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Last Call For Alcohol(ics). (1370 hits)

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Submitted by Davros (View user info) at 2006-09-06 07:07:11 EDT


The London Ubercon Weekender is almost upon us, so for the benefit of those of you that missed out on the initial post and the excitement that surrounded it, here is a timely reminder.

If you happen to find yourself in London this weekend, Friday 8th and Saturday 9th, come and join us for beers and laughs.

Friday night we will be visiting "The English Maid" on Albert Embankment, a boat moored on the south of the river between Vauxhall and Lambeth bridges, directly opposite the "Riverbank Park Plaza" Hotel, from around 6pm. We may be moving along but this will be the meeting point.

MAP : http://tinyurl.com/rujzt


Saturday at 1pm we shall be meeting at Speakers Corner, Hyde Park (Marble Arch Tube Station), for an afternoon and probably evening of al fresco drinking. Bring along your coolers, picnics and anything else you feel you might need.


For those of you that haven't previously attended one of our frequent gatherings, I can assure you that we are all pretty decent people, (except Butters, she is evil), who enjoy a quiet beer or eight. We will welcome all newcomers with open arms and cries of "Fresh Meat".

If you are interested turn up, or mail me at dave.groves.at.gmail.com.

Or alternatively call me 07946 323844. (I am probably going to regret putting my number here).

Come and join us for a celebration of the British summer and beer, not actually in that order.

-Dave


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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-09 19:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have returned.

Amd OH am I in a baaad way.


bed

i think...

I am so scaredc of Dave's photos.

er....i think i am a little drunk.

*burp*


Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-09 11:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We're back from France.Literally just got in the door and racing to get a cup of tea.

I guess you lot are all in the park as I speak. Will be there in a couple of hours!

WOOO.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone remember the ORIGINAL Dr. Feelgood?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtBcy2KuAVI

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i am not FROM heswall.

i lived in heswall for a while i am FROM liverpool.

it's much nicer.



Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-08 11:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahahaha. Bless him it's not his fault, he's from Heswall. They're best suited for kicking off in bars and nicking mobile phones. It's a cultural thing.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-08 06:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's why we don't invite Jamie to these things. You'd have to keep stopping the conversation and explaining things to him.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-08 06:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:20:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

it's alcohol(ics)! as in alcohol/holics!!!!!

jesus.

since this was posted i've been trying to figure out what the acronym was ics!!!!

apollo IS STOOOOPID.

--------

HeHe

-Dave

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

it's alcohol(ics)! as in alcohol/holics!!!!!

jesus.

since this was posted i've been trying to figure out what the acronym was ics!!!!

apollo IS STOOOOPID.




Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:39:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 05:22:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Is this your alter???

---------------

If that is addressed to me Jonny I can most definately say NO.

-Dave

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 05:22:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Is this your alter???


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A visit from The King of THe Hobos eh Clicky-San? I predict a host of seagulls circling your house.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:57:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

awesomeness.

--------------

You won't think that after I have spent a week crashing on your couch.

-Dave

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesomeness.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You know I can't ignore you for long phuzzy.

I find out next month when I get my holidays, so be prepared for mail.

-Dave

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey don't ignore me you nancy or i'll love you so hard you'll scram out canderel.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:56:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

This wouldnt be taking place in London, Ontario, Canada would it??????
Because I could make it for that. And I could bring Steve_says!

----------

Just hop a flight.

I understand it is cheap to fly cargo.

-Dave

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This wouldnt be taking place in London, Ontario, Canada would it??????
Because I could make it for that. And I could bring Steve_says!

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 05:00:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

You are just bitter that I took you out of the email list.

Admit it.

-Dave
-----

Stuff you clown. :(


I feel ganged up upon.

Is it becasue I is clicky?

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I come from Liverpool. Am I allowed to come to Manchester? Will they kill me with sticks?

Dave and I (read: I mentioned it briefly to Dave) were bandying the idea of a mini con to Camra beer and cider festival in April. Shaz and I will dust off our membership and drink mead, eat steak pasties and watch morris dancers in a field until they make us leave. It'll be awesome.

It's in Reading though. Daaahn saaaf once again.

You get a shiny and nutritious souvenier glass....

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:16:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Manc Slappers.

Fantastic.

-Dave

===========

Especially when they take da teefs. *weeps*

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Manc Slappers.

Fantastic.

-Dave

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:03:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

I am game for a Northern Ubercon, it has many advantages, primarily the beer not costing five quid a pint.

-Dave

===========

Manchester Ubercon, there's a bar there called 'Fridays' that's pound a pint for Smiths and Fosters all fuckin' day, all the fuckin' time. Full of old men and Manc slappers.

Awesome.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We should probably, at some point, find out who all the Brit users are and where they hail from so these ubercons are a bit more spaced out geographically.

