight bisexual tendencies is because they're insecure and think getting a BJ from a dude, just once, makes them gay.
I hate the "everyone is everything" bullshit to a certain degree too, but I also can't stand the "You can only be one thing and that's the end of it" nonsense. It completely disregards the fact people tend to be insecure about their sexual desires.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-09-10 15:14:09 EDT (#)
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ETS' fakeuber is pretty damn sweet.
I tip my hat to you, sir.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-10 03:18:27 EDT (#)
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couldn't've said it better myself. that's partly 'cause I don't post, but you still said it real well...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-09 19:12:17 EDT (#)
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hmmm
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:00:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:56:01 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:53:24 (#)
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I'm omnisexual.
I have sex with insects and furniture and shit.
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...and shit??!?
wow
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I think that it is more of smearing the shit on his hands and using it to jerk off instead of lube...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:56:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:53:24 (#)
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I'm omnisexual.
I have sex with insects and furniture and shit.
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...and shit??!?
wow
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:22:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:28:18 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:16:09 (#)
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Everyone is bisexual - sexuality is a continuum, not a series of neat pigeonholes where you are this if you do this or that if you do that.
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I hate this PC, "hand holding", "we are all the same", "you can't label me" shit.
If you are a dude and you love sucking cocks and don't like girls you aren't bi.
If you are a dude who likes to bone girls and has no attraction to men you aren't bi.
There may be grey areas, people might define things a little differently but your sexual preferences and desires do fit you into a category. Not only is there a word to describe your preferences there is probably a fucking magazine for it.
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I agree with ninja...
I dont love the cock in the ass, i dont love sucking it, i have never kissed a man, i fucking LOVE pussy, tits, ass and legs.
I am not bi.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:35:07 EDT (#)
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OK, chilluns, recess is over. Back to the room and put your heads down on the desk.
It's nappy time. Caul and Loki! Shut up and put your heads down! Don't make me come
over there!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:53:24 EDT (#)
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I'm omnisexual.
I have sex with insects and furniture and shit.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:48:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:30:58 (#)
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don't apologise to me Jason.
Apologise to Darwin
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I love you so hard right now.
Jesus that's a good chirp.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:28:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:16:09 (#)
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Everyone is bisexual - sexuality is a continuum, not a series of neat pigeonholes where you are this if you do this or that if you do that.
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I hate this PC, "hand holding", "we are all the same", "you can't label me" shit.
If you are a dude and you love sucking cocks and don't like girls you aren't bi.
If you are a dude who likes to bone girls and has no attraction to men you aren't bi.
There may be grey areas, people might define things a little differently but your sexual preferences and desires do fit you into a category. Not only is there a word to describe your preferences there is probably a fucking magazine for it.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:29:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:45:40 (#)
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Bisexual, attracted to both sexes.
Gay, attracted to same sex only.
Hetero, attracted to opposite sex only.
There, definitions to explain my POV on shit.
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TriSexual- Try anything once.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-07 05:10:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92746#2132132
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:12:25 EDT (#)
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Here you go, people:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92746
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92746
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92746
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92746
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-09-07 00:39:00 EDT (#)
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First of all, nice ETS burn. Really. Way to hit him with logic.
Secondly, I notice that while ETS did post the picture, he included a disclaimer. That means he does in fact lose the bet, because that was not the original argument. Ubersite got in trouble because it posted the picture sans disclaimer. By posting a disclaimer before displaying it on his webpage, ETS took the pussy way out and failed to identically reproduce the original scenario. Had he really wanted to test his original argument, he would have posted it as it originally had been, with no disclaimer.
I declare Apollo the winner.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-06 22:53:39 EDT (#)
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Now THIS?
is gay... http://www.42below.co.nz/assets/sm/456/18/42BelowGay_alt.swf
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 21:49:35 EDT (#)
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Gosh what a load off my mind, no longer having to live up to any lofty expectations based on my status as "gifted"."""
I just read that. First, you claim that you are a strong woman, which is fucking dumb by any standard. Now you are gifted. hahaha, do you ever stop convincing yourself of crap you're not.
Hey loki, I finished first of my class in college. Really. Does that make me gifted too?
Who gives a shit what your Internet IQ test told you. You're clearly a fucking idiot and proof of that is your incapacity to grasp the defenition of simple words. Or better yet, your idea that "lofty expectations" are blogging on the Internet and arguing with trolls at 38 years old. 'lofty' hahahah, wow!
It's no wonder you get pissed when someone dislikes you. You take yourself so seriously. Though every pothead I've known did tend to bullshit themselves a whole lot.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 19:56:46 EDT (#)
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boredom is a bitch
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/mocrack.gif
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:36:26 EDT (#)
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I tried being reasonable Loki, it didn't work. You just said the same moronic thing AGAIN only moreso.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:33:26 EDT (#)
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hahahah
yeah i reckon it is!
the french make luuuurve.
the brits shag and get back to work.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:32:21 EDT (#)
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that's so british :-)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:23:37 EDT (#)
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no she is that good of a lay i blurt in about 10 seconds.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:12:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:06:43 (#)
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yes please.
is that how it works? """
It's been a rather long time and I don't remember much considering my state of mind at the time.
KEEPING hard now there's another issue. """"
How old are you? Is your girlfriend that bad of a lay?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:06:48 EDT (#)
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It would have been really nice for bart to have chimed in here at some point.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:06:43 EDT (#)
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yes please.
is that how it works?
my bird doesn't need to suck my dick to get it hard.
in fact getting hard isn't one of my problems.
KEEPING hard now there's another issue.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:04:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:23:53 (#)
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i'd rather be fucked up the ass than suck a dick.
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me too but you have to be fucked up the ass, you have to get said dick hard by sucking it.
more details?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:01:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:39:07 (#)
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um...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:23:53 (#)
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i'd rather be fucked up the ass than suck a dick.
THAT is "a reliable indicator of sexuality" if there ever was one.
you = gay homosexual. ""'
yup.
looks like it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:49:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video=74780
relevant link
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:39:07 EDT (#)
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um...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:23:53 (#)
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i'd rather be fucked up the ass than suck a dick.
THAT is "a reliable indicator of sexuality" if there ever was one.
you = gay homosexual.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:38:32 EDT (#)
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i think greeks should keep their heads down when people are talking about homs.
i'm just saying.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:37:13 EDT (#)
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Sarcasm below.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:28:32 EDT (#)
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OMG I have been completely, utterly, and totally pw3nd.
Not only that, but put in my place. Dear god how could I ever compete with a snappy retort like this:
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:00:09 (#)
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Loki you really are a moron.
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Just look at it, the sheer beauty of it. There is a hypotheses backed by clear, concise point by point support leading to the inevitable irrefutable conclusion.
I am in awe truly I am.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:26:05 EDT (#)
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at least then you have a chance of the prostate being stimulated
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:25:44 EDT (#)
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I bet you would, Scarlett
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:23:53 EDT (#)
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i'd rather be fucked up the ass than suck a dick.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:22:57 EDT (#)
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I'll take "taking it up the ass" for 1000, Alex
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:19:34 EDT (#)
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the problem i have with the gay thing is thus:
THE most reliable way of telling if a man is a homo is if he sucks cock.
I personally don't give a fuck about someone's sexual orientation.
However if sucking cock is not a reliable indicator of sexuality THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS???
It's a crazy world.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:18:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:51:28 (#)
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:O=8
I worked on my deep throat skillz. """
hahah
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:12:27 EDT (#)
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hahahaha...
