Vegas Anyone? (1046 hits)
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Submitted by shitfuck (View user info) at 2006-09-07 19:18:44 EDT
Here's the deal--
Next Friday, the 15th to be exactamondo, I will recieve a very large amount of money.
I have spent the last 3 years of my life working stupidly hard for this.
It's not enough to live on for the rest of my numbered days, but it is enough to quit my job, and focus primarily on a few things that have been ghosting my imagination:
1.) A cross Canada poetry/spoken word tour with my good friend Jaydon.
2.) A visit to Normandy. I want to see the beaches that my grandfather fought on.
3.) The purchase of a custom made, left handed Gibson guitar.
4.) A tattoo on the palm of my right hand. Truth.
5.) A weekend in Vegas.
I don't want an ubercon kind of fucking cocksmoke let's get together and pretend to love each other kind of thing, but I would like to 'accidentally' run into a few of the people I've known but not known for these last 3 years.
I'm flexible on the date, but prefer sooner rather than later.
Any takers?
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-10-22 17:17:32 EDT (#)
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Come on down, baby.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-27 01:29:31 EDT (#)
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I want to go....
poopy in your love holes.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:58:36 EDT (#)
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Enjoy your trip. Vegas rocks. I'm probably going to be moving there after nuclear winter here in NY is over... Or maybe before. It's fucking cold outstide :(
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:32:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:16:38 (#)
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I'm going to alert the CIA to your presence. At minimum, you'll be carted off for questioning.
But since what you've said/done here is certainly illegal, well... You could wind up in jail for a short stint."""
what a tool.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:20:39 EDT (#)
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I've been to 2, AJ.
Both Vegas.
I mean, is it actually possible to FLOCK to something, when 9 times out of 10 I don't go?
Haven't been to Cons in Chicago, New York, Connecticut, ski trips anything like that.
Just Vegas.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-13 13:08:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-09 01:24:59 (#)
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Wait, AJ wanting to get together with someone from Uber?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
I thought he HATED those get togethers.
</sarcasm>
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Not really, I just hate some of the fucking societal rejects that flock to them. i.e. you and Urbane.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:57:33 EDT (#)
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300k, that's my new lucky number!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-12 02:34:37 EDT (#)
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I'm too young yet, so have a +2.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-12 00:58:09 EDT (#)
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congrats...
but i'd go to fiji too, if i had the money you're talking about.
and why are you ranking all my shit with a +2?????
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-09-11 17:34:27 EDT (#)
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What guitar man? Les Paul? Explorer? Thunderbird?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-09 01:24:59 EDT (#)
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Wait, AJ wanting to get together with someone from Uber?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
I thought he HATED those get togethers.
</sarcasm>
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-09 01:10:59 EDT (#)
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I don't want an ubercon kind of fucking cocksmoke let's get together and pretend to love each other kind of thing
this is obviously exactly what you want.... you just want to get it whilst trying to seem too cool for school about it.
enjoy the circle jerk
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-08 20:58:14 EDT (#)
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300k is just around the bend.
Stabkill, you're a typical american. I pity you.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-08 13:44:22 EDT (#)
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You're not going to vegas.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-09-08 13:26:58 EDT (#)
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Hope you'll get what you're aiming for.
Buy the guitar before going to Vegas!!
What have you been doing for 3 years?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-08 12:21:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:51:29 (#)
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i have a picture of my grandfather in a WWII uniform but i have no idea what he did.
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Here's a hint: After the war, there were lots of pictures of him wearing all kinds of different clothes in the Eaton's catalogue.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-08 10:06:59 EDT (#)
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Let me know. You've got my email. I'm flexible too as long as it's around a weekend.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-08 04:52:25 EDT (#)
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I shall be in Vegas March 2007... I suspect that is a little too late.
Having said that, I will in in Memphis in October but I don't recall you asking if anyone wants to meet in Memphis.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-08 03:46:12 EDT (#)
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I've honestly got stupid $ and would be interested in visiting in/around Vegas for a couple of days just to see if you're game enough to hang with the big-boys and their toys.
It'd probably be your first rodeo but I guarantee you it would be fun.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-08 01:29:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:49:14 EDT (#)
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will you supply Courtesans of the highest quality?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:47:54 EDT (#)
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That would be mildly cool, but, alas, no one would pay for Bob Dole's cross-country airfare and excessive drinking habits.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:20:52 EDT (#)
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I have to say...before Stabkill even thought of threatening you, I was wondering how that would work (you coming to the states) since the Secret Service showed up at Bart's door requesting information on you.
