attn IT people out there. HELP ME! (1423 hits)
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Submitted by kim t <kim_terceira.at.yaho.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-23 15:24:35 EDT
somebody help,
usually when i open up IE I get what we call 'infolink', you have to sign in and it's just our general company info blahb blha.
Now for some fucking reason it's opening up to www.findthewebsiteyouneed.com wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why? how do i fix? i'm gonna get screwed at work again if i dont figure out how to get infolink back? :(
any advice would be GREATLY appreciated!
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-27 15:46:00 EDT (#)
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so... I stopped reading awhile back.
Summarize for me... did everyone grow up and realize how asinine this fight was?
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-06-26 17:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I have done the same thing before. I totally feel ya. Yeah Kim, i am glad the brownies were a success(they were a success right?)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-26 17:22:15 EDT (#)
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I'm over it and fine with this, but really the thing to do at the time would have been to just admit that you didn't catch the tone with which my comment was intended instead of compounding it by continuing to press it just because that was the direction you felt pushed. It's really not a big deal to mistake someone's intentions when all you have to go by are typed words on a page. I think that's where little shit like this : - ) comes from.
Submitted by kim02721 at 2003-06-26 17:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was me below.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-26 17:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't ATTAck her (shit, I was attacked, no?). All I read from her was a sarcastic little ditty " ooh let me let me
is it a homepage issue
go to your company's website
go to tools - internet options
general
under home page click "use current"
do I win, did it work?"
i didn't read any further and made my comment. (and right away realized that it was actually an entertaining comment and that I was just mad that she made me feel like a dick, I would have not singled her out but for some reason (probably because I fear a one-one with her more than any other female--well maybe Loren--on here) her comment got to me the most. I didnt mean to OFFEND her (and I'm pretty sure it didn't in the slightest, at least not as much as it did everyfuckingone else), it's a fucking website, and from what I've read of Loki's, she sure as hell doesn't need anyone to DEFEND her. and I also stated after that post that I didnt mean it as a dig, but by the time I made that second comment Hidden is already jumping up my asshole before I got the chance to elaborate on the bitch comment.
Hidden, I agree it was an extremely shitty post but I wont apologize for it. I expected -2's but the fucking bashing on me was a little extreme. imho.
and also, you really don't know people as well as you think --you can shove your assumptions up your ass.
STrEETPunk----------I love you. I have to explain the brownie story, I'll be in touch!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-25 12:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i said that because i must have liked another one of your posts. however, this one is pure shit. hence the -2. loki tried to help you and you fucking jumped on her shit. fuck that. i'm fucking tired of dizzy bitches like you. you fucking females jump all over each other's shit just because it's another female, but you didn't say shit when the guys told you how stupid you were. just the other day a female friend of mine met another female friend of mine for the first time.
her- "i don't like her."
me- "it's impossible that she just gave you any reason whatsoever to not like her. what the fuck is wrong with you, bitch?"
her- "i don't know. i just don't like her. girls are like that."
FUCK. THAT.
BITCH
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-06-25 12:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There were rude comments before and after yours. She might have misread the lines. I have done that before. I defended myself against someone who hadn't said anything mean to me. I bet she did that and instead of admitting to the mistake she felt she needed to keep it going. I would have done the same thing. It's a little embarrassing to go back on it after you already called someone a bitch. Kim really is a nice girl. I only know her through uber but she has emailed me a time or two and always responds to my messages with nice things to say. She smokes pot and I gave her a recipe for MJ brownies. I would think that you two would get along. Maybe you guys can make up and smoke a tribute bowl/joint/blunt for each other. :-)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-25 11:28:12 EDT (#)
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I never did get why she attacked me. Street you know her any thoughts?
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-06-25 11:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kim, you are still my friend. :-)a +2 to balance shit out a little.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-06-25 11:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
400+ Hits for this shit???
Oh fuck I have just added to the heat.
Fuck.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2003-06-25 02:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF....
Since when is ubersite a Help forum for Computer tards???
I thought we were Uber.....
I am sad now I better go have a drink.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:45:44 EDT (#)
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I've had my coffee now and the moment has passed, but I will keep this offer in mind.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:40:31 EDT (#)
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Loki will you marry me?
Im good in bed and always enjoyed the finer things about an older woman.