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:57:14 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:51:54 (#)
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It was before my time here and I really can't be arsed to go back and find it, but who did Eric Rice rape? ""
lojope.
pass it on.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:00:09 EDT (#)
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Loki you really are a moron.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:00:07 EDT (#)
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Loki, the mayor of Spokane, WA was one like that.
RAILED for anti-gay legislation, and then was fired for giving intern jobs to young gay men he met online.
And Meth, think whatcha want, man. I can't stop ya.
But I'll tell you you're wrong, and leave it at that.
But it's 3PM, work is over, and I'm going to Tattered Cover to pick up a few new books.
Enjoy y'alls day now, ya'hear?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:51:28 EDT (#)
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:O=8
I worked on my deep throat skillz.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:50:27 EDT (#)
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: O<=========8
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:49:46 EDT (#)
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Not that I'm condoning his cock-sucking; I'm just saying that you sound like a total fucking illiterate, close-minded retard
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:49:35 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:48:23 EDT (#)
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Jay, you are a virgin. I will bet ANY amount of money on it. Of course, there are obese women everywhere that would fuck anything, including you, so I could be wrong.
Please, don't go around questioning anyone's sexuality. Just because the filthy rednecks that live in whatever backwards state you're in think homosexuality and bi-sexuality is a sin and fags must die, doesn't mean the rest of the world does too. It's widely accepted, and SURPRISE, women find it highly erotic, in many enlightened parts of the world, outside of your snot-encrusted race-car bed and the Motel 6 you work at.
Please, please, please, shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:44:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:05:48 (#)
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Jay, you'd need some sort of human being, man or woman, to show interest in you in the first place before you could decide WHAT the fuck you are. As of this point, the entire planet considers you an asexual blob, so shut your mouth
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:43:38 EDT (#)
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As apposed to Jgreenings chat-up line of: "Hey honey, could you do me a favour and tell me what penis looks like? - it's been a while since I last saw it."
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:42:07 EDT (#)
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Jay and I did not invent the concept of homosexuality, sad to say we're just not that powerful.
I've seen news stories before about politicians who are hard core anti-gay publicly and then get caught having teh sexxors with young boys. It's always quite the scandal. I've never understood it because I thought that someone who was secretly gay and didn't want anyone knowing it would at least be neutral about it publicly but yet these guys work so hard to fight gay rights. I always thought it was a case of them trying to hard to hide who they really were that they went overboard. Now I'm wondering if it's more a case of them deluding themselves like Caul and this DCWoody creature who for some odd reason don't think that having sex with men makes them gay.
odd really
It sort of, in a way reminds me of how Strom Thurmond fought against integration his whole life and turned out to have had a daughter by a black woman.
but with more cock sucking of course
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:41:05 EDT (#)
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I reckon ubersite truely peaked with Urbane's snatch - that was a brilliant couple of days.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:39:51 EDT (#)
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OK, so you didn't suck dick to turn a girl on.
You used your experience sucking dick to turn a girl on.
HOLY SHIT IT'S A TOTAL 180 AND THOSE TWO SEEMINGLY CLOSELY RELATED THINGS HAVE ABSOLUTLY NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER!
Dipshit.
I don't even care WHY you sucked dick. All I know is you sucked dick, and then used it to try and pick up women.
And what kind of a pickup is that, anyway?
"Hey there. You're a good looking woman, and I bet you suck a MEAN dick. But you know what? I've sucked a LOT of dick in my time, and I'm sure I could give you pointers. Wanna come over and learn?"
Christ on high...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:26:42 EDT (#)
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Eric Rice was a very persistent foe.
I wonder where he is right now.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:25:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:16:09 (#)
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Everyone is bisexual - sexuality is a continuum, not a series of neat pigeonholes where you are this if you do this or that if you do that.
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I often think that....but then I'm straight, it seems unlikely that I'd end up right exactly at the 'straight' end. But ya, I generallt dislike the simplified three labels for sexuality, but its needed to talk to most people, expecially people like Jay and Loki
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:25:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:20:27 (#)
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BRING BACK MYSTIAMOON, ERIC D. RICE, AND URBANE
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Those were the days.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:25:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:15:49 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92409#2120720
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How can that be misunderstood, Caul?
"Hi, I'm Caul. Did you know I enjoyed sucking dick when I was younger?"
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p.s. saying this to chick turns them on, tard
Seriously, HOW can that be misquoted?
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You said I did it BECAUSE of this. That's not what the quote says. The quote doesn't point out my motives for cocksucking, it merely points out something trivial (in a post scriptum) that you and the tard circus have been obsessing over because, well, who knows.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:23:32 EDT (#)
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Here you go, Method...
http://tinyurl.com/r4bpo
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:20:27 EDT (#)
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BRING BACK MYSTIAMOON, ERIC D. RICE, AND URBANE
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:19:21 EDT (#)
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this is the weirdest thread of reviewes I've seen on Uber since Urbane left.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:17:18 EDT (#)
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PLUS, you still sucked a lot of dicks, Caul.
A LOT of dicks.
And that's damn gay.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:16:09 EDT (#)
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Everyone is bisexual - sexuality is a continuum, not a series of neat pigeonholes where you are this if you do this or that if you do that.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:15:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92409#2120720
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How can that be misunderstood, Caul?
"Hi, I'm Caul. Did you know I enjoyed sucking dick when I was younger?"
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p.s. saying this to chick turns them on, tard
Seriously, HOW can that be misquoted?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:14:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:14:06 (#)
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sometimes i find myself asking: "why the hell am i arguing with some obese retard or some stupid backward cunt?"
that is one of those moments.
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hah
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:14:06 EDT (#)
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sometimes i find myself asking: "why the hell am i arguing with some obese retard or some stupid backward cunt?"
that is one of those moments.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:07:47 EDT (#)
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...but he tried to defended his dicksucking by saying he did it to turn on women."""
I didn't say I did it because of that. It was distorted that way along the conversation. I answered that on your post already. I don't need to tell a chick I'm bi or gay or whatever you want to get women, I just have to sit at the bar and wait a few minutes, something you'll never experience :-)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:06:39 EDT (#)
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Aw, Meth, I didn't know you cared.
Gimme hug.
Wait, that's ghey.
FUCK.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:05:48 EDT (#)
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Jay, you'd need some sort of human being, man or woman, to show interest in you in the first place before you could decide WHAT the fuck you are. As of this point, the entire planet considers you an asexual blob, so shut your mouth
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:05:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:58:52 (#)
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Loki, its a metter of opinion, I let the guy do it partly to proove a point and partly because I like getting blowjobs, I think sexuality is about romantic feelings towards people, not what boils downto assisted masturbation. You can't say absolute about this, it sin';t a question where ther is a right or wrong answer its just peoples opinions. We're not wrong for having a different opinion to you.
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My opinion is as follows:
DCWoody = gay homosexual.
JGreening = stupid fucking idiot gay homosexual.
Caul = les gay homosexual
You should all just fuck and get it over with. Homos.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:01:18 EDT (#)
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I hardly make sense a lot of the time, Woody. Nothing new there.
I think what I think, and it's nebulous at best, downright contradictory at others.
Why? Because I don't spend hours at night thinking "If I did this, would I be gay or bi or straight? What if I did this? What if this was done to me?"
Caul may just be really REEEEEAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYY bi, but he tried to defended his dicksucking by saying he did it to turn on women.
Yeah bullshit.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:01:03 EDT (#)
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As I said to ETS I'm on gabbly so can't really see what I'm typing,.
