For ETS - Some Of My Flaws: Now It's Your Turn (1229 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-09-07 09:54:21 EDT
It all began here... http://www.ubersite.com/m/92693
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 11:59:23 (#)
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Your anger will get you nowhere but going 'round in a circle. I hope it makes you fucking puke.
You know the difference between me and you? I acknowledge my faults while you deny there is such a thing as 'fault' to excuse yourself.
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Wait, what? YOU of all people are going to try to counsel me on my anger? Yeah, something is indeed making bile rise in my throat, but eh...
I responded with a simple solution. Somewhat of a "dare," if you will. I have absolutely no problem recognizing my own negative issues and speaking of them. I told ETS I would post this today and we shall see if he in turns posts a list of his own faults.
Let's begin...
1 - My Temper. I'm too easily provoked into anger. Not content to be simply "mad," I get filled with blinding rage over the dumbest things. The worst part is, I say and do things I most often regret later. Later tends to be only a few minutes, by the way. I don't stay enraged for long, I guess it burns itself out quickly or something. Whether this is a product of my "imaginary" (as ETS put it) Bi-Polar Disorder or not, it's something I've got to learn how to control. BAMF and Hadley say I'm too "Sensitive" for this site - they may be right. I have a tendency to get worked up over stupid shit you idiots type on an internet site.
I'm the King of Snap Judgments. Your words, your clothes, your tastes - I will be building a little profile in my head of who I think you are. Why don't I give the benefit of the doubt? I've been surprise on way more than one occasion. And these judgments are almost always about something negative, something I find unsavory. I may not hold a grudge, but why should anyone have to prove themselves otherwise?
2 - My Health. I've pretty much been the same build for the last 15 years. Oh, I've gained a few pounds and grew a little taller, but overall I haven't changed. Right now, I'm 5' 11", 255lbs, size 14 1/2 shoe, and 26" width shoulders - so yes, my suits are designed for big guys. I don't really eat all that much, but I don't eat healthy and I drink WAY too much coffee. Did I mention that in my 2 cup mug, I add a 1/3 cup of sugar and three scoops of creamer? Yeah. I'm at the bars at least once a week, tossing back Scotch & Sours or Vodka Tonics. I also smoke about 2 packs of full flavored Menthol cigarettes a day.
I'm going to die soon if I don't change something. But not only am I unsure of how to, I am also unwilling. I LOVE my coffee, booze and smokes. I don't eat healthy, and I don't even own a pair of sneakers. I haven't exercised since high school. I have no excuse for killing myself slowly.
3 - My Prejudices. I try to tell myself that I'm a kind, compassionate human being. I do my best to convince myself that I'm reasonable and logical. I demand of myself to practice the sense of unity and equality I bitch about. However... I fail at this. I come out of the bar to see a young man handing out small pieces of paper with Bible verses on them, and I'm filled with loathing. I drive to the grocery store and at the stop light, I'm behind a car with a Religious Right bumper sticker and I feel disgust. I meet a new person, someone who seems like a very pleasant individual, but then find out they are a Christian and I'm immediately on the defensive.
I've always hated Zealotry in any form. I don't think you should let any one facet of your personality, any one little part that makes up who you are, and allow it to overcome your entire sense of self. I don't care if it's religious, cultural, sexual, or political. But I've always been somewhat tolerant of this behavior. But the followers of Jesus bother me on a level that I can't comprehend, and that in itself disturbs me. It disturbs me because it's NOT compassionate, logical or equal.
4 - My Relationships. I was with my ex-girlfriend for 7 years before it fell apart. It's a long story from long ago. Regardless, it has affected how I interact with women today. I am unwilling to give myself over, to allow myself to be caught up with anyone else. I feel that you should be willing and able to commit 100% to someone to be in a relationship, and I don't believe that I'm even capable of that anymore. Not that I warn any of these women of this. No, I keep thinking I will change, but instead, I just find myself more and more believing that I don't want to be with anyone. Of course, that doesn't stop me from chasing after them.
