Spaghettio Post Thursday (768 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-09-07 14:08:03 EDT
So there I was...planning to write about hording the franks or meatballs at the bottom of the bowl until the end vs. just eating the contents as they happen to be drawn into the spoon.
And no, I didn't consider the freaks that eat the meatless kind. When I am king they will serve as the treads of the tanks that will roll over nations that I am unhappy with, and their children will be sold at auction for half the price of the other kids available for purchase.
(I'm totally a hoarder, by the way)
But then, for whatever reason, I got to thinking that it'd be pretty sweet to see some cans of Spaghettios act out a bit of a scene from the final act of Shakespeare's 'Titus Andronicus' instead.
Deal.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-08 14:54:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-08 10:13:10 EDT (#)
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Yes. There is much that Spaghettios can teach us, BobDole.
Perhaps they will have more to say in the future.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-08 07:39:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:13:28 EDT (#)
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This actualy brings a tear to Bob Dole's eye. He misses college days and wishes he could go back to the Shakespeare studies of EnglishII and hand in this post instead of his thesis paper.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:06:32 EDT (#)
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You're quite awesome.......face.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:05:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:01:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:53:38 (#)
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Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:39:56 (#)
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I thought you were supposed to wait before posting your UM entry.
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Kinda, you DID enter UMIV, didn't you? You are a pretentious prick who infers
that he can outwrite anyone here, so show us your stuff.
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I imply, you infer.
Just not too well, if you catch my meaning.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:39:56 (#)
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I thought you were supposed to wait before posting your UM entry.
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Kinda, you DID enter UMIV, didn't you? You are a pretentious prick who infers
that he can outwrite anyone here, so show us your stuff. What? How's that?
You lied? Well, imagine that!!!!
Good post, O. . .
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:39:56 EDT (#)
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I thought you were supposed to wait before posting your UM entry.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:15:08 EDT (#)
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My enter button is broken.
Please help me before I enter myself out of existance.
Help me!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-07 18:33:26 EDT (#)
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You know orgasmo. I keep a seperate label here on uber to document the "best post" according to me.
I cannot help but to add you once again.
You are truly a poet and something special.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-09-07 18:23:56 EDT (#)
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Thanks
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 17:44:41 EDT (#)
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Because he does not blink.
He watches you, every second of every day.
Don't turn around, ghola. He's behind you right now.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-07 17:42:15 EDT (#)
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i think that burger kind man is scarier than the clown from stephen king's "It"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:47:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:42:45 (#)
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I'm taking Shakespeare right now, so I appreciate this.
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What's on the forecast for the year? The standards, or some of the lesser read plays?
If you enjoy it, and haven't already, take a Renaissance Drama course. There's great stuff to be found there.
Submitted by mc (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:43:49 EDT (#)
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Golden.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:42:45 EDT (#)
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I'm taking Shakespeare right now, so I appreciate this.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:23:52 EDT (#)
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This is one of the best posts ever, me thinks.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:13:48 EDT (#)
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Fag below AND above!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:55:02 EDT (#)
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You had me at Spagettios...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:47:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:33:30 EDT (#)
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Unrequited brilliance.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:32:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:28:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:59:29 (#)
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At first, I thought that Helen Keller pic was Angela Merkel, the current Chancellor of Germany.
Nein, mein Gott so ein blöder Kohlsalat.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:07:06 EDT (#)
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It would be appropriate, Coleslaw, as 'The Chancellor of Germany' tends to make an appearance in some of my posts.
But, negative. Well, hell, it could be someone else entirely. I may be far too trusting of what comes up on an image search.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:02:30 EDT (#)
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How interes... ZZZzzzzz.....
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:59:29 EDT (#)
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At first, I thought that Helen Keller pic was Angela Merkel, the current Chancellor of Germany.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:57:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:34:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:22:53 (#)
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"oatmeal"
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HAHAHAHA
imokeelu
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:24:15 EDT (#)
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fuck yeah.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:22:53 EDT (#)
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"oatmeal"
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:21:35 EDT (#)
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"Spaghetti-O's".
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:18:52 EDT (#)
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I had to look twice at the poster, could have sworn it was TTOM. Entertaining as usual.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:18:00 EDT (#)
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You are so fucking ridiculous.
And I'm your biggest fan.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:17:46 EDT (#)
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I like how you did this. It's technically intellectual in nature, but it so isn't. I don't even know
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 14:14:44 EDT (#)
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Sigh. Make that "hoarding."