Of course my typing is always awful, as long as you can tell what I'm saying I'm not bothered.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:59:05 EDT (#)
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loki needs to calm down.
she's really pissed about that gay thing, which is kinda confusing.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:58:52 EDT (#)
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Loki, its a metter of opinion, I let the guy do it partly to proove a point and partly because I like getting blowjobs, I think sexuality is about romantic feelings towards people, not what boils downto assisted masturbation. You can't say absolute about this, it sin';t a question where ther is a right or wrong answer its just peoples opinions. We're not wrong for having a different opinion to you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:55:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:53:23 (#)
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WEll now you really don't make sense JAy....meh, who cares. And Loki,Loki thinks for reminding us all tat only clever people go to university
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Maybe you should try taking the socks off your hands when you type.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:54:18 EDT (#)
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ps. It's true you know, having sex with someone your own gender at the very least makes you bi. It doesn't make you an artist or progressive or whatever you want to delude yourself into thinking. This is also not something new despite what Caul likes to pretend. Dick sucking has been around forever and in all that time, when it was performed by one guy on another guy - both of those guys were bisexual or gay. Since when was that something new? Is this because we've stopped teaching sex ed in schools now or what?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:53:23 EDT (#)
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WEll now you really don't make sense JAy....meh, who cares. And Loki,Loki thinks for reminding us all tat only clever people go to university
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:48:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:45:40 (#)
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Bisexual, attracted to both sexes.
Gay, attracted to same sex only.
Hetero, attracted to opposite sex only.
There, definitions to explain my POV on shit.
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My POV on shit?
you = shit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:48:54 EDT (#)
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Wow that's some ground-breaking stuff there Jay. Hoser.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:48:46 EDT (#)
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My stupid is showing? Oh damn I forgot that despite having spent my entire scholastic life in advanced classes and taking half of my high school classes at the university, I'm stupid.
thank you SOOOO much for clearing that up
Gosh what a load off my mind, no longer having to live up to any lofty expectations based on my status as "gifted". Whew now I can be free to go get a shit job with no benefits or it would seem working hours. Maybe I could also step over meth heads to get to my shit hole apartment while pretending that it is how I want to live my life. I know, I can make myself feel better about my complete failure as a human by claiming that other people who own their own home are losers because they have cats and that having sex with someone of my own gender doesn't make me gay.
boy then my life would be just perfect
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:48:19 EDT (#)
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hahaha that link at the top rules.
"Why won't you return my phone calls????"
hahahahaha
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:45:40 EDT (#)
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Bisexual, attracted to both sexes.
Gay, attracted to same sex only.
Hetero, attracted to opposite sex only.
There, definitions to explain my POV on shit.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:45:09 EDT (#)
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Gonna have to dock a point for photoshopping over rufus from bumfights. He can only be superimposed onto other peoples bodies, not the other way around.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:44:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:40:03 (#)
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Blow it out your ass Greening, you don't know shit
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You actually want to see things blow out of that guy's ass?
Yuck.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:41:21 EDT (#)
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How the fuck did my link already pass the data transfer limit?
Who the fuck is relaoding hundreds of times?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:40:31 EDT (#)
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Jay, do you know what gay and bi mean???? seriously, go look up the definition of bi-sexual, cos you're making no sense.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:40:03 EDT (#)
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Blow it out your ass Greening, you don't know shit
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:38:03 EDT (#)
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It's just how I see it, Woody.
If you suck dick, you are either a woman or gay.
If you have your dick sucked by a guy, could be gay. Could be bi. Who knows if you had your eyes closed thinking of Liz Hurley or something.
I believe most woman are bisexual, and I believe a LOT of men are bisexual, too. They just deny and repress because it's not accepted.
Shit, full out gay men are more accepted than bi-sexual men, for some reason.
I'll even admit, I've though before, "Shit, that's a good looking dude." However, I've never though "Fucking hell, I'd blow ther guy."
Does that make me bi? Who knows. I do know I'm appalled by gay sex acts, male and female. (Sorry, lesbians just don't really do it for me, in the grand scheme.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:22:53 EDT (#)
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It's usually oozing... today is a good day. """
ROFL
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:22:15 EDT (#)
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ETS, I'm on gfablbe so can only see one line of the screen at a time, so I'm typing without seeing what I type. I COULD open a new window but......
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:20:41 EDT (#)
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i think loki has issues with reading comprehension.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:19:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:07:57 (#)
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Filthy I am not appoloo, ETS has fully met wit the requirements of this post, I 'm just of the opinion that it dioesn't proove anything. I have never challenged him to host it for whatever or anythiong. KI'm just saying I don't think he has prooved anything (apart from what I sadi in brackets) unless he goes to court and win.
I have changed no goalposts cos none of this is to do with me, I'm just giving my view on it.
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Did you take grammar lessons from Wazza or something? Seriously, man, get thee back in school, quick!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:19:41 EDT (#)
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You two hold it right there. I need more Junior Mints.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:19:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:15:21 (#)
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I can NOT stop laughing. This post really explains a lot.
Caul, sorry I didn't bother wading through whatever that latest pile you crapped into your hand to throw at me. No doubt it's some sophomoric slam that you perceive as valid which is, in fact, not.
I'm too distracted by the whole cock sucking not making you ghey thing.
AHAHAHAHA too too funny
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Your stupid is showing too.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:15:21 EDT (#)
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I can NOT stop laughing. This post really explains a lot.
Caul, sorry I didn't bother wading through whatever that latest pile you crapped into your hand to throw at me. No doubt it's some sophomoric slam that you perceive as valid which is, in fact, not.
I'm too distracted by the whole cock sucking not making you ghey thing.
AHAHAHAHA too too funny
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:14:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:09:53 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:52:02 (#)
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Woody, I think of it this way.
In your situation, you'd be bi.
Shit, most everyone everywhere is probably bisexual, but the homosexual part of that is SOOO small, it makes no point.
In Cauls case, he willingly sucked dick.
Getting sucked off by a guy? Bi.
Sucking a guy off and taking a load to the back of the throat? Gay as the cop in Village People.
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Your stupid is showing.
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It's usually oozing... today is a good day.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:09:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:52:02 (#)
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Woody, I think of it this way.
In your situation, you'd be bi.
Shit, most everyone everywhere is probably bisexual, but the homosexual part of that is SOOO small, it makes no point.
In Cauls case, he willingly sucked dick.
Getting sucked off by a guy? Bi.
Sucking a guy off and taking a load to the back of the throat? Gay as the cop in Village People.
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Your stupid is showing.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:07:57 EDT (#)
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Filthy I am not appoloo, ETS has fully met wit the requirements of this post, I 'm just of the opinion that it dioesn't proove anything. I have never challenged him to host it for whatever or anythiong. KI'm just saying I don't think he has prooved anything (apart from what I sadi in brackets) unless he goes to court and win.
I have changed no goalposts cos none of this is to do with me, I'm just giving my view on it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:04:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:52:02 (#)
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Getting sucked off by a guy? Bi.
Sucking a guy off and taking a load to the back of the throat? Gay as the cop in Village People.
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Jay, being attracted solely to men makes you gay. Being attracted to both sex makes you bi.
Get your labels straight (no pun intended).
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:56:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:51:38 (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:47:33 (#)
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Hmmm I missed the whole Caul sucking thing, but I see it mentioned everywhere, my 2pence.
