Shlongy says... (3525 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.74 on 215 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Shlongysinyourbed (View user info) at 2006-09-07 20:26:10 EDT
Fags below...can deposit here.
User Reviews
Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-05 03:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MERRY XMAS, UBER...especially Uber broads!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-01-28 04:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy knows his hockey goons, +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-23 16:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We can do this, too, you know, Nekkid...
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-27 20:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My ol' buddy Kaithefag came back from Uber hibernation just to RATE MY POST???
How thoughtful.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-27 18:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy takes one in the pooper....
Film at 11......
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2006-11-27 18:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Suspicions confirmed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-20 20:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It made me laugh, too.
Speaking of making me laugh, when are you emailing me naked pictures of yourself?
Wait- that didn't come out right.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:08:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
has anyone ever told you that you look like the actor robert englund?
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That made me laugh
Thought I'd let you know
=)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 09:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll come up with something...I've been pretty busy traveling and getting hammered lately.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Shlongy...
Post something.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 08:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
200,000 hits is probably a "post-worthy" event.
...If I was a moron like the rest of you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
indeed it is
indeed it is
goodnight Shlongster
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 22:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a lot of reviews for this piece of poop.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-08 21:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:52:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Un-crumpled.
hahahaha
Also, 200th review.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-08 12:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes...Woody Harrelson, too.
Anyone ever tell you that you look like the broad who sucked me off in a porta-potty on Rush Street two years ago after a Cubs game at Wrigley?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
has anyone ever told you that you look like the actor robert englund?
Submitted by Angelnero (user info) at 2006-11-07 16:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DUR dur... uR OfF 2 A gR8 sTArT... BlaH BLah! U FUK!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Un-crumpled.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs a large black rodney to fully engage me
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-03 08:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No sign of toolboy...There's a surprise.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 12:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hopefully that royal fucking fag has offed himself already, saving you the trouble.
He wouldn't show up even if he were alive, he's a fucking pussy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-01 12:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm off to Atlanta...I'll be staying at one of Atlanta's 14 Courtyard Marriots downtown. Someone let Oathmeal know where to find me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, Ok, I'm down, muthafucka.
Nope, can't do it.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch this...
What's up nigga?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-25 17:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thorpe is losing his mind - someone find his mom so he has a tit to suckle on and he can come to his senses!
If that doesn't work, find TigerLilly - stat.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-25 17:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't tell me to shut up you baldo-dwarfo-enormo-conko failure.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-25 17:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are I the Antichrist, you smell dump truck? Crikey one which load of ZAMMO! ON SMACK! The winter of our disco is now! Quack Quack, pay attention me to smell hair.
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-25 17:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't make me use my scanner JL. Later,
DJ
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-25 17:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Both of you, shut the fuck up.
The "schtick" was ruined along time ago.
I HAVE to post something new...this fucking post turned into Coffee Talk with Linda Richmond.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that was the idea old boy - the double meaning business.
shlongy is a good egg really.
but don't tell anyone it fucks up his schtick.
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-25 02:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo you have an interesting name which I'll mention in a bit?
Maybe you should change your name to that. The translation stands alone. homo-perfecto
Before you get your panties in a twist. I am aware that it means perfect human. But for this boards sake the way you write it is funnier. Now as far as your name. Are you aware that Apollo was the God of Herds. Now having said that the sheep in your flock might miss you. baaaaa baaaaaa
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-24 16:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
erm, Shlongy?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-24 16:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:42:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo isn't this what you posted the other day
TRUTH: I am a genetically designed homo
I hate when my computer does that. ""
homo-perfecto actually old sprout.
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Two funny greenie legends. KG got on a drunken tangent one night trying to convince us why he would always go for the fattest ugliest woman in a bar. He said it was because it was the easiest pickup. And he did. He brought some women in that must've been a deuce and half. WTF. MY rule was never to take any bitch home that outweighed me. The other was we knew we could pay our cable bill when the beer cases hit the ceiling. Which was usually a week or two.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah...I have alters all over this dump.
Go deflate your head, matey.
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphaggy I'm a newbie to this so bear with me aren't you the Austalian guy who's favorite thing to do is to blow dingos.
I have a list of other things. Go listen to your tape of Tie me Kangaroo down sport or your Men at work CDS. By the way wtf is a vegimite sandwich.
