Kids, gotta love 'em (698 hits)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (View user info) at 2006-09-07 20:59:48 EDT
A couple of months back, i was heading home from work. I had just picked my kids up from daycare and some asshole pulls out right in front of me. So I do what comes natural, stick my head out the window, flip him off and scream "you fucking asshole" at the top of my lungs. As I swerve around him, my 4 yr. old daughter (who's window is down) yells "you fucking asshole". My chin almost poked a hole in my chest it hit it so hard. So I glance back at her to tell her how I shouldn't have said that cause it isn't nice, when she says "Daddy, what is a fucking asshole?". I felt like the worst dad in the world. So then last week, my 15 month old son is being a little wild. He learned to climb. He can climb just about anything. I go yank his little ass off the dining room table and put him on the floor, naturally he starts screaming at the top of his lungs. My daughter looks at me and says "he is really pissed off isn't he daddy" I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself, even while my wife smacked me in the back of the head. Does that make me a bad father?
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-08 11:13:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92772
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-08 11:12:07 EDT (#)
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As long as you don't beat your kids, I think you are doing okay.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-08 10:27:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-08 09:53:28 EDT (#)
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Here, bro:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79603
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-08 05:10:42 EDT (#)
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Fuck on.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-08 02:58:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:37:28 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:56:45 (#)
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fuck off
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Yeah, FUCK OFF
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Take some of your own advice.
Not you, apullo. You can have teh ghey butsecks with my dog.
Submitted by ugly (user info) at 2006-09-08 02:05:56 EDT (#)
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plus you can teach them how to act like daddy but not get caught by mommy
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-08 00:25:16 EDT (#)
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Not at all. If you enroll your child in the "Bob Dole School for Well Prepared Children", they will be schooled in all of the important aspects in life, including but no limited to:
*Where to piss in public
*How to hail a taxi
*The proper grammer and syntax of curse words
*Popular hand gestures, and which ones are best used while driving
*Proper cop bribes
*Easy disposal of bodies
*What to threaten your landlord with to extend your due dates
*How to spot the real skanks at the strip clubs
*Where to get cheap booze
and most importantly of all
*Appreciate all your parents do for you. Afterall- They're gonna curse. It's just a matter of how proficent they are by age 12.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:07:12 EDT (#)
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That, orgasmatron, is a grand fucking idea. thanx. I know all kinds of swear words and phrases in spanish and german.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:03:23 EDT (#)
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I have a similar, very clear memory from when I was 4 years old. Some guy cut off my dad and he yelled out the window, "Go fuck your hat, pal!"
It was spectacular.
Your kid will remember that for the rest of her life.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:01:51 EDT (#)
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Start teaching the kids to swear in foreign languages.
The wife will be none the wiser.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-07 23:00:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:37:28 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:56:45 (#)
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fuck off
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Yeah, FUCK OFF
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Paint It Black, you are dumber than KindaNews, and that makes you dumber than a
fucking slug. STFU!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:54:09 EDT (#)
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No apollo, actually I don't. If you read the post before this one(old name, new user) you will see why I don't.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:49:47 EDT (#)
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you know who I am
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:43:04 EDT (#)
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paint it black can fuck off also. Does your name signify you being a white guy suffering from negro envy?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:37:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:56:45 (#)
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fuck off
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Yeah, FUCK OFF
Submitted by Emridhs (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:11:21 EDT (#)
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Not at all.
I knew how to swear almost before I could walk.
Honestly with my father, I wouldnt be surprised if my first words where "fucking arsehole"
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:07:08 EDT (#)
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Apollo, are you an angry person or what.
p.s. fuck off yourself.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-07 22:00:25 EDT (#)
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Funny but ... um ... yea.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:56:45 EDT (#)
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fuck off
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:48:42 EDT (#)
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If you are, then so am i.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:29:14 EDT (#)
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Who says you do?
I don't. Fuck them.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:26:09 EDT (#)
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hahaahaha fucking hahaahahahasa
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that was funny as hell
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:04:57 EDT (#)
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