I treat women differently than men. I've been called on it here at Uber. Maybe it is sexist, but I'm a hell of a lot less likely to give a known female user a negative review than a male one (except for Lisa.) In fact, I already feel horrible about the comment I made to Circe the other day (sorry!) and I'll often apologize to the women. The guys - fuck 'em. Why do I do this? I dunno...
What else? I think I covered all my major flaws. Of course, I have all the same ones as everyone else, too. Oh, I drink out of the milk carton and I tend to forget to replace the toilet paper roll when it's empty. I let my ashtray overflow before I empty it and I never check the fluids in my car. I purposely provoke my cats to fight each other because it's funny to watch and I almost always return DVDs to the rental store late. Yeah.
Okay ETS, It's your turn...
User Reviews
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-09-12 17:41:17 EDT (#)
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You started a fight with some born-again christians? That's right up there with the lamest shit I've ever heard. Not to mention a good example of the type of prejudice that goes beyond a mere "fault" of yours. It's more like an unhealthy obsession.
And it results in some pretty stupid statements, like this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/90627#2139216 .
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-08 02:43:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:12:59 (#)
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4 dead in O-hi-o! 4 dead in O-hi-o!
Small world, I'm originally from NE Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls in fact. The reason I ask is because you sound a lot like a guy I went to high school with. CFHS '97?
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Nope, sorry. East Liverpool, ELHS class of '96.
I've been to The Falls many times. It's a damn nice little town...
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:12:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:56:49 (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-07 18:24:11 (#)
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Just curious, does
KSU= Kent State University
KSU= Kansas State University
or other?
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Kent State University in Ohio, near Akron/Cleveland.
I live, like, 3 minutes away from campus. In fact, I'm going to The Rathskellar tonight to watch drunk college girls attempt Karaoke.
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4 dead in O-hi-o! 4 dead in O-hi-o!
Small world, I'm originally from NE Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls in fact. The reason I ask is because you sound a lot like a guy I went to high school with. CFHS '97?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:56:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-07 18:24:11 (#)
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Just curious, does
KSU= Kent State University
KSU= Kansas State University
or other?
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Kent State University in Ohio, near Akron/Cleveland.
I live, like, 3 minutes away from campus. In fact, I'm going to The Rathskellar tonight to watch drunk college girls attempt Karaoke.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:43:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-07 18:27:25 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:07:37 (#)
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I notice you missed out your major flaw - taking the posturing bullshit of some dude on a website so seriously that you tap out this diatribe and then impose a deadline on him which, if he doesn't bother to meet, you can parade around like a trophy in order to boost your self-worth in the eyes of these other keyboard jockeys.
Sweet christ man. Get over it. There's no need to feel so threatened by him.
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HAHA, SHE IS BANGING BRADLEY RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK HOWS THAT FOR A MENTAL IMAGE
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This reveiw made reading all the others below it obsolete
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-07 18:27:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:07:37 (#)
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I notice you missed out your major flaw - taking the posturing bullshit of some dude on a website so seriously that you tap out this diatribe and then impose a deadline on him which, if he doesn't bother to meet, you can parade around like a trophy in order to boost your self-worth in the eyes of these other keyboard jockeys.
Sweet christ man. Get over it. There's no need to feel so threatened by him.
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HAHA, SHE IS BANGING BRADLEY RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK HOWS THAT FOR A MENTAL IMAGE
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-07 18:24:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:48:56 (#)
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Also there was the time I *sigh* ran headlong into a group of Born-Again Christian Protestors at KSU's Halloween bash. I honestly don't remember all that happened, but my friend pulled me out when the cops came and we hid in a nearby bar. My knuckles were bloody and my jaw hurt... so yeah, that sucked.
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Just curious, does
KSU= Kent State University
KSU= Kansas State University
or other?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-07 18:20:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:48:56 (#)
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1 - I kinda see what you mean. I'm just trying to say that I stop reasoning like a sensible person and just lash out. It's unexcusable and I should know better. You're right that it's a matter of self-control. But as for attacking things that can hurt me...