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo isn't this what you posted the other day
TRUTH: I am a genetically designed homo
I hate when my computer does that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha shlongy is talking to his alter
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck let Spfaggy in?
I have to get that lock fixed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still get together with a group of our old baseball pals for a golf tournament every year and 23% of the time is spent telling "Greenie" stories. They never get old.
He's played in it a number of times but has been conspiciously absent the last few years after he showed up as an 18 handicapper one year and shot mid 80's for three days and won.
Last I heard from him was last Xmas.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake, can't you homos get a room?
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You had Proud and Bachus over the years. I roomed with Green. He's doing really well out there. Loves being in Idaho. Talk about having some funny stories. I have some great ones about Brockport some time. I"m going to pick up that book.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-24 09:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GREENIE'S IN YOUR BED!
BTW, that Josh book is great. I spoke to him after I bought it and he's a real big shot these days...but a great guy.
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-23 22:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seeing these posts cracked me up totally. I spoke to an old friend of yours the other day. KG out in Idaho. We were roomates at Brockport. They're building a new stadium out there. I had run across your name in the Josh lewin book. Too funny. I do have to pick up that book. You probably have enough funny material for a book right here online. I also laughed seeing the old cliche's pics and site. GP did a good job putting that up. I'll have to download the songs sometime. I was cracking up seeing how worked up they get about you. Later DJ
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-23 22:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't played "euchre" in forever- they don't play no euchre in the souuuuuth...although I don't remember losing too many times in THAT card game, either.
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-23 21:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the master of the put down. 35 years going strong. JL. Although I can still kick your ass in euchre. Although can't stack a deck like the old days.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-23 20:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Send me the Hilton Head slut instead...but they don't take aluminum cans or penny rolls so you may have to ask your mommy for the $20.
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess that means I'll have to cancel my order with that toothless Bluffton crack ho I was going to send to your office this afternoon. That's ok she'd only cost me 20 bucks. I'll put it on your tab you faggot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-23 08:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like your Uber body of work, dj, you fucking troll.
And NO, you can't suck me off...so quit emailing me.
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-21 14:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is so gay his mother had to tie a crucifix to get the priests to play with him
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-21 11:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I lied about a new post yesterday...I got caught up in:
1) Leaving work early
2) Golf
c) Drinks and aps
4) A play...did I mention "free plays"? West Side Story.
5) Action
I promise that the next 48 hours will produce an amzing post - a story about Shlongy's "Menage a trois" with a couple of our more popular female Uberites.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:51:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:49:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who wants a new Shlongy post today? Say "Yay".
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Yay. Just make sure it's 'Oathmeal Approved'.
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*giggle*
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kudos great shot.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:49:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who wants a new Shlongy post today? Say "Yay".
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Yay. Just make sure it's 'Oathmeal Approved'.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-20 13:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy* fuck balls I'm sorry I messed up your name. Better than me calling you penisy though eh?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-20 12:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No quotation marks needed sir. I know it is you who said that which wasn't funny either.
Unless your quoting something and you forgot to name your source. Either way it's much better than that nice crap.
Get Bent- Breakfast Club. It didn't have the word fuck in it though so maybe it's from another movie?
mind your own fucking buisness- Every lame teenage angst film ever.
quotes cited for your pleasure and ease. Have a wonderful day shongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK...I'll take your advice.
We'll start with "Get fucking bent" and "mind your own goddamn business".
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean. You made a really bad not funny not joke?
I think you should stick to calling people names and being mean. Cause it IS funny.
You being nice.... not so much!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You made a not joke?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No shit. I've tried my hand at WRITING scripts and those have panned out real well so far...not.
It's hard work.
I'm not a big fan of hard work.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have your own TV show
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Face the facts: You're easily amused.
As am I.
Mostly, by myself.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The votes are in and I will be posting.."
Why this shit makes me smile I've no idea. It's like paint_it_black replying to every review "who the fuck is this dickhead?"
+2 smiling.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The votes are in and I will be posting - with bonus picture - today, thanks to a 2-0 landslide victory!
You guys are SURE to be disappointed and pissed off after you see what I concocted last night after 5 hours of Poker and a half bottle of GlenFiddich 15 "Golden Solara".
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DO IT
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
'yay'.
*acts excited*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who wants a new Shlongy post today? Say "Yay".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-19 18:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
moneyshot- How's all those broads you have working out for you? I hear you're quite the "bon vivant".