You could show me the ways of the world and mold me into the perfect man =0)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:34:10 EDT (#)
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20 is even better, still too young to drink in public, big money saver there
This post actually made me burst out laughing. Hooray for today, no meetings and that big project with that horrible evil bitch is over. Maybe I'm just giddy.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2003-06-24 10:28:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-16 12:55:52 (#)
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yeah, Kim is pretty cool.
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-16 12:49:20 (#)
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kim02721 - welcome welcome. Are you new? Do you have an account yet? We need more intelligent, down to earth chicks here on Uber. But, I need to know one thing - how do you feel about teenagers in general? LOL, ? well?
Yupsiree - when it comes to sex and peoples measurements - I'm a firm believer that once lying down, we're all the same size. :-p
Loren
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So, Hidden, was that you talking out your ass or riding Loren's coat tail again? whatever dude.
I cannot believe this post made it to most heat. how embarassing.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-24 09:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's great, Had!
ps- kimmy is still a dumb bitch.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-24 09:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This has become way to crazy. It's so out of hand that I have actually text messaged ATTN GHEY MENZ to peoples cell phones.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-24 09:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drink, don't worry, man. Crash said it. but just one more for good measure-
ATTN GHEY MENZ
loki- WTF???
kimmy- you're still a dumb bitch.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-24 09:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You need coffee and I need a great older woman...
Looks like a match made in heaven if I could make coffee... Or cook for that matter...
I could always make lobster for a first date though... Wouldnt even need a pot... Just a microwave... HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-24 09:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there charm with the age of 20 Loki?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-24 08:58:50 EDT (#)
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There is a certain charm about the age of 19; still young enough to believe what you tell them but old enough that you don't have to show them what to do.
dear god what's wrong with me
I need coffee
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-06-24 08:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post has gotten out of hand. Lets get to the real issue at hand:
Twice, yes twice, the word ATTN was used here and not even once for ATTN GHEY MENZ. Thats illegal.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2003-06-24 08:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks to those of you that tried to help me. but i'm screwed anyway. the computer's set up so that I cannot change the home page. the field is grayed out.
love,
the whore/bitch/moron
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-24 08:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*I think Rick is cute, he's a bit young for my tastes but he is cute. I also picked up a great snipe from him that I used just today. It goes like this:
loki: "rough morning?" (faking concern)
bitch in the next cube: "not really why do you ask?"
loki: "well you just kind of look like you put on your make-up in the car today"*
AHHHHHHHHHH HA!!!! I never thought of using that as an insult!!! Ill have to try that next time!
And thanx for the compliment Loki =0) Hey age aint nuttin but a numba right?
Is it normal to have a girl say "When you ate me out it felt so good. It was like having sex doggy style."
Im not sure whether or not I should take THAT as a compliment or if its kind of an insult to me... Oh well...
Hey wanna find out loki? =0)~
This bitch still gets a negative 2
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-06-24 07:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just fucking shoot yourself - it'll be in easier in the long run
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-06-24 02:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN GHEY MENZ!!! HELP ME!
Submitted by sevens (user info) at 2003-06-23 21:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
lets see..you go to right click on start, then explore, then choose your "my computer" icon. Now, delete it from your computer..ignore any warnings...thats just microsoft being silly. you know how the saying goes "listen to sevens to have you computer fixed" fixed...hmm..or was it 'fuxed'.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-23 18:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks ASSHOLE. You obviously didn't read anything below where the exact FUCKING same thing was said about 6 fucking hundred times.
Submitted by qmakowski (user info) at 2003-06-23 18:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go to "Tools" "Internet options" "programs" tab, and restore internet settings, should work.... "should"
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK AGAIN!!! I MEANT MINUS FUCKING TWO!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna send out the biggest fuck you possible to everybody in the world. Shove it all up your fucking asses and die in a fucking bloody fucking mess you fuckin fucksticks DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:28:23 EDT (#)
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It was a good bootie call, it wasn't worth what it did to my insurance.
What did we learn kids? We learned that on the way back to campus from a bootie call, you should just be at one with missing anthropology instead of speeding.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:26:24 EDT (#)
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How do you think she became a Sex Goddess? One does not inherit the title without practice...
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Loki said she was on a booty call.....that cracked me up!
Not the idea of it Loki, just that you said it.
hahaha
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:16:45 EDT (#)
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IQ tests basically measure two things:
#1 Your innate ability for pattern recognition.