2 - No, I've never beaten anyone unconscious, but it hasn't been for lack of trying, unfortunately. Perhaps the dumbest thing I ever did of relevance was to run towards a car that was driving off, open the door and leap in, fists flying and trying to bite into the throat of the driver. He was roaring out of my parking lot onto the street. Did I mention this was the bastard who my Ex had hooked up with? Yeah, I was a little unhappy. He got a good kick in and I fell out. That, um... hurt.
Also there was the time I *sigh* ran headlong into a group of Born-Again Christian Protestors at KSU's Halloween bash. I honestly don't remember all that happened, but my friend pulled me out when the cops came and we hid in a nearby bar. My knuckles were bloody and my jaw hurt... so yeah, that sucked.
There are other minor incidents, like me punching some poor kid in the side of the head at a Thrice concert because he kept yelling in my ear. But mostly it just involves me screaming and threatening people or inanimate objects. None the less, I'm saying that my temper is definitely one of my faults.
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A reasonable respone.
This is no fun...
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2006-09-07 18:09:06 EDT (#)
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You are also dumb as a whore's ass and a shitty lay.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:50:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:52:29 (#)
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Were you born in the 80's?
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Uh... 1977. What does that have to do with anything else?
**confusion**
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:48:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:27:49 (#)
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Sorry Kaos, getting bent out of shape over interweb name calling isn't "blinding rage." Writing a hate post or leaving a scathing comment isn't the product of someone who is in the fit of an uncontrolable anger.
Neither is punching a wall. Or tossing a computer. Or smashing a glass. Or yelling at your girlfriend or friends.
Those are all marks off immaturity. Maybe I missed the mark but I am guessing you are the type to do the above. Most people I have met who go on and on about all their anger are usually talking about their lack of self control and affinity for lashing out at things that can't actually hurt them.
Maybe I am wrong but in all your bouts with blinding rage have you ever beaten someone unconscious?
Have you ever gotten in a fight with someone or some people who you know could kick your ass?
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1 - I kinda see what you mean. I'm just trying to say that I stop reasoning like a sensible person and just lash out. It's unexcusable and I should know better. You're right that it's a matter of self-control. But as for attacking things that can hurt me...
2 - No, I've never beaten anyone unconscious, but it hasn't been for lack of trying, unfortunately. Perhaps the dumbest thing I ever did of relevance was to run towards a car that was driving off, open the door and leap in, fists flying and trying to bite into the throat of the driver. He was roaring out of my parking lot onto the street. Did I mention this was the bastard who my Ex had hooked up with? Yeah, I was a little unhappy. He got a good kick in and I fell out. That, um... hurt.
Also there was the time I *sigh* ran headlong into a group of Born-Again Christian Protestors at KSU's Halloween bash. I honestly don't remember all that happened, but my friend pulled me out when the cops came and we hid in a nearby bar. My knuckles were bloody and my jaw hurt... so yeah, that sucked.
There are other minor incidents, like me punching some poor kid in the side of the head at a Thrice concert because he kept yelling in my ear. But mostly it just involves me screaming and threatening people or inanimate objects. None the less, I'm saying that my temper is definitely one of my faults.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:30:56 EDT (#)
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Cunts below.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:52:29 EDT (#)
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Were you born in the 80's?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:28:27 EDT (#)
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whatever
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:27:49 EDT (#)
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1 - My Temper. I'm too easily provoked into anger. Not content to be simply "mad," I get filled with blinding rage over the dumbest things. The worst part is, I say and do things I most often regret later. Later tends to be only a few minutes, by the way. I don't stay enraged for long, I guess it burns itself out quickly or something. Whether this is a product of my "imaginary" (as ETS put it) Bi-Polar Disorder or not, it's something I've got to learn how to control. BAMF and Hadley say I'm too "Sensitive" for this site - they may be right. I have a tendency to get worked up over stupid shit you idiots type on an internet site.
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Sorry Kaos, getting bent out of shape over interweb name calling isn't "blinding rage." Writing a hate post or leaving a scathing comment isn't the product of someone who is in the fit of an uncontrolable anger.
