Fag above ^ (501 hits)
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Submitted by TMB (View user info) at 2006-09-08 14:09:51 EDT
Here is something shit I worte so that trhe post has some content.
James walked into the woods, the deep green and brown fir trees rose to a great, undeterminable height, and the ground was covered in springy moss. He heard several birds fluttering around amongst the treetops, though they were impossible to spot, all the way up there.
James only strolled for around ten minutes when he saw through the trees a small thatched house with green windows, clearly fabricated from the bottoms of old wine bottles, and a crooked stone chimney emitting wispy strings of smoke. The smell of roast chicken and potatoes filled his nose as he cautiously moved closer.
Like the trees the house was oversized, giant even, James was not even half the height from ground to window start. He peered around the heavy wooden door, which was slightly ajar. Seeing the house was empty he pushed past the door hoping to find a chicken for the roast and some potatoes as well. What he saw was even greater, a huge feast fit for many kings. 50 or more chickens skewered to a spit and a tray of roasting potatoes the size of a double bed!
Without restraint James began to rip at the chicken's crispy flesh and scoff down the potatoes, needing some wine to wash his meal down he noticed a cup the size of a birdbath atop the giant dining table in the center of the room. James quickly scaled the chair and hopped onto the table where he leaned into the cup and greedily drank more than his fill. Bloated and with a light head he made his way back to the fireplace and settled into the sheepskin blanket.
What a piece of shit. Going into some person's house and eating their food? Fuck him I hope he gets his ass kicked.
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-05 12:54:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-13 05:34:40 EDT (#)
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Forgive me if I don't take that as a real insult necro, what with it coming from someone who has only done tribute posts. I'd say you are clearly the one who wants Über's collective cock up his arse.
Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:58:38 EDT (#)
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Yeah, you definitely bend over for any willing cock
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SPELLBINDING!
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And from the looks of it; you're an idiot.
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It fucked your mom in the ass, got AIDS and died.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-11 19:46:14 EDT (#)
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Ha! Fucker.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-11 19:44:41 EDT (#)
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SOUPS ON BITCHES
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-11 19:33:15 EDT (#)
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pretty bad
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honestly
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Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-08 14:18:22 EDT (#)
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Here, have another you 'waste of skin'.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-08 14:14:09 EDT (#)
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I just defecated.
The result was something far more interesting and better smelling than this post.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-08 14:11:56 EDT (#)
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I'm too drunk to be spelling well or sitting at a computetr. Goodbye.