Sucking a dick doesn't make you gay, or even bi. When I was younger I let some guy suck me off, I'm nnot gay, one of my girls has lesbian sex pretty much every day, and she's completely straight.
Performing sexual activities with someone of the same sex for a dare or a bet or money or simply because it feels good or you want to make the other person feel good doesn't mean you can't be straight. Its having romantic feelings about members of the same sex that make you gay/bi. Not getting pissed and waking up with a sore arse.
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Caul, Loki, Apollo and ETS need to all be put in a small room and equipped with medieval weapons.
Loki - +3 Quarterstaff of Holy Flame
ETS - +4 Battle Axe of Gore
Caul - Birch twig
Apollo - +8 Vicious Glave of The Fox
... I bet Caul goes down first.
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You are such a nerd.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:56:16 EDT (#)
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Perfect job for someone from uber, i feel. http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/09/06/britain.hawking.ap/index.html
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:54:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:46:25 (#)
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He doesn't win yet, Mr. Berg.
He's gotta keep it up when asked to take it down by GF.
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Well what do you know? JGreening actually has a point AND it's not slathered in bile. Wow.
Fair enough... still, his efforts to date certainly meet the parameters of the dare.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:53:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:39:28 (#)
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Oh that's right your own rules don't apply to you do they Caul.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92409#2124426
No no of course not because when you crap in your hand over and fucking over and throw it at someone it's you just playing around, but if someone uses this very method with you then you jump up and down frothing at the mouth about how mean and unfair it is."""
>> Who said it was mean. I myself brought up the cocksucking thing because I knew some unimaginative retards like yourself would harp on it. Why would I bring it up then?
Everyone on here except of course you is medicated even though you snort coke and claimed to be under the influence of god only knows what when you rather infamously sucked a cock. """
>> I take drugs for entertainment. You take drugs because you are retarded.
and here again, I hate to break this to you but there are far worse things wrong with you mentally than a little dopamine underproduction"""
>> I'm a lot more normal than you might imagine. For instance, I don't take the Internet seriously and think people's online persona is a carbon copy of them in reality...idiot.
I also hate to break this to you, but sucking cock is not something a straight guy does. """
>> Ok, I'll dump my girlfriend and cancel all our long-term projects because you said so.
You can say whatever you want to about anyone's looks, weight, choice of pet ownership, housing, career choice etc whereas you are, in fact a cock sucking little prick with no college education, no job, living in some shit hole apartment """
>> Lat I checked I had a college eduction, a pretty good job and a neat apartment.
You can say whatever you want to about the US and of course everything and anyone American and that is perfectly ok, but any comments about you being a cock sucking frog are racist."""
>> It doesn't take a genius to realize that my comments on Americans are trolling. I happen to love the US, but once again, you think Uber is reality. You on the other hand, keep making long arguments against muslims and the french and what not. You are one of those racist who doesn't know they are.
Any post you don't like is a "blog" and yet you post some stupid shit about shampoo and act like you just shit cherries.
>> That post was complete shit but I don't post complete shit every single day, like you.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:53:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:29:35 (#)
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Note ot ETS you haven't proved anything (apart from your willingness to put a small amount of effort into trying to score points in an internet argument) UNLESS you get taken to court and win.
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Oh good grief. Just read that back and realise what a goalpost-shifting, petty little cunt of an attitude that is.
"Host it yourself or shut up....host it for more than a week or shut up....get taken to court or shut up....get taken to court and win or shut up....get taken to court and win whilst representing yourself and draped in the american flag or shut up..."
Pathetic.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:52:02 EDT (#)
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Woody, I think of it this way.
In your situation, you'd be bi.
Shit, most everyone everywhere is probably bisexual, but the homosexual part of that is SOOO small, it makes no point.
In Cauls case, he willingly sucked dick.
Getting sucked off by a guy? Bi.
Sucking a guy off and taking a load to the back of the throat? Gay as the cop in Village People.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:51:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:47:33 (#)
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Hmmm I missed the whole Caul sucking thing, but I see it mentioned everywhere, my 2pence.
Sucking a dick doesn't make you gay, or even bi. When I was younger I let some guy suck me off, I'm nnot gay, one of my girls has lesbian sex pretty much every day, and she's completely straight.
Performing sexual activities with someone of the same sex for a dare or a bet or money or simply because it feels good or you want to make the other person feel good doesn't mean you can't be straight. Its having romantic feelings about members of the same sex that make you gay/bi. Not getting pissed and waking up with a sore arse.
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Caul, Loki, Apollo and ETS need to all be put in a small room and equipped with medieval weapons.
Loki - +3 Quarterstaff of Holy Flame
ETS - +4 Battle Axe of Gore
Caul - Birch twig
Apollo - +8 Vicious Glave of The Fox
... I bet Caul goes down first.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:49:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:43:04 (#)
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Wouldn't doing it this way be a bit more obvious?
I mean, it's a publicly hosted site, which is more likely to be seen under a search engine.
http://www.geocities.com/jgreening072/fuckbradlinzyandgrowingfamilydotcom.JPG
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Yes, much better. I can't see it atm though.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:47:33 EDT (#)
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Hmmm I missed the whole Caul sucking thing, but I see it mentioned everywhere, my 2pence.
Sucking a dick doesn't make you gay, or even bi. When I was younger I let some guy suck me off, I'm nnot gay, one of my girls has lesbian sex pretty much every day, and she's completely straight.
Performing sexual activities with someone of the same sex for a dare or a bet or money or simply because it feels good or you want to make the other person feel good doesn't mean you can't be straight. Its having romantic feelings about members of the same sex that make you gay/bi. Not getting pissed and waking up with a sore arse.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:46:25 EDT (#)
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He doesn't win yet, Mr. Berg.
He's gotta keep it up when asked to take it down by GF.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:44:12 EDT (#)
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Oh for fuck sakes:
- Challenge -
"Dear Bradley,
You have a website.
Use it.
I DARE you to post those GrowingFamily pictures on your site."
Further:
a) Post those pictures and comments from growingfamily.com on your website whackyconspiracyfuckwit.org or whatever it is called and defend the legal action yourself..."
- Challenge met -
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/hahahahahahaha.htm
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hehe
It's like a fucking kindergarten around these parts. I loves it.
This semantic bullshit is silly. You dared him to post it - he did. He wins.
Mark up an irrelevant point for Mr. Tooth.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:44:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:38:06 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:32:43 (#)
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Here's a thing.
How will growingfamily.com KNOW that he's done this?
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You of all people haven't emailed them that link yet? Wow.
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*whistles*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:43:04 EDT (#)
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Wouldn't doing it this way be a bit more obvious?
I mean, it's a publicly hosted site, which is more likely to be seen under a search engine.
http://www.geocities.com/jgreening072/fuckbradlinzyandgrowingfamilydotcom.JPG
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:41:11 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Jay, ETS did pass Apollos test, although what he's done doesn't really fit with his views, maybe you could get him to edit it? Just put 'growing family' in the title of that page and a link to growing family tooo....you never know, he might do it.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:39:28 EDT (#)
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Oh that's right your own rules don't apply to you do they Caul.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92409#2124426
No no of course not because when you crap in your hand over and fucking over and throw it at someone it's you just playing around, but if someone uses this very method with you then you jump up and down frothing at the mouth about how mean and unfair it is.
So let me see if we can cut to the chase here:
Everyone on here except of course you is medicated even though you snort coke and claimed to be under the influence of god only knows what when you rather infamously sucked a cock.
and here again, I hate to break this to you but there are far worse things wrong with you mentally than a little dopamine underproduction
I also hate to break this to you, but sucking cock is not something a straight guy does.