BUahauahauahahahahahaaa....Fuckhead!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-19 18:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is an idiot old man with a pecker nose. That is all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-19 18:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm agreeing with you all over Uber today.
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-10-19 17:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy is the best!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-16 15:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sure? I'm pretty certain I named myself King.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.....
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-16 15:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, you're The (artist formerly known as) Prince of Uber.
I'm The King.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-16 15:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm the King of Uber. Bow down and kiss my ass.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-16 14:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlong, I don't retal, I just find it amusing that you go out of your way, is all. Believe me, I don't care about the ratings, if that isn't obvious. Hey look at this: an honest rating out of you... http://www.ubersite.com/m/82196#1778457 I guess that was when you didn't feel threatened, I suppose. You're a hack.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-16 13:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a cock knuckle...just thought I should let you know before you forget again, you alheimer ridden fuck.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-11 21:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, in Part II tonight, you'll be bent over something so start lubing up.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't have a sexual dream about you
I actually had a dream you were following me and you thought I didn't know
Then I turned around and caught you off guard
You're a stalker, even in my dreams
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How was I in the sack?
When you woke up , were your panties twisted around your head?
If so, it WAS me.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had a dream about you last night
You should post something soon
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So am I, apparently.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a fag.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have the best doc, that's why it took so long...
Youi should've asked your retirement home to find you another doctor.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I was GOING to have surgery but the Doctor that I wanted to use was busy trying to surgically remove your head from either your own ass or your boyfriends ass so I just toughed it out in rehab.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So following this incident, did the ass surgery come first or the back surgery?
I'm just curious.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Superb
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Icy...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I model my style of dress after Jed Clampett, you stupid fuck.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-10-10 08:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you were rich. Why are you wearing clothes like that?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-06 14:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a nasty fucker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-06 12:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love that picture of your pusada...it always makes me hard.
Well, at least it will once I receive it.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-06 12:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this picture of you
It always makes me laugh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-06 12:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He jumped me...Caught me by surprise.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-10-05 18:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
always took you for the pitcher not the catcher. interesting.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just figured out what you were talking about...I had to go back like a year and a half to your old post.
God, you people have memory's like elephants.
And weight issues like elephants, too.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2006-10-03 19:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh shlongy shlongy shlongy.
dont get your knickers in a twist.
Clearly you do not have a good memory, or one that cares for such pointless things.
Originally, it was your reply to one of my posts a long while ago.
God it's good to be back
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He looks like he's smarter than you are.
I know for a fact he wouldn't write a post as shitty as this one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, a bit cold but not too painful, actually.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a fag.
And that looks painful.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lousy spaniards
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
USA cannot play in the team portion of The Ryder Cup...
I was just in a bar for lunch watching the morning action...even though I already know the results of the PM action.
USA looks like shit, as usual.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
somehow i missed this.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-22 13:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey shlong are you watching the ryder cup?
i have downloaded a little application that lets me watch the USA network on my computer.
hit me up and i'll give you the link.
although you prob have a tv in your office being a senior dude and all.
us plebs do what we can.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy has morphed into a prolific poster.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-13 22:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fag above.
sorry.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-13 22:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fag above
OKAY NOBODY DO ANY MORE RATINGS ON THIS
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-13 21:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont think i rated this
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-11 18:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Could be...I'll have to see your box to confirm.
Or deny.
Deny... deny... defuckingny.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-11 15:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dad?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-11 14:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After the whole Pat Tillman debacle, I never thought I'd say out loud that I'm a fan of "friendly fire" but I'll make an exception in moneyshotforyou's case.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-10 12:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bubbalovesthecock
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-10 11:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-10 11:14:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
youwishhomo
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-10 05:40:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
dork
++++++++++++
Mr. Military has a homo fetish and he likes to call names.
Just what our military needs, hmmmmm?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-10 11:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
100th review.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-10 11:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How's Loki's cock taste, asshole?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-10 11:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
youwishhomo
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-10 05:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dork
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit...forgot to change to my alter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dead post. Too high of a rating.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-08 21:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag above.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-08 19:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:38:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, this post proved the old adage:
A fag snowman will immediately attract a bunch of Uberfags.
(i.e. Kaelic, COMountain, artmalone, fuckface, etc.)
