Stop picking it you’ll make it worse (1117 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.52 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2006-09-06 12:46:15 EDT
Why do people get into debt and then complain about it? To me that's like getting on a bus, smashing your face repeatedly against the bus drivers counter, simultaneously shooting your self in the left knee cap, stealing the bus and then arguing the toss with the policeman, the hospital and the bus driver that it was the rifle associations fault for making the gun available to you, the general publics fault for not having longer legs thus necessitating public transport and gods fault for giving you knee caps and a face.
OK, that's nothing like debt but I'll be damned if I didn't enjoy driving that bus.
Why even bother paying it back anyway? Just get in stupid amounts of debt, live like a king for your whole life and then leave it to your kids to sort out when you're gone, if they've got any common sense they'll just do the same until the hidden people controlling this planet are forced to admit that theres no such thing as money and they could just give every person in the world an MP3 player, a house and a really cool walkie-talkie but theyd rather watch cheap alcohol fuelled bum fights and by dammit so would I.
I like walkie-talkies, get over it.
I heard an advert on the radio yesterday about consolidating your debts and consequentially becoming debt free in 60 months. 60 months, woweeewait a minute. 60 months is shit! That's long enough to think- "what with all the shooting myself in the kneecap and face slamming bus thievery there's a good chance I'll be dead by then anyway"
Im not very well, sorry to change topic but Im full of phlegm, deal with it. Why does my body produce this gungey green fucking slime? What possible purpose does it serve? I have a cut on my arm too which keeps producing puss, now dont give me some homo-scientific explanation about how it drives out the infection because if that was true then that time I sliced that bout of acne out of my face with a potato peeler would have healed me.
Stop picking it youll make it worse, Fuck you, its my face and furthermore theres no bloody good reason its on my face in the first place. I looked up acne and theres no sensible explanation for it, acne is magic. I have extra special magic acne too, mine only pop inside my face and then swell to twice the size they were before I popped them.
I once tried lancing my magical acne. That only served to anger it further so I put aftershave on it as revenge, that was rubbish and a bit hurty.
Stop looking for a point to this post. There isnt one.
-Paul
User Reviews
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-09-11 04:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pipe down, you spotty little Hobbert.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-08 05:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rokcock or whatever. I said I didn't want homo-science you god damned noob.
This post didn't have a point. It was random, people just don't understand my art.
I drink too much beer, and eat too much McDonalds, that's why I get Acne. I've discovered munching vitamins is sorting me out.
Arrrggghhh science science science. Whatever happened to Ubersite?
Oh right, yeah. I left.
You all miss me right?
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and never squeeze them hard. Just let them be if you can.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh.
If you're interested, I have some words of wisdom from 15 years suffering with, and finally conquering, acne.
I've been experimenting for years with diet, creams, drugs etc, and the one thing that I've found to be the biggest factor in my case is: overeating.
I've never been fat, but have had the tendency to eat until I'm fit to burst at dinner time. I read on the web that people reckon that excess hormones which are not properly broken down by the liver are a big cause of acne, and I reckon that gorging on food may produce excess levels of insulin, which hang around in the blood and cause blockages in the subcutaneous tissue. So I've been experimenting with eating moderate portions.
I also strengthened my liver by generally eating healthier, cutting out sugar, drinking water, cutting down on alcohol (not completely of course), and taking the herb milk thistle. There's probably an element of growing out of it (I'm 31), but even now if I do have a bad weekend of eating and drinking a lot, it returns somewhat.
After years of having permanent boils and spots on my face I now have great skin. And it's fucking awesome!
I know this wasn't the point of your post, but I hope this can be of some help anyway. I know the agony of facial skin probs.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i can dig.
pus does nothing for the infection. It is actually infected fluid. your bodies attempting to fight off the infection, some of the after effects is pus.
yeah.
but it wasn't homo scientific.
personally, I would get rid of the pus, lance the wound from the side and drain it. Keep it clean and it should heal up nicely.
acne, trapped oil or other contagons (sp?) underneath the skin. usually comes with the onset of puberty as the body begins to produce oil and other such things.
the acne underneath your skin. NOT kosher. I had a buddy of mine who got it. It's not exactly acne, it's some sort of infection. When he was on ship, someone hit him in the face, popping it open, the pus (infected fluid reached everywhere on his face, leading to horrible facial scarring acne.
there was nothing he could do about it.
and that wasn't homo scientific either.
+1 okay post.
-2 using the term homo scientific. I take offense dear sir, I take offense.
Submitted by Refresh (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your doctor hibbert from simpsons. You should know what the hell pus and shit does.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A solid +1.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's like the olden days.
(I like walkie talkies too.)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:57:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU noob!
------------
Bugger... I was going to say that.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck are you?
-Dave
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-07 01:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-07 00:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pointless, perhaps, but to particular people, powerful...
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2006-09-06 22:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weeeeeeee!!!!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POCK HOBBERT
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-06 17:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-06 16:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-06 14:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and I don't have time in my busy day to come here either.
would you believe that I'm STILL at fucking work now.
Balls.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:06:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the first thing I've written in about half a year. Works firewall blocks Ubsersite cause they lick peoples anus' for sustenance. ""
who ubersite does?
ahahahahah WOLF HAS TO WORK AT WORK!!
Lolzers.
It's the same with Dervel - he had the WIFI cut off from his tractor so he is rarely here now.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fair enough
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Why do people get into debt and then complain about it?"
The question of the ages....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
strange but brief
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the first thing I've written in about half a year. Works firewall blocks Ubsersite cause they lick peoples anus' for sustenance.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you've been waiting ages to use that haven't you??!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU noob!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And this was a generous rating.