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The 8th most inspiring post ever (451 hits)

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Rating: 0.2 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by wang cent (View user info) at 2006-09-08 23:14:28 EDT


[Intro]
Uhhhhh
Yeah
Uhhhhh
Yeah

[Verse 1]
I'm a straight guerilla with it, cold hearted killa wit it
Any nigga gettin' outta line can get it
I make it hot, mothafuckas freeze up when I come through
Mac-10, thirty two shot clip in my snorkel
I might smile and say whats up but I don't fuck with you niggas
My rap money slow up, I'll run up on you niggas
I'm on the edge, I'm just waitin' on a nigga to push me
Put my hand on my strap, what you lookin' at pussy
We ain't buddies, we ain't partners and we damn sure ain't friends
So much chrome on my Benz, you see ya face in my rims
If your bitch wanna roll, I'ma let her get in
I don't play but I'm a playa till the mothafuckin' end [gunshots]

[Chorus x2]
I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell the hoes all the time
Bitch get in my car (Bitch get in)
I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes
And when I open that do'
Bitch get in my car

[Verse 2]
Don't tell me you don't know that, uhh I'm the shyiiit
Now you better watch ya girl mayn, I leave with ya bitch
I ain't shiting these hoes, man I'm bout my paper
If your bitch really bout it nigga I'm gon' take her
Backseat of my jeep, fuck till I fuck up her make up
Take her to the Diamond District, introduce her to Jacob
Tell her if she like me she should keep me icey
My game fuck with a bitch brain till she think she wifey
Spent a life savings in a day, cause she likes me
Committment for me, uhh nah not likely
When I with Vivica, I thought I was onto somethin'
But then the next week, nah man it was nothin' [gunshots]

[Chorus x2]
I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell the hoes all the time
Bitch get in my car (Bitch get in)
I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes
And when I open that do'
Bitch get in my car

[Verse 3]
Look into the windows of my soul, the eyes never lie
They blood shot red, its gaunja in my system, I'm high
First its pain when you lust for love, then its smooth and calm
Feel the rush, like a needles in your arm
Its a cold world baby girl, lovin' me is not enough
Find out when you fuckin' broke, love won't get you on the bus
Man you should see the pretty bitches that be sexin' me
They suck cock that make 'em hot, I just let 'em stand next to me
Hundred percent thug, freak too, I'll taste your love
69's the position, your mouths full baby huhhhh?
My conversations so deep, I get in your head
Next thing you know, you yawnin', turnin' over and I'm in the bed [gunshots]

[Chorus x2]
I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell the hoes all the time
Bitch get in my car (Bitch get in)
I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes
And when I open that do'
Bitch get in my car

[Outro]
Hahaha
Quit playin' bitch get it
You know you wanna ride with a nigga
50 Cent
G-G-G-G-G-Unit
[Gunshots]

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-09 10:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Needs more Fitty Cent being shot.

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-09 10:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHUTUP BADGER STUPID NO COMMENT CUNT. JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP, THATS ALL I WANT

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-09 06:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-09 06:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-09 04:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WANG RULES!!!!!!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-09-09 04:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


eeeeeeeeeevery

body

wang

chung

tonight



Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-09 03:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Any song that starts with

Uhhhh
Yeah
Uhhh
Yeah

is the worst song of all time.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-09 03:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's the AZN Nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York Jigga we're the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea Ah Ah
Home town China who you got Huh
You got shit Nigga feel the Size
It's the AZN better recognize
Got rice bitch, got rice
Got food, got soup, got spice
Got brainz like us, got skillz like us
Got carz, got clothz, got girlz like us
Whats sup we the shit we kill yall foolz
We got money in the banks from our family jewelz
Can we help it if we rain and corrupt the schoolz
It don't matta fuck the law shit we break the rules
We jack carz fuck games yo we got the toolz
Hoop it up break it down then we go shoot some pool
Fuck with me you fuck with all of us don't think its kool
1 on 1 fuck that it's 3 on 1, no duels
Got rice bitch, got rice
Anything you can show that's nice
Got cats, got roots, got dogs like us
Fuck no, hell no your white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
Or crawl around on the floor on with your fucken knees
Don't mind that smell you'll get used to it
Mothballs, Fry squid, and that Buddha shit
What the hell is that, You think I don't see
No forks in the house, chopsticks only
Have a taste Don't be scared to try the lemon tea
You don't want to thats alright try the fuck home weed
Got rice bitch, got rice
Got luck anytime you roll the dice
Your luck is bad unless you run and hide
Cause we're thugs for life baby Asian Pride!

Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-09 00:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-08 23:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What the wintergreen icemilk is going on here?

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-08 23:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LSD AND ART UNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-08 23:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

STOKIES! IM UNDER THE MARIJUANA!!!! I LOVE IT

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-08 23:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

STOK RULEZERS!!!!!!

Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-08 23:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shutup greens shutup badger shutup dickheads jus shut the fuck up thats all

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-08 23:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

....

WHEE!



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