You can say whatever you want to about anyone's looks, weight, choice of pet ownership, housing, career choice etc
whereas you are, in fact a cock sucking little prick with no college education, no job, living in some shit hole apartment
You can say whatever you want to about the US and of course everything and anyone American and that is perfectly ok, but any comments about you being a cock sucking frog are racist.
Any post you don't like is a "blog" and yet you post some stupid shit about shampoo and act like you just shit cherries.
I'm just checking here, since as you say people over the internet don't know their place.
indeed
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:38:25 EDT (#)
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Greening,
The formal challenge was:
"a) Post those pictures and comments from growingfamily.com on your website whackyconspiracyfuckwit.org or whatever it is called and defend the legal action yourself"
There was no stipulation regarding linking back to growingfamily.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:38:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:32:43 (#)
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Here's a thing.
How will growingfamily.com KNOW that he's done this?
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You of all people haven't emailed them that link yet? Wow.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:32:43 EDT (#)
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Here's a thing.
How will growingfamily.com KNOW that he's done this?
Seriously?
He's not doing anything new or different, he just copied screenshots of our work on that site and posted them.
And in that entire page, i see zero links TO growingfamily.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:29:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:20:52 (#)
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I bet it is off his site in a month, he will never admit that a letter from a lawyer made him take it down, he will just say his site is there to share his art not entertain us sheeple.
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:20:30 (#)
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1. ETS posts a link to a site on the internet hosting at least one of the images in question, AVAILABLE IN PUBLIC DOMAIN.
2. ETS posts a link to a site on some intRAnet, or he posts a link to a site hosting SIMILAR images, or some other sort of malarky concerning what he is *actually* posting and *where*, ensues.
3. ETS doesn't post shit and Apollo gets mad cred.
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Well, put up or shut up seemed to be the order of the day here and by MOST measures, ETS did in fact put up:
- 'www.electrictoothsyndrome.com' IS within a public domain.
- The images on the hahahahahahahahaha page are in fact DERIVATIVE though not unaltered. This would have been a MUCH cleaner win if ETS would have spared us his cutesy remarks on the sides.
- The website is a functioning page within the ETS domain, complete with a viewable source code.
I mean ... looks to me like a notch on ETS' belt.
Disagreements on the grounds listed above??
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I think theres a very good chance the growing family people will just ignore it, unlke the Uber post I don't reckon that could be found searching for growingfamily on google or whatnot. Plus it gets hardly any hits at all.
However I think ETS would fight it as far as he could if they do take him to court.
Well, maybe not as far as he could, maybe just for a little bit, then when the first court shoots him down he'll just make a load of posts about how terribnle it is and how we should be outraged without ever getting around to doing anything much more about it himself.
Note ot ETS you haven't proved anything (apart from your willingness to put a small amount of effort into trying to score points in an internet argument) UNLESS you get taken to court and win.
And even then (which as far as I understand usa copyright law isn't likely) its still Barts website and if he chooses not too have people advocating baby rape on his website I think thats reasonable.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:29:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:20:30 (#)
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1. ETS posts a link to a site on the internet hosting at least one of the images in question, AVAILABLE IN PUBLIC DOMAIN.
2. ETS posts a link to a site on some intRAnet, or he posts a link to a site hosting SIMILAR images, or some other sort of malarky concerning what he is *actually* posting and *where*, ensues.
3. ETS doesn't post shit and Apollo gets mad cred.
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Well, put up or shut up seemed to be the order of the day here and by MOST measures, ETS did in fact put up:
- 'www.electrictoothsyndrome.com' IS within a public domain.
- The images on the hahahahahahahahaha page are in fact DERIVATIVE though not unaltered. This would have been a MUCH cleaner win if ETS would have spared us his cutesy remarks on the sides.
- The website is a functioning page within the ETS domain, complete with a viewable source code.
I mean ... looks to me like a notch on ETS' belt.
Disagreements on the grounds listed above?? """
he didn't post a link to growingfamily.com and the disclamer.
however under the terms of the bet it IS in the public domain.... for now.
Therefore it is a 1.
i owe you $10.
apollo88.at.gmail.com and i'll stump it over.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:27:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:20:52 (#)
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I bet it is off his site in a month, he will never admit that a letter from a lawyer made him take it down, he will just say his site is there to share his art not entertain us sheeple. ""
a month?
i'm thinking a week.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:24:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:20:30 (#)
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Well, put up or shut up seemed to be the order of the day here and by MOST measures, ETS did in fact put up:
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Give it time.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:21:34 EDT (#)
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Loki, you're stupid, ignorant, ugly as hell, presumptuous and I just generally don't like you. I'm a very friendly person, it takes a LOT for me not to like someone. I have a mild dislike for Jack but other than that I actually do not like on Uber. In fact you're the only person on the whole inter....you know what I'm struggling to think of anybody I have any sort of contact with that I really think is a waste of life apart from you. And that includes some right bastards. Reflect on that.
Caul, you will always be French to me.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:20:52 EDT (#)
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I bet it is off his site in a month, he will never admit that a letter from a lawyer made him take it down, he will just say his site is there to share his art not entertain us sheeple.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:20:30 EDT (#)
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1. ETS posts a link to a site on the internet hosting at least one of the images in question, AVAILABLE IN PUBLIC DOMAIN.
2. ETS posts a link to a site on some intRAnet, or he posts a link to a site hosting SIMILAR images, or some other sort of malarky concerning what he is *actually* posting and *where*, ensues.
3. ETS doesn't post shit and Apollo gets mad cred.
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Well, put up or shut up seemed to be the order of the day here and by MOST measures, ETS did in fact put up:
- 'www.electrictoothsyndrome.com' IS within a public domain.
- The images on the hahahahahahahahaha page are in fact DERIVATIVE though not unaltered. This would have been a MUCH cleaner win if ETS would have spared us his cutesy remarks on the sides.
- The website is a functioning page within the ETS domain, complete with a viewable source code.
I mean ... looks to me like a notch on ETS' belt.
Disagreements on the grounds listed above??
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:18:24 EDT (#)
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In other news, W has admitted that the US has been hiding people in secret CIA prisons. What a shock. Oh I'm sure they've been treated well all this time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:17:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:12:45 (#)
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Ah classic Caul comeback, throwing out 4th grade insults while claiming that the other person is throwing out 4th grade insults."""
Where did I say that?!
It's kinda argue with someone who can't even read his own 1st language.
I'm waiting for your next blog entry.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah classic Caul comeback, throwing out 4th grade insults while claiming that the other person is throwing out 4th grade insults. How clever, gosh who would have seen that coming. Now run tell the teacher that the mean kids are picking on you again you simpering little shit.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm surprised anyone bet on 3, if you've been on this site for any length of time you should know that ETS ACTUALLY BELEIVES HE IS RIGHT. About EVERYTHING.
I reckon he'll get away with it and then go on about it for ages and ages, cos with his site attracting about 5 hits a day I don't reckon growing family will think it worth taking him to court or getting a courst order I don't know how it works in the usa).
He's either going to get away with it, and go on abut it in his usual manner.
Or he'll get taken to court, fight it to the extent of his rather limited finances, lose, then blame it on the system or the lawyers or whatever, and go on about it in his usual manner anyway.
