Holy crap... (953 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.36 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Siren© (View user info) at 2006-09-08 17:22:46 EDT
(this was a google image search, but you get the idea).
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:27:52 EDT (#)
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are you talking to me? are YOU talking to me? you must be talking to me. i don't see anyone else around. you talking to me?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:23:19 EDT (#)
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Never camwhore.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:12:51 EDT (#)
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danger SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH. there are still people here unaware of my ethnicity
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:10:11 EDT (#)
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black people are not allowed on uber Kracka.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:53:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:59:08 (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:19:39 (#)
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Just wait until you have to explain to Justing why your baby looks all Kracka.
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Hahaha...
If the baby looks like Kracka, I'm naming him Sweet Baby Amos James Bubba Gump Shrimp Kracka.
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if it does look like me The ninja struck and no i will not take a paternity test. i am not going to pay child support. and the name rocks
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:59:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:19:39 (#)
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Just wait until you have to explain to Justing why your baby looks all Kracka.
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Hahaha...
If the baby looks like Kracka, I'm naming him Sweet Baby Amos James Bubba Gump Shrimp Kracka.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:24:40 EDT (#)
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oh god I've only just seen this.
Cool!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:19:39 EDT (#)
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Just wait until you have to explain to Justing why your baby looks all Kracka.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:00:27 EDT (#)
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Congratulations.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-09-19 01:41:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-18 04:54:34 (#)
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Oh joedaddy... always with your +1s.
*******
good luck
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-10 19:44:50 EDT (#)
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Or, you are pregnant.
Congratulations. Get ready to have the feeling of an alien invading your body, and your hopelessly stuck with it no matter what, for the next few months.
Not that I feel that way.
But seriously, congratulations. Exciting stuff!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-10 19:40:12 EDT (#)
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So you're not pregnant?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-10 13:51:41 EDT (#)
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Just to save time on some of the posts you'll make for the next 10 months:
...Your life's over, all right. You and everyone else who is spawning.
...Why do you ask him go get you pickles and ice cream if you just puke it up an hour later?
..."Phallus Felonius of Borg" is a good name, or "Buzzsawvag McPenisshredder" if it's a girl.
...You're starting to show. D'ja ever see "Alien", but the way?
...Did your navel make a sound when it tuned inside out like that? Like *pop* or something?
...Posting an .mp3 of the sounds of the delivery was not a good idea.
...Congratulations. You had a lizard ( <---- stolen from Bill Cosby). You have grown the fetus and delivered the baby. You have done the easy part, the part that would occur even if you had no higher brain function. Now begins the hard part - making a decent human being out of the raw materials that lie in the crib before you. My honest best wishes on your success with that.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-09 02:19:48 EDT (#)
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YOU HAD SEX
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-09 01:51:27 EDT (#)
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Nice, Your life ends now. :)
And as for this:
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:01:05 (#)
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Yeah, um... congrats and all, but keep this Uber Baby disease away from me.
No babies for teh Kaos-King.
Right, the world needs less killer clowns. :)
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-09 00:26:25 EDT (#)
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in the words of HighVoltage900 (i'm allowed to quote him he's my best friend) "Bow chicka Bow wow"
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-08 22:21:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-08 19:06:57 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:12:59 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:01:05 (#)
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Yeah, um... congrats and all, but keep this Uber Baby disease away from me.
(Far away.)
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-09-08 22:03:12 EDT (#)
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Whoops.
I guess I'll be seeing you on Springer in about two weeks.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-08 21:49:07 EDT (#)
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Boom shakalaka!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-08 21:36:57 EDT (#)
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It's not mine, I swear.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-08 21:08:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-09-08 19:21:42 EDT (#)
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You should totally put his newborn pictures on growingfamily.com
just kidding, congrats!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-08 19:13:39 EDT (#)
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What is that, a toothbrush?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-08 19:06:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:12:59 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:01:05 (#)
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Yeah, um... congrats and all, but keep this Uber Baby disease away from me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:44:05 EDT (#)
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Whoa! I'm gonna be a FATHER???
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:38:47 EDT (#)
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It's a good thing, ya'll. I'm excited.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:38:27 EDT (#)
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Good luck. You'll need it. Children are evil little creatures.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:37:56 EDT (#)
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Oops
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:30:34 EDT (#)
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Who else is takin in sperm and spittin' out babies that i don't know about?
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:29:22 EDT (#)
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cool?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:12:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:01:05 (#)
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Yeah, um... congrats and all, but keep this Uber Baby disease away from me.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:10:25 EDT (#)
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The name Unabonger is a good one.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-08 18:01:05 EDT (#)
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Yeah, um... congrats and all, but keep this Uber Baby disease away from me.
No babies for teh Kaos-King.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:59:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:32:27 (#)
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Yay, more smart people babies!
Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:32:27 EDT (#)
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Yay, more smart people babies!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:28:53 EDT (#)
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And, yeah, it's a good thing. I think 25 is old enough to handle it. Right? RIGHT!!!?!?!!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:28:32 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
+2. 1 for each line.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:28:03 EDT (#)
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Matt, I'll be taking you to Maury.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:27:31 EDT (#)
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"Holy Crap ... "
for you is:
"Shit. Where the fuck is my suitcase ... "
for me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:26:31 EDT (#)
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Congrats?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:26:10 EDT (#)
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I feel you, man.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:25:00 EDT (#)
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Hey are you on? IM me
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:24:06 EDT (#)
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welcome
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-09-08 17:23:59 EDT (#)
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Yeah, about that night......