Time to DANCE!!! (2209 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-09-07 02:08:56 EDT
Does anyone remember the movie, Footloose? Do you remember that point in the movie where those two guys played chicken on the ridge in the tractors? Didn't you think, like me, that was a terrible waste of a perfectly good tractor?
You did? Well, that's great and all, but that's not my point. The point is there is another part in that film where Kevin Bacon turns the heat up about 6 degrees and reads from the good book, aka "Teh Bible", and he tells us about their being a time to kill and a time to heal, and eventually, a time to...that's right...DANCE!
This next number is courtesy of our friends over at growingfamilies.com. May their shoes nor their hearts ever grow heavy...
Hit it, gang!
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-26 18:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that sucked
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HI-larity.
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2006-09-18 16:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jgreening is such a fucking asshole it's not even funny
This, on the other hand, is STILL funny
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-16 21:41:10 EDT (#)
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It's been 9 days since ETS posted.
I might be going into dipshit withdrawl soon unless he comes back and claims that "jihad" actually means "peace and love" in arabic and we American warmongers have changed that all around.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-12 17:38:27 EDT (#)
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ETS, I just sent you an e-mail.
Watch it man.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-09-12 14:05:15 EDT (#)
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a little
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-10 22:01:19 EDT (#)
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Fucking brilliant
BRILLIANT I SAY
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-09-08 22:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I want to watch "Miss Congeniality."
P.S. Heather Burns is the most underrated comedic actress I have ever seen. She should have ten more movies on her CV.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-08 09:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dear
Submitted by Biotch (user info) at 2006-09-08 09:32:07 EDT (#)
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When I first saw the post I was sick of hearing so much about this, but then I clicked on the link and could not stop laughing. My co-workers think I am crazy.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2006-09-08 09:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-08 03:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny.
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:51:25 (#)
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wow, way to really make a stand and fight the good fight. is this really what you're all about? i mean, it's pretty clear to me you're just an attention grabber, looking for whatever is going to get your name thrown in the mix yet. i've got an idea: pick an issue, stick with it, and make some change. i mean, despite our differences, and your childhood antics, i definitely thought you were above this, because all this really does is marginalize your legitimacy. but whatever man, keep fighting for your rights man.
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W. Not sure what your prob is with ETS (well actually I can think of pleanty, if I didn't agree w/ most (not all) of what he says here. This is a place to have fun, as well as toss out one's views on the world. He does both very well.
ETS: Glad you made Circe laugh. For some reason I always feel better when she is happy.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-08 02:08:35 EDT (#)
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You two little bitches below me here can suck my fucking dick.
Wardy, it wouldn't matter what I did, you'd find a criticism for it, which is why I'll continue to do whatever the fuck I want, and do it my way.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:51:25 EDT (#)
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wow, way to really make a stand and fight the good fight. is this really what you're all about? i mean, it's pretty clear to me you're just an attention grabber, looking for whatever is going to get your name thrown in the mix yet. i've got an idea: pick an issue, stick with it, and make some change. i mean, despite our differences, and your childhood antics, i definitely thought you were above this, because all this really does is marginalize your legitimacy. but whatever man, keep fighting for your rights man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blow me.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:58:05 (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:39:49 (#)
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HAHAHA. I hear it now. You were too nice...
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I might change it from time to time...just to give it some variety. :P
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I'm thinking Last Caress by the Misfits would fit in perfectly.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:58:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:39:49 (#)
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HAHAHA. I hear it now. You were too nice...
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I might change it from time to time...just to give it some variety. :P
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:39:49 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA. I hear it now. You were too nice...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 18:21:26 EDT (#)
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It's strange that some of you couldn't hear the music.
I've adjusted the code now, so it should play with any browser procided you have the "play sounds" option selected in your browser settings.
For IE:
Tools > Internet Options > Advanced Tab > Check "play sounds"
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-09-07 17:23:14 EDT (#)
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A fucking riot and a half. Loved it.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 17:01:48 EDT (#)
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Maybe "Metal Health" would be a good song to add (Quiet Riot).
I forgot to mention that little beaner baby getting repeatedly punched in the face. Those comments of child abuse on the site were more accurate than people had thought...
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, but you should have added a continuous loop .wav file of some heavy metal drums and guitar. Perhaps Slipknot My Plague (just one section...whatever the fuck you call it...from the intro part).