Although London works out better for me, I don't mind travelling in aide of meeting the northern contingent. Being of northern descent but southern based, I can interpret between opposing parties.

For a fee, you realise.

The welsh aren't invited though.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am game for a Northern Ubercon, it has many advantages, primarily the beer not costing five quid a pint.

-Dave

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:34:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I could be there.

I have given Jake specific instructions to distribute hugs for me. And he better use two arms- none of that back slapping nonsense.

============================

Jake uses more than arms, if you know what I mean...

I'd be there, but I am poor and a student :( A grubby Northern Ubercon is a much better idea.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:07:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

I've got a terrible feeling of impending doom.
===

Berty fears social interaction. It's part of being physically disabled.

We'll look after you mate. You protect me from trains and I'll protect you from potential social discomfort by being 'that guy' (girl) so you can all laugh merrily at what a dick I am. It'll be the unifying factor.

See how selfless I am? SELFLESS!

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why would that be Bertram?

-Dave

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've got a terrible feeling of impending doom.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 05:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are just bitter that I took you out of the email list.

Admit it.

-Dave

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, that's not true and I'm just bitter and miss you guys.

Sad sad face,

Andy.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're all going to have a horrible time.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:23:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:13:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd do a northern uber con, and yes jake i'd get the bus you cheeky shit. I've been to liverpool about 9 times this year and what with being shafted for rent as south dwellers are, i can't afford it otherwise. Commence piss taking. Bastards. Weep.
---
So you go up to Liverpool to loot to pay your rent?
---

Nothing like a good bit of Christmas robbin'

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-06 21:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:49:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

Shame on you, Semisonic indeed.

Leonard Cohen is where it is at.

-----

+2.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 for the Underground

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He doesn't quite care for them, actually.

He's more addicted to Taco Bell.


That bastard.
Ruined my homelife with that crap.
Literally.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I could be there.

I have given Jake specific instructions to distribute hugs for me. And he better use two arms- none of that back slapping nonsense.

Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have a great time!!


Hugs.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, what peon said.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I really wanted to go :-(


Oh well, have fun for me....


And be sure to get some good boob shots for me

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:13:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd do a northern uber con, and yes jake i'd get the bus you cheeky shit. I've been to liverpool about 9 times this year and what with being shafted for rent as south dwellers are, i can't afford it otherwise. Commence piss taking. Bastards. Weep.
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So you go up to Liverpool to loot to pay your rent?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

How does he feel about triple-cheeseburgers and extra large fries?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ya know, I use that steel map card you sent as a bookmark. Quite handy.

However, I let my Dad use it when they were in London, and he said it made no sense whatsoever.



Maybe it's just him, though. He hates maps.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd do a northern uber con, and yes jake i'd get the bus you cheeky shit. I've been to liverpool about 9 times this year and what with being shafted for rent as south dwellers are, i can't afford it otherwise. Commence piss taking. Bastards. Weep.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I dodn't think they had Christmas in Liverpool.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 11:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:32:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:28:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

Any chnace of a Northern UberCon? :o)
---
I support this hypothesis. Manchester or Newcastle.


Butters - you can get the bus. ha. ""'


Liverpool at Christmas.

The litter is lovely.



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want an Ubercon ME ME ME!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-06 10:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should see if Eddie and The Hot Rods are gigging anywhere to cap off your weekend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec0UySrXPuo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrtwmyVMfOM

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:28:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

Any chnace of a Northern UberCon? :o)
---
I support this hypothesis. Manchester or Newcastle.


Butters - you can get the bus. ha.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i hope you all get cancer and die.

except TTOM as he has proven that he is more badass than cancer.



Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Any chnace of a Northern UberCon? :o)

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:23:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 08:30:12 (#)
Ranking: 1

British summer? I'm a fan of.

British beer? Not so much.
---
Sir, you have had too much of one or the other. How else can we explain your ramblings?

=====

*blushes*

You're so kind.

But yet ... so callous. It's endearing.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 08:30:12 (#)
Ranking: 1

British summer? I'm a fan of.

British beer? Not so much.
---
Sir, you have had too much of one or the other. How else can we explain your ramblings?

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck I'd totally make this if I wasn't away. True story

Have fun

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A splendid time is guaranteed for all!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-06 08:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 08:30:12 (#)
Ranking: 1

British summer? I'm a fan of.

British beer? Not so much.

Have fun.
-----------
... Eh?

Did you get that the wrong way round?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 08:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

British summer? I'm a fan of.

British beer? Not so much.

Have fun.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-06 08:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am driving now, Ash is aware that we will not be picking up any chicks on the way.

I should, however, ask him to bring some manner of cooler.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-06 08:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have fun.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-06 08:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty have you spoken to Ash about the lift?