#2 How much practicing you have done to hone you pattern recognition abilities.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:15:48 EDT (#)
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MENSA
NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association)
.... they're all the same.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:07:05 EDT (#)
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I went to a MENSA site of some kind, and took their entrance exam. I passed, but they wanted money or something and then I realized... why the hell would I want to be in MENSA? I wouldn't want to hang out with anyone pretentious enough to care, although it would be cool to meet smart people.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kim.....Loki, you all need to make up and be nice. Kim is a sweet heart and Loki....is well.....Loki, she is funny. Maybe Kim mistakingly read the wrong reply. i have done it before and made smug comments to people who were just talking.
Razor, thank you for saying that. IQ test do indeed mean nothing. I don't know what my iq is nor do I care. I have the ability to think rationally and logically most of the time all though I am very capable of brain farting. Intelligence is not something that I think can be measured in humans in a general form. Some humans are intelligent at some things but ignorant about others. Some people can grasp certain concepts that others can't and vice versa.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:01:31 EDT (#)
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That's pretty good Razor. I cannot crack a 150. A bunch of us at my old job were screwing around trying to see who could get the best score. Even after knowing the tricks, I couldn't get my score to change. I swear I took it 6 times and all 6 times I got a 148. I think it's rigged.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 17:01:27 EDT (#)
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AHA!
That whole site is a trick monkey, but I get it. I was bored so I went to take their IQ test... and then they asked me for my email address.
I hit back on my browser and saved myself a ton of spam mail, thus proving my intelligence.
Very clever.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:59:36 EDT (#)
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I think Rick is cute, he's a bit young for my tastes but he is cute. I also picked up a great snipe from him that I used just today. It goes like this:
loki: "rough morning?" (faking concern)
bitch in the next cube: "not really why do you ask?"
loki: "well you just kind of look like you put on your make-up in the car today"
oh HEALL YEA now THAT's being a bitch
also never actually took place, but I thought it and it was privately amusing
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:58:50 EDT (#)
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Monkey... you don't really think that an iq test proves anything do you?
Please note: According to these "tests" my IQ is 152, so I'm not crying because the system is against me.
I'm just trying to imagine our government run by people with high IQs... it would be terrifying.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This thread is phenomenal!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow Id take offense to that if it werent coming from a moron who didnt know how to change their homepage on their computer.
Plus my ears are cute. Girls likes to nibble on them. Plus Id rather be a skinny (but muscular) bastard any day over dumb ass such as yourself.
Id say its safe to say that you are a complete moron if you have to insult the way I look to take any jabs at me at all. Meanwhile I can sit here and take multiple jabs at your intellect (which there is none of) and make more hits home because they are true based on the conjunction of your inability, inability rather, to change your homepage on Internet Explorer and the pathetic attempt at your attacks on how I look physically. Which, by the way, I take no offense to whatsoever. So for you to make an attack on a part of me which females find attractive is to scoff at. Meanwhile my attacks on a part of you which shows your ignorance are humerous and enjoyed by all users on this Ubersite.
If you get confused reading that Ill just dumb it down to a level even you can understand.
Youre a dumb bitch with no hope. Im a cute bastard with great potential.
At least I can have an operation to reduce how much my ears protrude from my head. Youll always be a moron.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:40:26 EDT (#)
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Can you get a prayer for judgment continued on that ticket? It's going to fuck your insurance. I got one for 77 in a 65 when I was in college. I just paid it because I was in fact speeding and I didn't want my dad to know that the reason I was speeding was that it was Monday morning and I was heading back to campus from a bootie call. Three years my insurance was about double what it had been.
and thanks for getting my back
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:36:25 EDT (#)
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loki - "I read through all the comments and it seems as though you are the only one who thought I was being a bitch."
I decided to be the bitch for you. Hey, somebody had to, after all, someone was being unfairly blamed, right? Aren't you happy I can be here to fill your shoes when you aren't behaving like your normal bitchy self?
I'm playing hookie tomorrow!!!!!!! I'm psyched! Yaye for me.
I got a speeding ticket this morning. 80 in a 55. I'm fucked. I hate state troopers. I hate all cops.
Bye
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:33:22 EDT (#)
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Fabish -
"Your not making a very well impression."