Needs some music. But good.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR JOHN LITHGOW
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:00:00 EDT (#)
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poot on yor red shoos and dense the bloos!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:57:12 EDT (#)
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Brilliant
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:53:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:21:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, the Iowa one looks like he's rapping.
See, rating post, not poster.
Even though he's a freakin whackjob.
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The 'whackjob' feeling is mutual...
...meaning I know I'm a whackjob. And damn proud of it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, the Iowa one looks like he's rapping.
See, rating post, not poster.
Even though he's a freakin whackjob.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost as amusing as your conspiracy theory shit, but in an intentional kinda way.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:28:20 EDT (#)
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AWWW MAN!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:16:50 EDT (#)
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http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/dancinqueen.mp3
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:08:03 EDT (#)
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I don't hear any sound. What's the song?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:07:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:25:42 (#)
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You need to put this to some really ridiculous sound loop and put it on YTMND
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:57:15 EDT (#)
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ahahhahaha...the longer you watch it for, the funnier it gets
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:48:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:39:24 (#)
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I grinned.
Some of those are eerily reminiscent of some people I've seen in downtown Houston. Scary.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:31:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:12:50 (#)
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ha
I also noticed the dancing thing when you clicked forward through the pictures quickly. That makes me even more glad you did it like this rather than just reposting the comments that had been left.
Creativity at work (though maybe not directed down the best avenue)
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Oh, I posted that too: http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/hahahahahahaha.htm
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:15:02 EDT (#)
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Ha! Well I'll be damned. Where did the other pictures come from?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:12:50 EDT (#)
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ha
I also noticed the dancing thing when you clicked forward through the pictures quickly. That makes me even more glad you did it like this rather than just reposting the comments that had been left.
Creativity at work (though maybe not directed down the best avenue)
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ABBA bitches.
-Dave
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:44:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
this needs music and then needs to be on youtube or something.
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It does have music.
You'll have to wait a while if you're on dialup, probably, for it to play.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this needs music and then needs to be on youtube or something.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:22:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now, that's just fucking wrong. Wrong as two boys fucking in the woods.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:58:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:39:24 EDT (#)
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I grinned.
Some of those are eerily reminiscent of some people I've seen in downtown Atlanta. Scary.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 08:11:25 EDT (#)
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Babies close up with a wide angle lense, wearing hats.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:35:34 EDT (#)
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i like how the mother has to open the eyes of the fat asian one.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:31:21 EDT (#)
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I don't feel so bad now.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:25:42 EDT (#)
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You need to put this to some really ridiculous sound loop and put it on YTMND
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:22:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-07 07:20:29 EDT (#)
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*remove hat*
*fall to knees*
*masturbates furiously*
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-09-07 06:33:18 EDT (#)
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Is one of those babies being repeatedley punched in the face?
Awsome.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 05:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-07 05:01:32 (#)
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Indeed, and Eric D Rice exhibited huge amounts of both testicular fortitude and ability to derive humor from other people's ugly-ass kids, those are important traits in Bob Dole's opinion.
However, since the gauntlet throwing incident, http://www.ubersite.com/m/92684 , I feel that this stunt takes even greater testicular mass and greater fortitude BECAUSE it's after the fact.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-07 05:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed, and Eric D Rice exhibited huge amounts of both testicular fortitude and ability to derive humor from other people's ugly-ass kids, those are important traits in Bob Dole's opinion.
However, since the gauntlet throwing incident, http://www.ubersite.com/m/92684 , I feel that this stunt takes even greater testicular mass and greater fortitude BECAUSE it's after the fact.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 04:59:34 EDT (#)
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Money.
-Dave
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 04:55:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-07 04:49:28 (#)
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Bob Dole is most impressed with the overwhelming power of the gif in the hands of the truly hell-bent. Bob Dole feels saddened that he doubted ETS. This post emits much asskickery in the faces of the naysayers. Bravo.
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Hey, man...it was Eric D. Rice of West Virginia's idea.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-07 04:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob Dole is most impressed with the overwhelming power of the gif in the hands of the truly hell-bent. Bob Dole feels saddened that he doubted ETS. This post emits much asskickery in the faces of the naysayers. Bravo.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-07 04:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
:)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-11 16:23:04 (#)
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Vibrations would take just under 5 seconds to reach pallisides from the WTC.
Vibrations do not arrive in pallasides until just after the 7 second mark.
Which means the vibrations began two seconds after the start of collapse.
