I can't meet girls anywhere else, I may as well try here. SPT (609 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.76 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bundaberg (View user info) at 2006-09-07 21:19:00 EDT
23. SWM. I live with my parents and have an exciting career in the fast food industry. I'm looking to meet a SWF with humongous boobs and a beautiful ass. Must be in great shape, and hot enough to make all the other guys down at the restaraunt jealous. I enjoy having sex and not calling, so she should be into that as well. Also, and I stress this, she must swallow. Don't call, if you don't swallow.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-11 19:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome to SausageFest!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:06:04 EDT (#)
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You look like an applehead Chihuahua. I hate Chihuahuas.
Submitted by GodtheFather (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:25:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Faggot
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-09-08 16:37:36 EDT (#)
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You fit the average perfectly.
That's why you'll end up with average... you do the math, kid.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-09-08 16:33:23 EDT (#)
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SHOW US YOUR TITS!
+0 redemption from Lisa's comment, though.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-08 16:22:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:56:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:37:23 (#)
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try this one
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3101
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I fuckin love this woman.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-08 16:17:54 EDT (#)
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I charge $300 an hour. No kissing on the mouth.
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2006-09-08 15:44:21 EDT (#)
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Is this working for you?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:56:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:37:23 (#)
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try this one
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3101
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I fuckin love this woman.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Do yourself a favor and don't even try.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:49:47 EDT (#)
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hooray, youre really breaking new ground here, genius.
quick, sombody sign this guy to a film/book/television deal. he's clearly teh comdey find of the century.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:37:23 EDT (#)
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try this one
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3101
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:34:28 EDT (#)
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...This was serious?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good luck with ALL that.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:27:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:21:54 (#)
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If this was a satire of something current I would give it a higher rating.
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ilovethisnoob
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Faggot
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:23:42 EDT (#)
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I can't be the only single guy in his early twenties on this site. A profile of the average Uber user is 23, single, spends all day playing WoW and masturbating to porn.
I fit the average perfectly. Right??
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-07 21:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this was a satire of something current I would give it a higher rating.