Were you being facetious or retarded when you wrote this? ;)
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:33:08 EDT (#)
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Loki -
Who cares about this bitch? Remember, you're the one with the Buddha.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:30:48 EDT (#)
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I read through all the comments and it seems as though you are the only one who thought I was being a bitch. Wow you have quite a way with people, very perceptive of you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What did I do? I was trying to be nice turveytopsy was right, I was just trying to beat the real computer geeks to the punch and show off. That and I figured if it was something that I knew how to do, they would eat you alive for not knowing.
how does that make me a bitch?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Call tech-support you helpless, hopeless asspimple.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:22:20 EDT (#)
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advice: dont get on one person's bad side and then insult everyone that protects them. loki wasnt being a bitch (because sex goddesses cant be bitches), despite what youve misconceived, and your constant rebuttles arent winning you any merit here either. just do whats best for us all and drop it.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're an asshole, Loki is the one who helped you, at least as far as I can tell. Go to hell you fucking noob.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your not making a very well impression.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:16:02 EDT (#)
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Kim, I thought you said you sent me an email. I didn't get one. it made me sad.:-(
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"since it's impossible to 'prove' my intelligence over the internet" - kimmy02721
http://www.iqtest.com/
Come back and let us know.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:13:18 EDT (#)
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moooooooooooooooooooooove. (Jimmy Fallon impersonation)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd like that.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey manfre, since it's impossible to 'prove' my intelligence over the internet I'll resort to petty name calling. you hairy assed SKINNY little prick with big ears. so HA.
whatever, i'm going home. you can now go back to sucking hiddens weiner.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, everyone is such a sweetheart *giggle!* *tee-hee!*
BITCH
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:02:44 EDT (#)
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whore...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hiddens head is potatoe shaped only because he has to house a large brain. I bet your heads concave... To accomodate for that black hole you call a brain...
I know its sapping my intelligence right quick...
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe I think Loki was just happy that she could show off her Überskills with computers. It has less to do with her being a bitch and more to do with shameless ego-boosting. Hehe.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Do you feel better after a failed attempt at trying to make me feel like a fucking moron."
You dont have to feel like a moron to be a moron... Most people are morons without even knowing it.
I still think your a dumb shit...
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn, everytime i come back someone's got something sweet to say.
fuck you too hidden, big fat mean potato head!
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks to those of you that did not try to bash the shit out of me! I know it probably seems like someone asking me, 'how do you boil water' right? shit, i need a drink.
and loki, i really do think your a bitch, but i mean that in the most complimentary way possible! ;)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DUMB BITCH
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THE FUCK?
LOKI WAS THE ONLY ONE BEING NICE TO YOU!
FUCK OFF, YOU COMPUTER ILLITERATE WHORE!
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok so all i have to do is find out the address of my home page. (which isn't my companies website)
well thank you kindly. you guys are so sweet.
I really didnt know how to fix this.
Loki, why are you such a bitch? Do you feel better after a failed attempt at trying to make me feel like a fucking moron.
well i'm all set now, so fuck you all very much! ;c
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:48:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:37:35 EDT (#)
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Razor, I should have had you help me write my "personal philosophy of teaching". I didn't use the phrase "pack of wolves" but I did bring up some complete crap about people bringing different skill sets, backgrounds, and learning methods.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:36:11 EDT (#)
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yeah, you guys are worse than "Nick Burns: your company's computer guy"
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:33:14 EDT (#)
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ATTN: PACK OF WOLVES.
Lay off. Human beings have different skill levels at things. I bet that she knows how to do some things that you don't, because you're not perfect!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:28:26 EDT (#)
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damn pack of assholes beat me to it
There are a couple of popups out there that reset your homepage. I get this question at work from time to time from people who are freaked out because they're gonna get caught surfing. Oh yes, they are my employees, but see they come to me because I don't give a shit what they do as long as I'm not catching any crap for it.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:27:45 EDT (#)
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Ctrl + Alt + Del + Del = Your company cant log what your doing at your computer.
Thats a hint just because I was a newbie with computers once too. Dont worry it gets easier over time.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry forgot my comment.
You must think inside the box .... or would that be outside the box .. you know, the one you're looking at.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:26:53 EDT (#)
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ooh let me let me
is it a homepage issue
go to your company's website
go to tools - internet options
general
under home page click "use current"
do I win, did it work?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:26:45 EDT (#)
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at the top of IE, click "tools", then "internet options"
then you can change your homepage back to whatever it was before.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must be a moron...
Tools > Internet Options > Type the website that you want to start as your homepage.
Shoulda labled it as "Moron needs help."
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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