I was considering making a 'woot' banner or similar so latecomers can find where we're camped out, but I can't be arsed.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hear Davros has an outfit he would just *love* to see you in Berty. Remember to use plenty of talc to avoid chaffing and guard your eyes.


The one last call for alcohol line is why I thought of that song. They've broken up you know? It's a good thing.



Dave is definitely Old Bailey.


I don't want to be Mayhew. Though I do have the slightly bewildered expression.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If Jake and Dave insist on competing with one another through the medium of song there will be murder. Violent, bloody, murder.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Sigh* I know when I'm beaten. Of course I don't really know when I'm winning either but who's counting.

Alright then Red, I shall don the costume if you bring it but only inside the hotel for a photo oppurtunity.

Incidently parking is £5 per night.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OOH OOH! Can I be The Angel Islington?!

Sharon can be Door, she's short.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shame on you, Semisonic indeed.

Leonard Cohen is where it is at.


Ah we're drinking and we're dancing
and the band is really happening
and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high
And my very sweet companion
she's the Angel of Compassion
she's rubbing half the world against her thigh
And every drinker every dancer
lifts a happy face to thank her
the fiddler fiddles something so sublime
all the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME

Ah we're lonely, we're romantic
and the cider's laced with acid
and the Holy Spirit's crying, "Where's the beef?"
And the moon is swimming naked
and the summer night is fragrant
with a mighty expectation of relief
So we struggle and we stagger
down the snakes and up the ladder
to the tower where the blessed hours chime
and I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
but CLOSING TIME

I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
CLOSING TIME

I loved you for your beauty
but that doesn't make a fool of me:
you were in it for your beauty too
and I loved you for your body
there's a voice that sounds like God to me
declaring, declaring, declaring that your body's really you
And I loved you when our love was blessed
and I love you now there's nothing left
but sorrow and a sense of overtime
and I missed you since the place got wrecked
And I just don't care what happens next
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME

Yeah I missed you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME

Yeah we're drinking and we're dancing
but there's nothing really happening
and the place is dead as Heaven on a Saturday night
And my very close companion
gets me fumbling gets me laughing
she's a hundred but she's wearing
something tight
and I lift my glass to the Awful Truth
which you can't reveal to the Ears of Youth
except to say it isn't worth a dime
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME

The whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME

Oh the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
It's CLOSING TIME
And it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops
It's CLOSING TIME
I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
It's CLOSING TIME
The Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
But CLOSING TIME
I loved you when our love was blessed
I love you now there's nothing left
But CLOSING TIME
I miss you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex.


-Dave

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Incidentally - I am going to insist on Davros guiding me everwhere. What is the point in having a real life character from Neverwhere wandering around if you don't get full usage out of him? Feed him a pigeon and he will lead you to the secret places of London. Berty is going to dress like the Marquis de Carabas.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Closing time - open all the doors and let you out into the world
Closing time - turn the lights on over every boy and every girl.
Closing time - one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time - you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...

Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time - this room won't be open 'til your brothers or you sisters come.
So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits - I hope you have found a
friend.
Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

Yeah, I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...

Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from...

I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...

Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end...

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If Dave does sit in Berty's wheelchair he will indeed be Emperor of the Daleks.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:24:46 (#)
Ranking: 2


Dave is the King of all Hoboland. They flock to him like seagulls to stuff seagulls eat. Seriously. I've witnessed it.

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Sadly this is true.

-Dave

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I will find a way.


If you do get a bus - do you have to be sodomised by a hobo or is that an optional extra? I realise if I travelled with Davros it would not be feasible to opt out.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You can all stick your buses up your arses. What do you think i am? A student??!


Though i am marginally astonished by the low prices.


I have another car - but it is not really aimed at this kind of journey. i.e. I will arrive deaf.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Megabus mate, check the link I just emailed you. Not much choice on times though I'm afraid, but north to south tends to be early.

Dave is the King of all Hoboland. They flock to him like seagulls to stuff seagulls eat. Seriously. I've witnessed it.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am desperately trying to sort out my transport as my car asplodinated. I am hoping that the mechanic will have repaired it by Friday lunchtime - which will allow me to leisurely drive the 300 miles in rush hour traffic to meet up with everyone on Friday night. I will then likely unleash a storm of disgust at the Southerners who do not let me out at junctions and the like.

I will keep you all informed.

p.s. Davros does not look like a hobo - and I will not have this ludicrous rumour spread any further Butters!

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DAMMIT! I was convinced I'd get the first rating on this one.

>sets up tent<

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For those of you that haven't previously attended one of our frequent gatherings, I can assure you that we are all pretty decent people, (except Butters, she is evil),
--

OI!

You're going to pay for that you bastard. PAY GOOD!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-06 07:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*seeths with jealously*


Smithers:
Next. There's a problem with the reactor -- what do you do?

Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!!

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