Neither is punching a wall. Or tossing a computer. Or smashing a glass. Or yelling at your girlfriend or friends.
Those are all marks off immaturity. Maybe I missed the mark but I am guessing you are the type to do the above. Most people I have met who go on and on about all their anger are usually talking about their lack of self control and affinity for lashing out at things that can't actually hurt them.
Maybe I am wrong but in all your bouts with blinding rage have you ever beaten someone unconscious?
Have you ever gotten in a fight with someone or some people who you know could kick your ass?
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:25:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:07:37 (#)
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I notice you missed out your major flaw - taking the posturing bullshit of some dude on a website so seriously that you tap out this diatribe and then impose a deadline on him which, if he doesn't bother to meet, you can parade around like a trophy in order to boost your self-worth in the eyes of these other keyboard jockeys.
Sweet christ man. Get over it. There's no need to feel so threatened by him.
P.S. You know that inflammatory comment on the UM post? He didn't write it. :D
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Unless I'm mistaken, Filthy just made this post irrelevant.
You get points for honesty though. I'm a big fan of transparency between people, if there's a certain level of trust (and I don't trust Uber, so I doubt I'll be revealing anything any time soon). Let's see, you're judgemental but hate being judged. That's a tough thing to admit.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:20:29 EDT (#)
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TELL YOU THE SAME THING i TOLD MY SON:
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:59:19 (#)
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4 - My Relationships. I was with my ex-girlfriend for 7 years before it fell apart. It's a long story from long ago. Regardless, it has affected how I interact with women today. I am unwilling to give myself over, to allow myself to be caught up with anyone else. I feel that you should be willing and able to commit 100% to someone to be in a relationship, and I don't believe that I'm even capable of that anymore.
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Wow.
This is me 100%.
Women are evil so why must we love them SO much?
-Dave
They're easy on the eyes, they smell nice, and they're fun to play with.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:40:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-06 02:54:20 (#)
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The amount that I don't care about any of this is astounding...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:26:11 EDT (#)
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Awesome. I'm glad.
Not that you're an asshole, but that it was... you know what?
This is the point of the bottle where Lyn stops talking.
It SHOULD be the point at which she stops drinking, but alcoholism is a flaw I've carefully cultivated to cover up my raging insecurities.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:23:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:19:34 (#)
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It's all good.
I was surprised is all.
I keep this neatly ordered list of People Who Don't Much Like Me and you weren't on it.
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No, don't put me on that list. Honestly, I was kinda surprised myself. Moments after I posted that reply, I regretted it.
I sincerely aplogize. I am an asshole.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:19:34 EDT (#)
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It's all good.
I was surprised is all.
I keep this neatly ordered list of People Who Don't Much Like Me and you weren't on it.
Should you be? Is this the beginning of an era? Should your people call my people? I have an opening for a feud sometime in November.... we'll do lunch.
Why don't people who dislike me just email me the date they began to hate me, along with a few reasons, and then I can keep my records up to date instead of being continually surprised?
And why is my glass empty?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:31:05 EDT (#)
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Introspection - even as a result of a silly internet feud - is good times.
Of course merely highlighting these particulars is meaningless unless you do actively DO something about them. Admitting you act like a dick and continuing to act like one... still makes you a dick.
...but then again, dicks fuck pussies AND assholes.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:26:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:17:52 (#)
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"I've always hated Zealotry in any form."
you get a -2 for that im afraid.
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Dude, you don't think I get it?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:17:52 EDT (#)
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"I've always hated Zealotry in any form."
you get a -2 for that im afraid.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:09:30 EDT (#)
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I could totally beat you up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:52:16 EDT (#)
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Tell that slore Filthy Assistant to shut her bad breath-ridden fucking mouth.
If I wanted the opinion of some tramp who has to leave her continent to find a "man"- and I use that term loosely - who can remotely stomach her (for now, at least), I'd ...I'd.......ummmmmm...
I dont know what the fuck my point was.