Best of luck making it into America. I just got back from Vegas about a month ago, so I won't be there, but I'd like to bet on whether or not you make it to Vegas if that's at all possible. Can someone set this up? :p
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:55:57 EDT (#)
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though the difference is that north koreans are opressed against their will whereas dumbasses like Stabkill just wish for a totalitarian regime, free of 'liberals ' (whatever the fuck that means) and dissent.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:53:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:16:38 (#)
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I'm going to alert the CIA to your presence. At minimum, you'll be carted off for questioning.
But since what you've said/done here is certainly illegal, well... You could wind up in jail for a short stint.
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Way to encourage the tourism industry, idiot. Maybe when there are enough American nutjobs like yourself, visiting the US will feel like stepping into North Korea.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:51:29 EDT (#)
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i have a picture of my grandfather in a WWII uniform but i have no idea what he did.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:16:38 EDT (#)
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I'm going to alert the CIA to your presence. At minimum, you'll be carted off for questioning.
But since what you've said/done here is certainly illegal, well... You could wind up in jail for a short stint.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:15:47 EDT (#)
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My Papaw was a sailor in the Pacific. WWII and Korea. He had a battleship sink out from under him. I need to ask him what the name of it was.
Has anyone else here seen the documentary "Why We Fight"? I'm watching it now. It's pretty good.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:13:43 EDT (#)
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Congratulations on your largesse. Don't spend it all in one place.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:05:50 EDT (#)
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Hope everyone has a good time, and I wish I could be there, but it ain't in the cards this time.
Have fun. . . .
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:05:25 EDT (#)
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I'd be down, but I'll be in New Orleans. Plus, I'm sure I couldn't hang at the high roller tables. ;)
Good luck with the time off though. Hope you get some spiritual journey time in.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:59:55 EDT (#)
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Say buddy, with all this extra cash you should take a fellow edmontonian with you to Vegas!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:57:35 EDT (#)
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Normandy would be a cool vacation.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:45:25 EDT (#)
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Who was your grandad with?
Mine hit Juno Beach. He was a medic with the Cameron Highlanders.
Never talked about it...
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:59:44 EDT (#)
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I don't want an ubercon kind of fucking cocksmoke let's get together and pretend to love each other kind of thing
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Hahaha. ...Um, ahahaha.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:47:44 EDT (#)
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When they run your name at the border I'm sure that will put a dent in your plans. Have fun en Cuba, maricon.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:29:53 EDT (#)
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Stabkill, don't bother showing up.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:26:25 EDT (#)
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6. Getting AIDS after unprotected sex with underage prostitute in Vegas.
7. Arrested by the CIA outside your Vegas hotel room.
8. A year in Guantanamo camp X-Ray after being arrested on terror charges.
9. Death
Sounds like fun. Good luck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:19:20 EDT (#)
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I got Bahamas with the Mrs. for one of those 4 day/3 night hum jobs in October.
That's all the gaming I'll get...well, not counting the regular card games I get to play in around here...like tomorrow night.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:16:22 EDT (#)
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Why not rent a U-Haul, fill it with fuel oil and ammonium nitrate, and take a cross-crountry jaunt across America???
You'd get a police escort all the way....
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:03:44 EDT (#)
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I was thinking like next weekend, the 16th.
We'll see who else is in and then figure it the fuck out.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:59:26 EDT (#)
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I'll be in Vegas for Breeders Cup the weekend around November 4...but no sooner than that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:54:12 EDT (#)
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Dude.
I'd probably have to skip Vegas... but when (if) you make it to Vancouver I think an evening of beverages would be vastly entertaining.
I will not, however, pretend to love you.
...although there could be some random leg humping. Just sayin'.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:38:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:21:39 (#)
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Vegas is a shit show...but that one weekend could cost you your life savings....
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yeah better make Vegas the last stop on the deal.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:27:02 EDT (#)
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Leave the money in unmarked, non-sequential bills in a brown bag at the foot of the stone gorilla at Circus-Circus at exactly 3PM on the 15th and proceed inside to the courtesy booth where you will receive further instructions and a blow job from Maltese.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:24:53 EDT (#)
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I would, but I don't know you
have fun. Kracka should be back then.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:21:39 EDT (#)
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Vegas is a shit show...but that one weekend could cost you your life savings....
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-07 19:19:33 EDT (#)
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Kick ass! MASTURBATE ME!