Due to the fact that time move FORWARDS in this universe, this means that the collapse was not caused by explosives.
5 seconds < 7 seconds
QED.
Understand?
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:46:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:31:59 (#)
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It's all relative
What would you have with it?
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Stuff.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:45:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:33:04 (#)
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"...I think one of the babies is from that one lady that came here to yell at Method A.K.A. Eric D. Rice of West Virginia. I know this because I made the surgeon general comment on that baby."
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Ok that? Is fucking fantastic.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:33:04 EDT (#)
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Please post more of this and less of your other stuff. I liked this. It was rather great.
The girl in all pink in the center looks like shes seizing. Aaaaand...I think one of the babies is from that one lady that came here to yell at Method A.K.A. Eric D. Rice of West Virginia. I know this because I made the surgeon general comment on that baby.
Carry on.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:32:52 EDT (#)
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Ratcatcher
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:31:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:27:06 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:56:40 (#)
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I still think you have a superiority complex
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The only people that notice or even acknowledge a 'superiority complex'... are people who think they are inferior. It's a true fact (that I just made up).
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It's all relative
What would you have with it?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:29:55 EDT (#)
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Just watched again. Laughed even harder this time. Fair play!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:29:15 EDT (#)
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Well, fuck me backwards - You do got a sense of humour after all!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:27:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:56:40 (#)
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I still think you have a superiority complex
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HAHA... says a guy with the Average_Dan moniker. So either that is some wonderful irony... or you are just pointing out the obvious. The way I see it he regularly engages all sorts of retards and ignorant assholes on this god bless-ed site. Compared to most of those mouth-breathing idiots and assorted cranky asshole types that lurk around this site it's not hard understand why Mr. Tooth here might have convinced himself he's decidedly superior to at least some of the dipshits running around this place.
The only people that notice or even acknowledge a 'superiority complex'... are people who think they are inferior. It's a true fact (that I just made up).
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DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:20:10 EDT (#)
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I like this little guy: http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/mocrack.gif
He's either got some serious twitches, or he's the best damned air drummer I've ever seen.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:16:41 EDT (#)
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The one with the dog on his shirt is clearly the biggest fucking gangsta in the whole lot of them.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:11:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:44:33 (#)
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Wanna dance?!
Especially for Teh Brad!
(even though he's probably seen it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crhbT-OLcQg
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Dammit...does this mean I have to start respecting George Michael?...
...in the morning?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-07 03:08:54 EDT (#)
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When I first clicked the link, I thought to myself, "Oh ETS, you fucking retard," but then I found that I couldn't look away, and after about 10 or 12 seconds, I started laughing. Then, as I really looked at each one individually, i laughed harder and harder until I realized that ETS is a genius.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:56:51 EDT (#)
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And a bum ticker
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:56:40 EDT (#)
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I still think you have a superiority complex
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:54:27 EDT (#)
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.......
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life....
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:44:33 EDT (#)
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Wanna dance?!
Especially for Teh Brad!
(even though he's probably seen it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crhbT-OLcQg
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love mo crack
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:32:09 EDT (#)
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The one in the yellow Iowa shirt is gettin' down like it's nobody's business!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:32:09 EDT (#)
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Oh, no worries, my last post was stupid anyway.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:31:49 EDT (#)
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Are you one of these morons, who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid? uh?
*puts up retributional review shield*
Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:31:09 EDT (#)
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they all look like they're having crack fits
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:30:58 EDT (#)
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Second one from the left at the top is playing air drums!
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:30:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:16:57 (#)
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Top row...third from left...
He's tokin' it up!
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Guess I should have read the reviews first.
And the one in the botom right is throwing up mad gang signs.
What color you bleed, nigga?
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:28:40 EDT (#)
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haha
The one in the upper right corner looks like he's taking a hit from a joint.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:18:41 EDT (#)
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Abba was perfect.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:16:57 EDT (#)
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Top row...third from left...
He's tokin' it up!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:15:33 EDT (#)
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Goddamn I love Abba!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:13:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:13:55 EDT (#)
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That is fucking internet magic right there.
Outstanding, sir.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:12:48 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
The second one down on the left has got mad skills.
Fuck the reasons for it, I just like dancing babies.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:12:15 EDT (#)
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Simply genius.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 02:10:47 EDT (#)
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Uh, that was supposed to say "may their shoes and their hearts NEVER grow heavy"...but you get the point.