4 Days: Chapter 1 (510 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2006-09-07 11:52:51 EDT
1.1 In the beginning Qox create the ablution and the corporeal.
1.2 And the corporeal was without form, and void; light was without shape, color without audible. And the Chakra of Qox move the face of liquid metal.
1.3 And Qox said, let there be semblance: and there was semblance.
1.4 And Qox saw the semblance, that it was fresh: and Qox divided the semblance from reality.
1.5 And Qox called the semblance Clarity, and the reality he called Hoax. And the Truth and Taradiddle were the first vision.
1.6 And Qox said, Let there be diversion in the midst liquid metal, and let it divide the liquid metals from the liquid metals.
1.7 And Qox made the diversion, and divided the liquid metals which were under the diversion from the liquid metals which were above the diversion: and it was sufficient.
1.8 And Qox called the diversion Ablution. And the clarity and the hoax were the same vision.
1.9 And Qox said, Let the liquid metals under the Ablution be gathered together unto one place, and let the solidified aggregate appear: and it was so.
1.10 And Qox called the solidified aggregate Corporeal; and the gathering together of liquid metals the Serous; and Qox saw that it was sufficient.
1.11 And Qox said, Let the corporeal bring forth terrace, the extract yielding vestibule, and the nectar shrub yielding nectar after his kind, whose vestibule is in itself, upon the corporeal: and it was so.
1.12 And the clarity and the hoax were a different vision.
1.13 And Qox said, Let there be semblance in the diversion of the ablution to divide the clarity from the hoax; and let them be for directions, and for quadrants, and for sectors, and dimensions:
1.14 And let them be for the semblance in the clarity of the diversion to give clarity upon the corporeal: and it was so.
1.15 And Qox made two great semblances; the greater semblance to rule the clarity, and the lesser semblance to rule the hoax: he made the paradigms too.
1.16 And Qox placed them in the diversion of the ablution to give clarity upon the corporeal.
1.17 And to reign over the semblance and over the vision, and to disintegrate the clarity from the hoax: and Qox saw that it was sufficient.
1.18 And the clarity and the hoax were the same vision.
1.19 And Qox said, Let the liquid metals bring forth abundantly the moving critter that hath viability, and feather appendage specimens that may hover above the corporeal in the open diversion of ablution.
1.20 And Qox created great floating vessels, and every living critter that is mobile, which the liquid metal brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged feather appendage specimen after his kind: and Qox saw that it was sufficient.
1.21 And Qox blessed them, saying, be fructiferous, and integrate, and fill the liquid metals in the serous, and let feather appendage specimens integrate in the corporeal.
1.22 And the clarity and hoax were another day.
1.23 And Qox said, Let the corporeal bring forth the living critters after his kind, four legged mammals, and successive thing, and varmint of the corporeal after his kind: and it was so.
1.24 And Qox molded the varmint of the corporeal after his kind, and four legged mammals after their kind, and every thing that succeeds upon the corporeal after his kind: and Qox saw that it was sufficient.
1.25 And Qox said, Let us mold biped in our image, after our likeness: and let them have prepotency over the swimmers of liquid metal, and over the feather appendage specimens of the air, and over the four legged mammals, and over all the corporeal, and over every thing that succeeds upon the corporeal.
1.26 So Qox created biped in his own image, in the image of Qox created he him; virile and pistillate created he them.
1.27 And Qox hallowed them, and Qox said unto them, Be fructiferous, and integrate, and reseed the corporeal, and minimize it: and have prepotency over the swimmers of liquid metal, and over the feather appendage specimens of the air, and over every dynamic thing that moveth upon the corporeal.
1.28 And Qox said, Contemplate, I have given you every extract yielding vestibule, which is upon the face of all the corporeal, and every shrub, in the which is the nectar of a shrub bearing vestibule, to you it shall be for aliment.
1.29 And to every varmint of the corporeal, and to every feather appendage specimen of the air, and to every thing that succeeds upon the corporeal, wherein there is viability, I have given every green extract for aliment: and it was so.
1.30 And Qox saw every thing that he had fabricated, and, contemplate, it was very sufficient. And the clarity and the hoax were the same day.
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Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-01-28 18:24:33 EST (#)
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Holy shit, when did you write this, and how did it slip past my nose?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-05 15:21:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:06:59 EDT (#)
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+2 cuz this fucked me right up.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:31:57 EDT (#)
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HAHA COXKS!!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:27:08 EDT (#)
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Oh.
Obviously.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:56:36 EDT (#)
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WOO!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-09-07 13:07:47 EDT (#)
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what is this bullshit? Seriously, what is it? I couldn't read it all cause my eyeballs fell out of my head from boring boredom. And I will have you know that it takes alot to bore me mr. semen.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:57:41 EDT (#)
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too Gnostic... or not Gnostic enough. I'm not even sure.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:43:47 EDT (#)
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But when did Qox send that damn Terminator back in time after me?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:12:42 EDT (#)
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God's greatest miracle was when He convinced us that He didn't exist.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:11:09 EDT (#)
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Thanks Oath, believe, this was no picnic to write.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:09:07 EDT (#)
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I for one loved reading this and find it easy on the eyes.
Kind of like TMB's mother.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:04:24 EDT (#)
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I understood about 3 words of this.
"In the beginning...."
I don't want expose my ignorance so have a +1.
-Dave
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:03:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-29 11:10:49 (#)
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PLEASE DO NOT POST IN BINARY CODE ANYMORE. THIS IS A NON-BINARY INTERNET COMMUNITY AND WE CANNOT READ BINARY. IF YOU CONTINUE TO POST IN BINARY I WILL NOTIFY AN ADMIN AND HAVE YOU BANNED.
-2!
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didn't make it past 1.10
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:59:50 EDT (#)
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it was also a pretty tough read.
so i didn't read it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-07 11:56:02 EDT (#)
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This was a pretty tough write.... :(