I loved her fist (518 hits)
Category: Politics -> AfghanistanRating: -1.6 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Defect (View user info) at 2006-09-06 22:25:15 EDT
The man was standing at the crowded bar.
He was tall, with age that shone through the lines on his face and the graying egdes of his hair - yet the warm, inviting look in his eyes was that of a pedophile. It was undeniable.
Amidst a swarm of drinking, laughing, talking people, the man stood dressed in his finest. Lost in the crowd of faces, oddly, he looked to be all alone, holding out his candy cane in his left hand, but no one was taking it-- they all had other plans.
Then his eyes caught my purty pink Bert and Ernie dress. I could feel his eyes running up and down my body.
And as he stood holding a cocktail he had been holding to numb his hand for a masturbation technique called a stranger, he stared into my deep 8 year old eyes and thought:
"I'll love her fist.
(add adult leading child into bathroom scene)
Look at the child standing standing there. Unknowing. Oblivious. Ignoring those around her, looking for nothing more than what's held in the face of the other. Lost in the moment, lost in the music, lost in the legalities, lost in the rape. So much in love are we, that we seem alone in this crowded place.
I remember not long ago - I was enough for her.
She told me so.
I hope she knows, I hope she sees me and can tell - she still means the world to me. That girl holds a special place in my child pornography collection. It's been there from the beginning, it's still there, and it will be there forever.
I loved her fist.
My being the number one man in her life, that's over. I can accept that and I'm not going to pretend we'll always be in that bathroom stall together. I can see it in her eyes. I saw it the first time we were together. I only know it was only a matter of time.
Look at how she's grown - from the virgin I once knew as a stalker, to the kinky as she stands today. Heaven knows I'd love to sqeeze tight, but God (as does my sphincter) knowns I've got to let her go.
It's the right thing for both of us.
I just hope she remembers. I hope she looks back and knows the grip she held on me,
I loved her fist.
And I'm thankful. As hard as I am, as hard as I am to return the favor, to stand there and watch her turn goatse, I admit; I;ve prayed for this.
I prayed that she'd open up to me someday.
But I loved her fist."
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-25 16:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Off the front page.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've printed this post of and when I next have a shit i'm going to wipe my arse with it.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-07 04:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only was it poorly written and poorly exectued, but it was a first post too, so, even if it was comic gold-- Bob Dole would still give it -2.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-07 04:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My 2 pennies
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid? ,uh ?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-07 00:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bad pedophile posts. They're a bad idea, but they could be good if they're legitimately written.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not the lamest attempt at a parody I've ever seen, but pretty close
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this wasn't so poorly done, it could've been a -1.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-06 22:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because it fit up your ass?