But I fucking hate that arrogant, smelly bitch.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:50:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:43:35 (#)
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=== RE: CIRCE
She's lovely - I'd gladly give her one of my kidneys. But my god, I wouldn't want to be in her bad books.
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Seriously, I feel like an ass for saying what I did to her yesterday. I really hope she just happens to click on this post and sees my apology. I did the same thing to another user a while back. I have no idea why I erupt into such anger. It's bullshit on my part.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:46:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:07:59 (#)
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I guess you and I can no longer talk since I love Jesus.
It's a shame because we both smoke menthol cigarettes and love them. And I'm sure we have other things in common. But I guess we'll never know!!
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Hon, don't take that the wrong way. I have quite a number of friends that are "good" Christians. It's just that my automatic default is to assume that they are "bad" Christians, and that is my major flaw that I was trying to get across. Just because someone is of the Christian Faith, it doesn't mean I have ill will towards them. It comes back to my issues with Snap Judgement. I suppose it's beacuse I've run into so many more "Bad" ones than "Good" ones, but I should NOT use that as an excuse...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:43:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:35:23 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:29:41 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:11:03 (#)
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But Circe is pretty harmless.
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Boy, you don't know her very well do you?
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Frankly Filthy no one on Uber really strikes me as anything except internet tough. I've talked to Circe plenty and I like her, that's all.
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She's lovely - I'd gladly give her one of my kidneys. But my god, I wouldn't want to be in her bad books.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:41:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:38:21 (#)
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Heat?
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I doubt it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:38:21 EDT (#)
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Heat?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:30:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:07:37 (#)
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I notice you missed out your major flaw - taking the posturing bullshit of some dude on a website so seriously that you tap out this diatribe and then impose a deadline on him which, if he doesn't bother to meet, you can parade around like a trophy in order to boost your self-worth in the eyes of these other keyboard jockeys.
Sweet christ man. Get over it. There's no need to feel so threatened by him.
P.S. You know that inflammatory comment on the UM post? He didn't write it. :D
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Jesus Filthy you are *such* a bitter little slore.
And hey, how about capitalizing Christ?
Wait.
That would involve showing respect.
Nevermind.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:28:42 EDT (#)
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And another thing, you've obviously got Clown features. That's a huge foot for 5' 11". Is your nose round and bulbous?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:28:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:23:38 (#)
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You've looked over your most blatant flaw: the obsession with fully detailed, homosexually poised cartoon and comic book characters.
Sicko.
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**laughs, vomits and weeps all at the same time**
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:23:38 EDT (#)
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You've looked over your most blatant flaw: the obsession with fully detailed, homosexually poised cartoon and comic book characters.
Sicko.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:19:50 EDT (#)
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+2 for staying true to your word. Also-- size 14 1/2? With a 5'11" height? How the fuck did that happen? I thought I had it rough being 6'2" with size 13's....well, you know what they say about us guys with the big feet.
Popular shoe styles are never available in our size.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:07:59 EDT (#)
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I guess you and I can no longer talk since I love Jesus.
It's a shame because we both smoke menthol cigarettes and love them. And I'm sure we have other things in common. But I guess we'll never know!!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:50:19 EDT (#)
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Another boring intraweb feud. Yawn.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:49:35 EDT (#)
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I hope they were Cunteggs you fucked for breakfast.
Cunteggs: They're Not Just For German Olympic Team Athletes Anymore.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:48:57 EDT (#)
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My only flaw is being so goddamned perfect.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:48:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-06 11:59:23 (#)
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Your anger will get you nowhere but going 'round in a circle. I hope it makes you fucking puke.
You know the difference between me and you? I acknowledge my faults while you deny there is such a thing as 'fault' to excuse yourself.
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I'll read the rest of this when I stop laughing. Bradley, for his many amusing points, is one of the most preachy, sanctimonious, self-righteous babblers on this site. He can't even admit the flaws in his derailed train of thought, let alone whatever personal flaws he may have.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:46:55 EDT (#)
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Monsieur Feety it's only a few cells long but the ladies like what they see.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:45:36 EDT (#)
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i got something you can eat, mr. voltage.
my gigantic fetal wang.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:42:07 EDT (#)
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One time I fucked my eggs for breakfast and tried to eat them.