There is no possible outcome (excluding a lobotomy) where he will admit he was wrong.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:39:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/hahahahahahaha.htm
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The "reviews" are a nice touch
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:08:03 EDT (#)
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You epitomize why the french are viewed with such disdain. Congratulations on being a stereotype of yourself."""
I'm about as french as you are British. And I didn't know trolling on the Internet was a stereotype about the french.
Racist.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:59:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:39:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/hahahahahahaha.htm
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Once again ETS proves he has no balls. """
yup.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:03:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Let it drop? I would be more than happy to completely ignore the useless little shit, but he keeps spamming my posts with his precious insights that have no basis in reality except perhaps the secret reality in Caul's sophomoric little mind. He's like that yappy neighbor's dog that you ignore most of the time but every now and then when you're out in the back yard watering the garden you get sick of it standing by the fence yapping incessantly so you squirt it with the hose.
He's also classic dish it out but can't take it in a way that I've despised since kindergarten. Let's see it's not fair for the evil big kids of uber to make fun of him for sucking some guy's dick and then claiming that this doesn't make him ghey because that was him reaching out and sharing an intimate little detail into the life of Caul, BUT it is fair for him to constantly call me bizarre nonsensical names like fat when clearly I am not fat, dyke when here again clearly I am not a dyke and let's for forget how he refuses to get off the fact that I am being treated for ADD. He's like this all over here. He goes after anyone else like jpeg who admitted that had had depression or OCD or whatever it was I can't remember now and that's fine but a few snipes at his dick sucking and he runs off crying to momma about how the big kids are mean.
Caul, I've got to tell you that you have issues kiddo. Maybe I do have ADD, but a couple of little pills a day is all it takes to control. Whatever is wrong with you is far beyond a few pills to control your dopamine production. I normally don't see the real benefits of psychology, but you seriously need some time on the couch.
Let's start with your issues with other people's age and/or weight. What is that about? Why do you care what anyone other than yourself weighs? What difference could it possibly make to you? As for the age thing, I hate to tell you this but out here in the big grown up world 38 is not that old. I wouldn't have even considered 38 that old when I was your age. Time marches relentlessly forward little boy. One day, if you are lucky and the rest of us are unlucky, you're going to wake up and realize that you're 38. How are you going to deal with that? Are you going to end it all because you're life has no more meaning. Oh dear god I forgot who I'm talking to, when you turn 38 then 38 will be young and vital because you are such a hypocritical little shit that nothing, not even the laws of physics actually applies to you.
You epitomize why the french are viewed with such disdain. Congratulations on being a stereotype of yourself.
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I read that and all I could think of is "wow, this fat dyke cares a lot".
Do you think I give a shit about your ridiculous face and your nasty complexion or your fucked up brain?
It's obvious to anyone with half a brain that I'll use anything to get the worse out of people. In your case, it is not a very pretty picture, my racist homophobic little friend.
I did try to make an effort and be nice with you but reading your backward comments on just about everything makes me gag.
Keep blogging, chéri.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:39:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/hahahahahahaha.htm
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Once again ETS proves he has no balls.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:59:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:09:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Jesus. Now they're going to harass you AND pursue the original by Eric D. Rice, just to be dickheads. Couldn't we just leave well enough alone? You KNOW someone is going to send them an email linking to ETS' page. ""'
Nah! No way has ETS pissed anyone off enough on this site to link that to customerprivacy.at.growingfamily.org
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:39:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/hahahahahahaha.htm
INTERESTING!!
Does this fall as number 2?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice thread
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I say that falls somewhat under #2.
He has that BS proviso language on top.
Fuck all, do it like we did it, cockface.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I cant fucking wait until FA moves in with him and straightens him the fuck out
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How long are you guys going to string this out?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Jesus. Now they're going to harass you AND pursue the original by Eric D. Rice, just to be dickheads. Couldn't we just leave well enough alone? You KNOW someone is going to send them an email linking to ETS' page.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/hahahahahahaha.htm
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:25:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just so everyone knows...
I'll be doing a post on all of my faults tomorrow beacuse ETS says I'm blind to mine and he says he acknowlodges his.
I've dared him to do the same.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-06 11:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-06 11:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can run circles around that old fucker, Wilford Brimley.
As long as I'm driving a golf cart.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 11:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:57:43 (#)
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Please leave Wilford Brimley out of this, his dia-bit-is is acting up
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"Call Liberty Medical, today."
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bi-polar
damnit I knew it was something
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please leave Wilford Brimley out of this, his dia-bit-is is acting up
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would you homos mind leaving me out of this, please?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:50:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
STILL WANNA TALK SHIT???
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You talking to me?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
method get your greasy kebab eating face off my post.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84317
that's WAHT YOU LOOK LIKE SPOOK YOU MAKE ALAIN LOOK LIKE ARNIE.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, Loki?
It's uh, bi-polar, dear.
Please don't kill me.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
have to comment on this loki/caul back and forth...and back..and forth...and back...and...
Please don't let this feud die. Its is hilarious.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STILL WANNA TALK SHIT???
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For a second there I thought you were being serious.
I almost popped a chubby.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, do you wanna go first or should I?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I THINK THIS GUY WANTS TO FIGHT YOU TOO
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11094
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
INTERNET NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVENT HAD A GOOD ONE OF THOSE IN A WHILE!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm your huckleberry
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method ... you wanna talk shit?
Just say so. I'll jump right into this head fucking first.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most annoying zit faced virgin dipshit homo on the planet
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My goodness, Loki!
Fitting how that review is #100.
Let's not forget how quickly those who pick fights are to cease their taunts, once they feel ignored. Seems like your itemization here of his character flaws is feeding the fire.
But hey. I'm a lowly no0b what do I know.
=o)
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bunch of drunk run on sentences as usual.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let it drop? I would be more than happy to completely ignore the useless little shit, but he keeps spamming my posts with his precious insights that have no basis in reality except perhaps the secret reality in Caul's sophomoric little mind. He's like that yappy neighbor's dog that you ignore most of the time but every now and then when you're out in the back yard watering the garden you get sick of it standing by the fence yapping incessantly so you squirt it with the hose.
He's also classic dish it out but can't take it in a way that I've despised since kindergarten. Let's see it's not fair for the evil big kids of uber to make fun of him for sucking some guy's dick and then claiming that this doesn't make him ghey because that was him reaching out and sharing an intimate little detail into the life of Caul, BUT it is fair for him to constantly call me bizarre nonsensical names like fat when clearly I am not fat, dyke when here again clearly I am not a dyke and let's for forget how he refuses to get off the fact that I am being treated for ADD. He's like this all over here. He goes after anyone else like jpeg who admitted that had had depression or OCD or whatever it was I can't remember now and that's fine but a few snipes at his dick sucking and he runs off crying to momma about how the big kids are mean.
Caul, I've got to tell you that you have issues kiddo. Maybe I do have ADD, but a couple of little pills a day is all it takes to control. Whatever is wrong with you is far beyond a few pills to control your dopamine production. I normally don't see the real benefits of psychology, but you seriously need some time on the couch.
Let's start with your issues with other people's age and/or weight. What is that about? Why do you care what anyone other than yourself weighs? What difference could it possibly make to you? As for the age thing, I hate to tell you this but out here in the big grown up world 38 is not that old. I wouldn't have even considered 38 that old when I was your age. Time marches relentlessly forward little boy. One day, if you are lucky and the rest of us are unlucky, you're going to wake up and realize that you're 38. How are you going to deal with that? Are you going to end it all because you're life has no more meaning. Oh dear god I forgot who I'm talking to, when you turn 38 then 38 will be young and vital because you are such a hypocritical little shit that nothing, not even the laws of physics actually applies to you.