This was just a sociological experiment...and those professors were right.
Thanks for playing!
-
har har fuck face
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, this post proved the old adage:
A fag snowman will immediately attract a bunch of Uberfags.
(i.e. Kaelic, COMountain, artmalone, fuckface, etc.)
This was just a sociological experiment...and those professors were right.
Thanks for playing!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-08 13:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
here's me being surprised:
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meh
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-09-08 13:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are such a dipshit little troll, Daisy duke.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-08 12:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so hot, you're melting that snow man.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-08 11:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
that snowman is only actually 3 feet tall.
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Shit. 'Pollo did it first...and better.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-08 11:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The funniest thing about this picture is "Frosty" is only 6 feet high.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-08 11:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just me, or is your hair frightened? It seems to be running away from the beak in the middle of your face.
PS: I heard Frosty is hung like a hangnail. Is there any truth to this?
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-08 11:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahah, shlongy gets his pooper violated by the snowman....te he he...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-08 10:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brokeback Christmas Village
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-09-08 09:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more tits
Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-08 09:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-08 04:52:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bingo.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-09-08 08:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't care what he says (and it wasn't much anyway ) .
Especially for shlongy : how to kill yourself and do humanity a favor ;
1 pick up a medium sized brick .
2 direct brick onto forehead .
3 if still conscious , repeat with double speed/force.
4 ask friend to take pic's for uber .
5 receive +2 in unmeasurable quantity's.
6 if possible die in process. (thank you)
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2006-09-08 08:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
with a name like Shlongy, i KNEW you'd be an assburglar.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-08 08:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nor spelling, apparently.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-09-08 07:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy....there is no photosopping necessary here.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-08 07:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-08 07:47:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
I find it hard to believe that one of you geniuses has yet to photoshop Caul - or anyone's face - on to me...or onto Frosty there, as of yet.
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That's pretty astute. It's Thursday - well it was.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-08 07:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find it hard to believe that one of you geniuses has yet to photoshop Caul - or anyone's face - on to me...or onto Frosty there, as of yet.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-08 07:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look sober as a judge.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-08 04:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bingo.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-08 03:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I should have known that you enjoy getting your shit packed tight from the white and rock-hard frozen dick of a fat red-nosed stranger at the local shopping mall during the holiday season.
But if I may be so bold, and you want to experience the sensation of bleeding from both ends, allow me to suggest Kwanzaa.
From what my sources have told me, I guarantee you won't go black.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-09-08 01:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Melts in your ass, not in your hands.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:55:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:52:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
How many scanners did you smash against the wall before you got this picture online?
NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, WISEASS.
(Only 3)
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ONLY 3 !!!! ONLY 3 !!!! HA AHA HA HA H AHHA AH A LOLZ 4 LIFE H AH AH AH AH AH ALOLZ
SHUTUP FAGGOT
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah I have her address too if you're interested, wardy.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:41:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:02:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Would it help, wardy, if I told you that my mom took this picture?
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only if you told me where she lives.
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I'll tell you where she lives
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're gay.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:02:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Would it help, wardy, if I told you that my mom took this picture?
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only if you told me where she lives.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what an ugly little red faced man you are, corky
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not allowed to dislike something you post? You've certainly expressed your distaste for some of my posts and I didn't get all huffy.
I'm rating the POST and not the POSTER.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:57:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop laughing thinking about how much effort you must have put into posting this fucking picture. It must have taken you several hours, a $500 bottle of Scotch, and thousands of dollars of expensive computer equipment.
You're my hero. """
that was funny.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what do you mean 'lately'?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
that snowman is only actually 3 feet tall.
BUAHAUAHAUHAUAHahahahahaha You should try that review as your next post because you suck lately.
On a side note, after THAT review, you can stop emailing me, Strawberrybeave.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The reviews bumped up your rating.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that snowman is only actually 3 feet tall.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't matter.
Mr. Koolaid used to give me "the creeps". That fucking "ear-to-ear koolaid smile".
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had Mrs. Shlongy pegged as a frigid woman, but I didn't think she'd be this cold.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont know where im going with that
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuckin a right
where do you think those rosey red cheeks came from
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That fucking snowman sure looks happy...I think he and Mr. Koolaid are a couple of buttbuddies.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would it help, wardy, if I told you that my mom took this picture?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey man that snowman seems pleased
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
faggot.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
aaaaaaaaaaargh that snowman is fucking an elf.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to be at a party at the Shlongy's for Halloween. I wouldn't
need a mask. . .
