SPT: Stingrays (999 hits)
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Rating: 1.66 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (View user info) at 2006-09-07 10:54:26 EDT
Previous SPT's in this "series":
Paranoid Personality Disorder: http://www.ubersite.com/m/92504
Blue Ringed Octopus: http://www.ubersite.com/m/92207
Cicadas: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91947
Peppered Moths: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91370
Leafy Sea Dragons: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91011
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-18 15:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like stingrays. Swam with them down in Florida. Good times.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
6' x 14'???? thats a big ass stingray!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-08 21:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like sting rays...they are pretty fast cars.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-09-08 15:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I learned something!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-08 13:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That blobfish is disgusting. I can't imagine doing that for a post because it's one of those things where you look at it and you want to vomit. This is also a reason I probably couldn't do one of these on spiders.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-08 09:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://weblog.greenpeace.org/oceandefenders/archive/blobfish-thumb.jpg
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-08 09:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What? No Corvettes?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-08 07:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Today Peter Brock, a race car driver, another Australian icon, died.... 'driving'. If Steve Irwin died on account of a wild stingray, and Peter Brock died on account of his arse travelling at light speed through his forehead, I am destined to fall foul of an operating system flaw.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-08 07:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger_Ranger is a Robot and hence immune to mere sting ray venom.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-08 06:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I catch stingrays all the time (fishing). The dirty fuckers make you think you've finally caught something that will impress a girl, and then you land them and spend the next half an hour gingerly trying to remove the hook, embarrassed by the onlookers, cooing sweet nothings to it for their benefit, and telling your kids that the gasping noise it's making means it's really fucking happy.
At Sunshine Beach you can see them when you surf, and spend the whole time with your legs tucked under you like in a sitting-on-board fetal position on the off chance of impressing girls too, and not dying.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-08 06:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and Tiff went swimming with stingrays at a place like that in the Bahamas. It was pretty cool.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-07 17:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After reading this I feel very learned.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-07 17:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the southpark episode "Chicken Lover" where Cartman watches some of Steve Irwin's shows and then imitates him..."I'm gonna stick my finger right in his butthole, that'll really piss him off!"
But yeah, nice post of teh stingrays....I fed on once at Sea World in Florida, and those things will suck (yes, like a vacuum) the morsels of food right off your hand. Pretty neat.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley: So do you suppose he grabbed hold of the barb himself and stabbed himself in the chest? Well that would be suicide and I'd say you should be investigating that rather than taking it out on me.
Gofer - I totally see the down's! Haha!!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
look at the one on the left.
DOWN'S
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He wasn't attacked, dumbshit, as reading ANYTHING written on stingrays would tell you.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stingrays look like they have Down's
Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a pussy. i cant beleive he got fucked up by a stingray.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stingrays aren't "mostly harmless" after you piss one off.
I've tried.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaos: YAY!!!
Sicosemen: Last week I tried to deviate from the animal/bug path and it didn't work out so well in the end. So I will probably not do your suggested post on "white trash," but I thank you for your suggestion anyway. :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do "White Trash" next week. Please oh please oh please.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, my beloved Fanatic of teh strwbry!!!
You have used such a silly font in making this.
A gajillion Menthol Cigarettes for you!!!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, I do agree that that one creature is scary. What's it called? That blobfish thing is just disturbing.
And TMB, don't worry. I believe that I may live for at least 2 more weeks, so both of you will have your needs met.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Method, she said she's doing it on Badgers!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these - Could you do the next one on various fish that live like millions of miles underwater? There's one that has a glowing little light dangling off of the top of a little pole thingie on his head to attract his victims. I don't remember his name.
In fact, do a whole piece on bioluminescence, it's fucking fascinating
http://www.spacedaily.com/images/bioluminescence-bg.jpg
http://www.c82.net/full/bioluminescence.jpg
http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/04deepscope/background/plan/media/figure6b_600.jpg
http://www.onr.navy.mil/Focus/ocean/images/water/jellyfish.jpg
Or these scary looking fellows:
http://www.stockphotography.co.uk/Upload/Stock/Previews/14567.jpg
http://www.niwa.co.nz/ncabb/abb/2003-05/images/index5_large.jpg
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then there's this guy, the blobfish, my favorite - he doesn't glow, but just LOOK AT THAT FACE!
http://weblog.greenpeace.org/oceandefenders/archive/blobfish-thumb.jpg
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*title
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Obviously the titel should be something like The Mighty Badger SPT (although it's not really spt because nothing about The Mighty Badger is shit.)
I refer of course to THE Mighty Badger, not myself (although I am pretty mighty and what not).
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Informative....
You rule.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I kinda want one
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i really like these.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The faces freak me out. I've never seen those before.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:33:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
TMB, you want me to do the post on badgers next week?
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That would be SUPER!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:59:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
'a wealth of information that is unknown' ???
how can there be a wealth of UNKNOWN information.
The very nature of unknown information is that you don't know how much there is.
The could be a little bit or a lot.
/end pedantry.
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<logic>
If we took a snapshot of everything 'known' by humanity on this date, September 7th, 2006, and then waited until a year from now, September 7th, 2007 to take another snapshot, we would have to acknowledge that we, as humanity and in comparison of the two 'snapshots', acquired what COULD VERY EASILY BE CONSIDERED a wealth of information.
As of this date, September 7th, 2006, that wealth of information is unknown.
Thank you, that is all, consider yourself disproven.
</logic>
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:33:33 EDT (#)
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TMB, you want me to do the post on badgers next week?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:18:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't Irwin only like the 14 or 18th stingray-related death in recorded history? There've been more deaths attributed to dogs, horses, even guinea pigs (who can transmit certain disease).
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I don't know, man. I only know about Australia. But if this is true, that makes his death even better*.
*by better I mean "more ironic" and "slightly more funny."
I mean no disrespect. I can appreciate human life and all, but it's just...Gah!
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He never got to do a documentary with gentle and noble badger.. such a waste.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't Irwin only like the 14 or 18th stingray-related death in recorded history? There've been more deaths attributed to dogs, horses, even guinea pigs (who can transmit certain disease).
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:11:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU STUPID CUNT! IF YOU HAD POSTED THIS ON SUNDAY STEVE IRWIN WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO HIS DOCUMENTARY AND WOULDN'T HAVE DIED. I hate you.
*sobs*
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Agreed. Except you are no stupid cunt. You are lovely. Especially if you keep this series going with teh animals.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:11:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU STUPID CUNT! IF YOU HAD POSTED THIS ON SUNDAY STEVE IRWIN WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO HIS DOCUMENTARY AND WOULDN'T HAVE DIED. I hate you.
*sobs*
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I'm very sorry. :(
Actually I'm not because I thought that dude was annoying as all hell.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:11:37 EDT (#)
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YOU STUPID CUNT! IF YOU HAD POSTED THIS ON SUNDAY STEVE IRWIN WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO HIS DOCUMENTARY AND WOULDN'T HAVE DIED. I hate you.
*sobs*
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like this series.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should do these as APW instead of SPT.
$.02
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like that guys shades
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like these posts.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 10:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'a wealth of information that is unknown' ???
how can there be a wealth of UNKNOWN information.
The very nature of unknown information is that you don't know how much there is.
The could be a little bit or a lot.
/end pedantry.