That is not a practical way of cooking and you should be ashamed of yourself O-man.
Better send me that address or else I will think you a pussy who doesn't stand up for himself and everyone online will hate you.
I eat babies.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will fucking kick your ass and serve it to you for breakfast, Voltage.
I bench press 980 pounds, with my cock. I can't even tell you how much weight I can do with my chest, because the number doesn't exist. Why not? Because Chuck Norris ate it when he was spotting me.
Comin' round here, talkin' your jive and such. Sheeyit.
I'LL SEND YOU MY ADDRESS. I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU WITH SOME BOX WINE AND AN OLD HANK SNOW ALBUM PLAYING. WE GONNA RUMBLE MOTHERFUCKER.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:29:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:11:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
But Circe is pretty harmless.
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Boy, you don't know her very well do you?
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Frankly Filthy no one on Uber really strikes me as anything except internet tough. I've talked to Circe plenty and I like her, that's all.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Jeebus you're all totally, completely obsessed with ETS!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:11:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
But Circe is pretty harmless.
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Boy, you don't know her very well do you?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is shit.
So very shit. I'm sure someone more eloquent will expand upon my views.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:07:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I notice you missed out your major flaw - taking the posturing bullshit of some dude on a website so seriously that you tap out this diatribe and then impose a deadline on him which, if he doesn't bother to meet, you can parade around like a trophy in order to boost your self-worth in the eyes of these other keyboard jockeys.
Sweet christ man. Get over it. There's no need to feel so threatened by him.
P.S. You know that inflammatory comment on the UM post? He didn't write it. :D
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Yes, you have indeed made a good point here.
P.S. Evil, evil Filthers!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what, I read this and it did make me smile, so this will help even it out.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:53:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm omnisexual.
I have sex with insects and furniture and shit.
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's far more human to recognize your faults and do little to change them than it is to not acknowledge them in the first place.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew it.
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I CAN ONLY GET OFF TO WOMENZ NOW! GOD DAMN IT!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M A LESBIAN!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
godammit
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lesbian below
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shnap. I had missed out on all of that but jesus christ KK, that was a extreme.
And you know me, I like ghola and all but shit. I was reading comments and all of a sudden people were being called cunts and ...well frankly ETS invites it most of the time. But Circe is pretty harmless.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I notice you missed out your major flaw - taking the posturing bullshit of some dude on a website so seriously that you tap out this diatribe and then impose a deadline on him which, if he doesn't bother to meet, you can parade around like a trophy in order to boost your self-worth in the eyes of these other keyboard jockeys.
Sweet christ man. Get over it. There's no need to feel so threatened by him.
P.S. You know that inflammatory comment on the UM post? He didn't write it. :D
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jack sours and vodka collins are my two favorite drinks, especially because if you make them doubles and triples the taste doesn't change all that much so you can continue pounding them back.
i hope i hope i hope i get that job because this means a higher alcohol consumption.
+2 for pointing out that you're a fuck up like all of us and then making it slightly entertaining and reminding me to drink more.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What does your mental profile of me look like? Your take on how to interact with me? Does it involve buggery? I hope not.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:56:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:53:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm omnisexual.
I have sex with insects and furniture and shit.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92684#2132368
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What a cop-out.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4 - My Relationships. I was with my ex-girlfriend for 7 years before it fell apart. It's a long story from long ago. Regardless, it has affected how I interact with women today. I am unwilling to give myself over, to allow myself to be caught up with anyone else. I feel that you should be willing and able to commit 100% to someone to be in a relationship, and I don't believe that I'm even capable of that anymore.
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Wow.
This is me 100%.
Women are evil so why must we love them SO much?
-Dave
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:53:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm omnisexual.
I have sex with insects and furniture and shit.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92684#2132368
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 09:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I expect a post from you Brad, no later than 5:00pm EST today...