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ah, Christmas at the Shlongys.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, you just need ice.
i think I won't make frozens though. On the rocks will do just fine.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont you have to let that margarita stuff freeze first?
some advice: get good tequila. The dirty sanchez brand makes the marga...drinks taste bad.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drunk dial me
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:19:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Im drunk & bored
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I just finished my laundry. I'm going to go to the store and get some margarita fixings.
I intend to mix up a blender and drink it all myself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sober...Mrs. Shlongy is drunker than hell and driving me crazy, grabbing my nuts and stuff.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im drunk & bored
http://gabbly.com/http://www.ubersite.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lechuza- it was OUR X-mas card three years ago, against the wishes of Mrs. Shlongy, who apparently, wanted to keep all of the copies I made for herself.
I emailed it to 30 people and sent autographed copies to another 15 losers.
I mean, friends.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This site was MADE for the virgin homo dipshits on ubersite
http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
noob
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, Shlongy's lying. He's very computer literate. He wrote that nasty little Windows worm and then framed that fat kid for it.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
real cool
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I now know how my xmas cards will look like this year
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I already started work on my "fiscal year fourth quarter" post...to ensure I get it on Uber by December of 2006.
My fans just HAVE to exhibit a little patience and you get rewarded with works of art like THIS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:55:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
HE'S MISTER WHITE CHRISTMAS,
HE'S MISTER SNOW,
*mumbled* blah, blahblah, blah blahblah
something, something, TWENTY BELOW
Hey! That's exactly how I sing that song, too.
Actually, I sing a lot of songs that way, including relics like "Happy Birthday to you"...drives everyone nuts.
Tough shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop laughing thinking about how much effort you must have put into posting this fucking picture. It must have taken you several hours, a $500 bottle of Scotch, and thousands of dollars of expensive computer equipment.
You're my hero.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HE'S MISTER WHITE CHRISTMAS,
HE'S MISTER SNOW,
*mumbled* blah, blahblah, blah blahblah
something, something, TWENTY BELOW
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too much gay
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:52:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
How many scanners did you smash against the wall before you got this picture online?
NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, WISEASS.
(Only 3)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, what was the problem?! I turned it into a jpeg for you. You know I'm here for you, you should have said something!
:'(
It's Tiger isn't it? She doesn't let you talk to anyone else but her.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Burl Ives?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I farted after viewing this.
Does that make me gay?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How many scanners did you smash against the wall before you got this picture online?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a fucking computer wizard...ask ForensicBeave.
I think she saw this picture four months ago and I just now got it to attach.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All those fucking Christopher Guest/Michael McKean movies are funnier than shit.
I mean, which list of all time great movies is Spinal Tap NOT on?
And "The Mighty Wind" is fucking hilarious, too.
Loved Best in Show...Fred Willard as the TV commentator is fucking A-1 priceless.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I'm still amazed that you know how to use a computer and make any posts whatsoever
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey--have you seen the movie 'Best in Show'? I laughed my ass off.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know how I feel about this. Sorry.
As your little monkey Sorrell pointed out, this site is my life, so I'll have to spend several hours contemplating this post before I issue a rating.
It could be positive, it could be negative. WHO KNOWS?!?!?!?!? IM FEELING WACKY TODAY!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A gallon...yeah that seems about right.
Hold on to that...don't waste any.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still have the gallon you sent me. You said to keep it ready for when you got here.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a cold fuck. . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LUBE?
Sure, NOW you tell me...
Got any I can borrow...you know...in case the need arises again?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I advised you to use lube. From the look on your face, I assume you didn't listen to me.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We all know where Frosty's carrot is.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There goes my best chance at a "perfect score" - thanks, Spfaggy - so let the -2's rain down on me...
I can take it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had entire story written out about picking up this pale chick (or so I thought) in a bar but realized that no one really bothers to read my posts ANYWAY so what the fuck...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92772
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:31:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's actually tied with all my other ones for "best in show".
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You're right
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like frosty is giving the frozen sausage to freddy krueger
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Homo.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ENTERTAINING
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's actually tied with all my other ones for "best in show".
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Your best post
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 20:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright...who stole my password??? I'm telling bart.