You epitomize why the french are viewed with such disdain. Congratulations on being a stereotype of yourself.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
>stands up<
>applauds<
WOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-06 06:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I just got a rod.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-06 04:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:57:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:51:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
It was before my time here and I really can't be arsed to go back and find it, but who did Eric Rice rape? ""
lojope.
pass it on.
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hahahhahaha
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-09-06 03:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No gambling for me, but I'm making my own option:
4. ETS explains why he's posting it, making it a news report on an existing issue that makes any copyright lawsuit against him almost impossible to win. Also, no one at GrowingFamily.com will ever see ETS's website or care about the 3 hits generated from it.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-09-06 01:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some people's obsessions with ETS are getting kind of scary...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-06 01:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-06 01:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how did apollo and i slug each other?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-06 00:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although it is rather amusing to watch Caulaincourt and Apollo88 (verbally) slug each other in the face, it would seem that the original purpose of the post has fizzeled out. Bob Dole is saddened.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-09-06 00:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're as cold as ice!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-09-05 23:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll put my $ there for smarts
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 23:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 23:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:56:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh look the little attention whore has shown up begging for people to notice him
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says the net-addicted cunt who has 900 posts about her boring shit life.
and i don't need to beg for you attention since you do a good job mentionning me in your reviews and posts already, such as in this case, you stupid fucking pothead.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 23:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:51:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
and yet you will use 'jeff laben'?
interesting.
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i don't recall having used that. and if i did, i wouldn't had his location at the end of the sentence.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 23:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rubbish
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-05 23:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOTHING is older than Shlongy.
Oh wait. . . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:56:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh look the little attention whore has shown up begging for people to notice him
maybe we should get him a crate so when he acts up we can stick him in it until he learns to behave
We'd have to keep him by himself though, he might try to suck off the other dogs.
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You know, if both of you would just let it drop, it would go away. Oh, I'm sorry,
apparently you are both so scared of losing that you don't realize what losers you
actually are. . . stfu.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:51:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
It was before my time here and I really can't be arsed to go back and find it, but who did Eric Rice rape? ""
lojope.
pass it on.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:51:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
It was before my time here and I really can't be arsed to go back and find it, but who did Eric Rice rape?
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He raped you, girly. Were you passed out AGAIN???
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh look the little attention whore has shown up begging for people to notice him
maybe we should get him a crate so when he acts up we can stick him in it until he learns to behave
We'd have to keep him by himself though, he might try to suck off the other dogs.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was before my time here and I really can't be arsed to go back and find it, but who did Eric Rice rape?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and yet you will use 'jeff laben'?
interesting.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as much as i disliked eric rape or jay michael fat fuck or whoever i had arguments with, there is difference between being a dick on the internet and harming someone's privacy.
it's my opinion.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah but is funny about eric t rapist
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can use alain, or laflamme, or even alain laflamme. i do have a laughable name after all.
but you don't have to say alain laflamme of mtl, or eric d. rice of WV or...you get the point.
that i think is cheap.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 22:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:12:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:07:36 (#)
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will you sue?
or will the french canadian CS* get me?
*Cheese Service.
(I know that was lame)
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I'm just asking. You can be a dick about it, it's up to you. ""
sorry mate, i won;t do it again if it properly annoys you.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:30:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
don't apologise to me Jason.
Apologise to Darwin.
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hahaha
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that was the point, pépère.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:14:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
90% of the people!? :-O
Internet strangers dislike me!! :°(
Bubba, if I cared about this place for anything else than trolling and being a dick, I'd take offence but your reply actually makes me smile. Especially the backalley metaphor (is it okay if I modify it and prefer having my anus bleeding? mmmmm).
Good one, grand-père.
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A bleeding anus is a sign of buttsecks, mon petit. :-D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
90% of the people!? :-O
Internet strangers dislike me!! :°(
Bubba, if I cared about this place for anything else than trolling and being a dick, I'd take offence but your reply actually makes me smile. Especially the backalley metaphor (is it okay if I modify it and prefer having my anus bleeding? mmmmm).
Good one, grand-père.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh.
fucking.
snap.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-05 21:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:36:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:27:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Re, you never said what, Caul?
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If you purposely interpret it like a retard, of course you'll take it to the 1st degree.
Now I have something to ask you. Will you ever get off my balls? I'm asking because you're like this little rat always running around my ankles to tell me something like : "are you sure Caul?" "blah blee bloh Caul?" "Hey Caul, I'm here! Look at me".
Seriously. You're irritating. I told the same to JohnnyX.
Now fuck off you little morpion.
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I'm irritating? 90% of everyone on this site considers you to be an asshole
of fantastic proportions.
I'm irritating? If you think so, you ain't seen nothing yet. You are a pretentious, slanderous,
sociopathic fool with delusions of grandeur. If I were a rat around your ankles, you can bet
your skinny little Canadian ass I would bite them.
You need a course in dealing with people, and those lessons are best learned in an alley,
taught by six big straight men who would leave your big mouth bleeding and your miniscule
brain hemorrhaging onto the pavement.
You consider yourself the master of the argumentative comeback, but your worthless drivel
is more boring than hearing about your sordid sexual escapades. You tend to hide behind your
youth, as though it makes you invincible and sacrosanct. You are, without a doubt, the most
worthless responder on the site. Shlongy and Loki cound cut their IQs by 99% and still be
smarter than you pretend to be.
You are a sad imitation of a human, and someday you will piss someone off, and I hope I am there to see it.
I'm done.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I pay $1 and all I get is Apollo's ante?
Meh. You are ALL disappointments.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you cunt. you just couldnt deal with me getting #1 heated for the first time in ages, so you just had to post about ets.
fuck you.
re the post: HAHAHAHHA. perfect.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"He asked me to take everything out of my pants pockets and put it on the bed. I noticed he had a gun on his hip."
If I wouldn't have read that then I would agree, but come on. Maybe I just have a problem with authority but I don't take orders from someone in my own house.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:45:42 EDT (#)
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we can say 'un obèse'? can you use 'obese' as a noun in English?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:44:34 EDT (#)
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besides, interpret it all you like. it's still a fact for the majority of (young) women.
of course, we can't really expect some limp-dicked old fart like you to relate. nor can we ask some lonely loser who lives with cat like jack to understand. or some morbidly obese with a mental condition and no other friends outside the Internet like jaycochon. neither can you expect some bitter backward southerner who had to settle with the most flimsy man in history to understand anything about sex.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:36:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:27:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Re, you never said what, Caul?
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If you purposely interpret it like a retard, of course you'll take it to the 1st degree.
Now I have something to ask you. Will you ever get off my balls? I'm asking because you're like this little rat always running around my ankles to tell me something like : "are you sure Caul?" "blah blee bloh Caul?" "Hey Caul, I'm here! Look at me".
Seriously. You're irritating. I told the same to JohnnyX.
Now fuck off you little morpion.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-05 20:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:07:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
and jack, i never said that. it was interpreted that way because
you and loki are stellar retards.
*****
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-29 22:13:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-29 21:58:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Other things you don't want to say in a shower.
"Hi, I'm Caul. Did you know I enjoyed sucking dick when I was younger?"
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retaliation is awesome! +2 for that!
pussy.
p.s. saying this to chick turns them on, tard
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Re, you never said what, Caul?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92670#2129862
He won't do it.
And he won't post all of his anti Bush rants.
