A song parody about ETS!!!1! (592 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.33 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-06 18:31:53 EDT
Look, I know ETS is a good guy. But as of late, his posts are either about 9/11 or his crotch, or how his crotch caused 9/11 or some shit. As I post this song parody, I compute a probability of 100% that ETS will block me on MSN Messenger.
It's a parody of "Vincent" by Don McLean.
Shitty, shitty post
Read your comments: "You are ghey."
Why'd you have to post today?
With eyes that know the depth of Goatse hole
Forget to take your pills?
Post your rants and have your fill
Catch the jizz and the -2s
In colors on the shitty Uberboard
Now I understand
The depth of your insanity
And why you jerk off to Sean Hannity
And why you sit down when you pee
They would not listen; they did not know how --
Shut up you fucking cow
Shitty, shitty post
Heated posts that brightly blaze
Conspiracy and gheyest AIDS
Reflect in Linzy's posts of utter poo
Apollo pwnt j00
Morning fields of menstrual pain
Posts so bad it's inhumane
Are soothed beneath Michael Jackson's loving hand.
Now I understand
The depths of your insanity
And why you jerk off to Sean Hannity
And why you sit down when you pee
They would not listen; they did not know how --
Shut up you fucking cow
It's clear that we all hate you
So have this -2
And when no reviews were left inside
On that twelve-hour worknight,
You gave out your pass as crazies often do --
But I could've told you, Linzy:
This site was never meant
For one as pitiful as you.
Shitty, shitty post
Even two-year-olds have bigger balls
Smearing feces on the walls
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget
You've just been raped by Boba Fett
The MVA guys in golden clothes
They all gave you a bloody nose
Lie crushed and broken like a Random Joe.
Now I think I know
The depths of your insanity
And why you jerk off to Sean Hannity
And why you sit down when you pee
They would not listen; they're not listening still --
Douchebag, we never will...
User Reviews
Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-09-13 22:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-07 04:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:35:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe I should cut my ear off...
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ETS, you never cease to amaze me! In the space of 2 hours, my opinion of you has grown exponentially. Keep taking those happy pills, this is a much better you.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe I should cut my ear off...
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-07 00:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
it's just...
it's just not necessary, and even if it was necessary it's not clever or funny
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wasn't actually talking to you Shlong, and I wouldn't dream of accusing you of not knowing something. But I'll humor you anyway.
And I was born in 1973, so you're right- I wouldn't be born until the NEXT year.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:03:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
I know the song, you stupid broad.
As far as making a parody post that more than 4 Uberites would be able to "hum along to", this would have come in at approximately 4,747,855,930 on the list of all time songs to use.
You weren't even alive when this song was an AM radio hit.
And neither was the poster.
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Be that as it may, notwithstanding, to wit , nevertheless, whereas, and so fucking what,
I can tell you without a doubt that I WAS ALIVE WHEN THAT SONG CAME OUT!!!!
I was in my mid-twenties. Where were you in '72, Shlongster?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know the song, you stupid broad.
As far as making a parody post that more than 4 Uberites would be able to "hum along to", this would have come in at approximately 4,747,855,930 on the list of all time songs to use.
You weren't even alive when this song was an AM radio hit.
And neither was the poster.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-06 20:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
First of all, "Vincent" is an amazing song, and is not that obscure. As far as I got humming along, you did a fairly decent job rhythym wise. The lyrics are way harsh, but this definitely deserves a higher rating, methinks.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 20:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Sorry.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-06 19:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don Mc who?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-06 19:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The main problem with this parody - and believe me, there's more than one - isn't the topic - ETS is a fucking retard - but you CAN'T pick some random fucking obscure song and expect anyone to be able to sing along to this...no matter if the lyrics are clever or not.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-06 19:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has been done again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again again and again
Like that jewel song. Enough already.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now all it needs is for Clay Aiken to sing it, and the gheyness is complete....
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-06 18:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I promised.