And even in the extremely unlikely event of him posting them, they will be down in a month, probably with some excuse that doesn't mention him being full of shit.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what's a "jtlch" ???
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:50:17 EDT (#)
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i used to have no opinion on ets, but i gather he is a self-styled freedom fighter
if so, how then can he turn up his nose at the jtlch????????
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:12:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:07:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
will you sue?
or will the french canadian CS* get me?
*Cheese Service.
(I know that was lame)
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I'm just asking. You can be a dick about it, it's up to you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Astounding fuckery on Uber today!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and jack, i never said that. it was interpreted that way because you and loki are stellar retards.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:07:36 EDT (#)
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will you sue?
or will the french canadian CS* get me?
*Cheese Service.
(I know that was lame)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but +2 for Darwin comment and the post in general.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't use my name
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:03:53 EDT (#)
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yep - emailled it a couple of hours ago
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet on 'who gives a shit.'
$10
Was that an option?
No? Oh well.
This post was fucking funny though. Have you sent the document to him yet?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 19:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll mail you my paypal account not posting it here!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:59:50 EDT (#)
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i'll have $10 on number 2.
Everything is a malarky with ETS.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:47:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:46:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote #2, followed by backlash and THEN #1 for a short time.
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Wager?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote #2, followed by backlash and THEN #1 for a short time.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:45:35 EDT (#)
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~OathMeal Approved Post~
(for my later reference)
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:44:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:39:29 (#)
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UnderOathMeal, Bob Dole bets you $1 on #3.
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Alright, I'll take that.
And as a matter of fact, thank you Bob Dole. You just spawned a wonderful idea.
I'm taking ALL bets on what I proposed below. This is dead for real, people.
No odds being placed, no fucking BS. Details are:
- No bets exceed $10 per option (1, 2, or 3).
- You must place your bet by posting a review ON THIS POST.
- You will provide me with your VERIFIED PayPal payee e-mail address after posting your bet.
- All bets will be paid out within 48 hours of deciding event.
In the event the house sees a red number on all this, I'll take the hit. Why? I'm a gambler, and I think this shit is one ... safe ... bet.
Folks, roll the dice.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UnderOathMeal, Bob Dole bets you $1 on #3.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats a "blunt impact to the head" that even gallager could appreciate. Even if it's not a watermelon.
Bob Dole votes this post "Best STFU Post" of the year.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm +2ing this from class. so far we've logged into sql...
i can tell i'm going to have a productive year here.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. This really can only go one of three ways:
1. ETS posts a link to a site on the internet hosting at least one of the images in question, AVAILABLE IN PUBLIC DOMAIN.
2. ETS posts a link to a site on some intRAnet, or he posts a link to a site hosting SIMILAR images, or some other sort of malarky concerning what he is *actually* posting and *where*, ensues.
3. ETS doesn't post shit and Apollo gets mad cred.
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Either way, I'm getting some fucking popcorn and enjoying this shit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't apologise to me Jason.
Apologise to Darwin.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Apollo.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes! First the insults, and soon, the threatened death!
BRING IT ON WHACKJOB! I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN WEEKS!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:58:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:06:13 (#)
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I CALLED DIBS ON THE ERIC D RICE MONIKER, GODDAMMIT, GET YOUR OWN, LIKE JEFF LABEN OR THAT JIMTHEFIEND GUYS NAME
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I, Jason Michael Greening of Denver, Colorado, do hereby declare that I am not only gay and morbidly obese, but I love teh gay butt sex and cheetohs™ very much. What I meant to say is I love gay bett sex WITH cheetohs™, but only insofar as that does not impenge upon cheetohs'™market value.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahahaha
mmmmm nothing like a gay manz to turn a straight woman on...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:53:48 EDT (#)
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I happen to know that Crystle is turned on if you strut around and tweak your man nips in front of her
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:48:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:45:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
'Pullo - I know you want me to want you, but claiming that I like dead naked menz won't make me want you.
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Tell her you like sucking dick, man. That'll get her hot.
At least that's what Caulaincourt says. """
ahahahaha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
'Pullo - I know you want me to want you, but claiming that I like dead naked menz won't make me want you.
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Tell her you like sucking dick, man. That'll get her hot.
At least that's what Caulaincourt says.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:06:13 (#)
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I CALLED DIBS ON THE ERIC D RICE MONIKER, GODDAMMIT, GET YOUR OWN, LIKE JEFF LABEN OR THAT JIMTHEFIEND GUYS NAME
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I CALLED JIM THE FIEND
WHAT ARE WE ALL YELLING ABOUT?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Testify, brother.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and another thing - dead and startled are different.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:23:11 EDT (#)
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Nice
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
'Pullo - I know you want me to want you, but claiming that I like dead naked menz won't make me want you.
wait - you dead? Hmmmmm ""'
curses! i thought fo sho that would work.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+3 for being fuckin awesome.
-1 for stealing Eric D Rice.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Pullo - I know you want me to want you, but claiming that I like dead naked menz won't make me want you.
wait - you dead? Hmmmmm
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those I got!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:07:45 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:06:13 (#)
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I CALLED DIBS ON THE ERIC D RICE MONIKER, GODDAMMIT, GET YOUR OWN, LIKE JEFF LABEN OR THAT JIMTHEFIEND GUYS NAME ""
okay
i, alain la flamme of montreal, will send those pics.
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I, Jonathan Senter of various islands that I own, will represent Mr. Linzy's case if he is taken to court.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:15:06 EDT (#)
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she only likes dead ones forensicguuurl.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Live?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:13:16 EDT (#)
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Would you like a naked manz Crystle?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:12:25 EDT (#)
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Eric D. Rice: I babble to babble.
obviously
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:07:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:06:13 (#)
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I CALLED DIBS ON THE ERIC D RICE MONIKER, GODDAMMIT, GET YOUR OWN, LIKE JEFF LABEN OR THAT JIMTHEFIEND GUYS NAME ""
okay
i, alain la flamme of montreal, will send those pics.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I CALLED DIBS ON THE ERIC D RICE MONIKER, GODDAMMIT, GET YOUR OWN, LIKE JEFF LABEN OR THAT JIMTHEFIEND GUYS NAME
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant on ETS.
Good man ETS, leave a link to your site here.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:04:36 EDT (#)
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If a picture is posted on the internet and no one loads the webpage to see it, is it really posted?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:04:24 EDT (#)
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I keep waiting for someone to register the domain name ericdriceofwestvirginia.com to sell political pamphlets or cheese and then sue everyone who's using the name in violation of... something or other.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:03:59 EDT (#)
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I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, vow to post said material in the name of free speech.
electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-09-05 17:03:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:55:56 EDT (#)
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:'(
:l
>:-(
>:0
Yargh
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:54:09 EDT (#)
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i thought it would be a picutre of a gauntlet crushing Bart.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:51:51 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is that bimbo crystle babbling about?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:51:36 EDT (#)
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I like you, Guinea Pig man.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92676
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
n00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000b
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yah ECD!
Or EriC D. Rice...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:47:24 EDT (#)
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Goddamn you I was just polishing a post just like this.
He should also have to add a blurb about how he'd like to see Bush dead.
He must leave it up until he is forced to take it down.
In return I will +2 all of his posts and argue his side on all of them.
And I will -2 Spam all who -2 him until I run out of accounts.
Damn you apollo, damn you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:46:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:45:31 EDT (#)
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Wow, your name is Eric D. Rice of West Virginia too?
What are the odds?