-2s That Deserve +2s: By Method's Request (708 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetLabels: comedy
Rating: 0.77 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-09 20:00:44 EDT
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92774
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Alright, Method... but I do expect a blowjob and a thorough fingering of my anal walls in return.
Lock up the children, load the shotgun, and jump out the window 'cause HERE WE GO!
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-05-21 03:08:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
worst 20 seconds of my life ever.
and i got hit with a 90mph fastball on the torso.
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-03 08:37:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
OH oh oh, here's one for you:
8=====D (__o__)
FUCK YOU IN YOUR FAT ASS
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:16:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's recap:
Post 1. "I don't like soap."
Post 2. "I masturbate at work."
What's next? Post 3. "I like to shake hands with everyone I meet."
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-18 14:10:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Minus two and die
Here's cum in your eye
This sucked dick
You make me sick
Minus two and die
Minus two and die
Kiss your ass goodbye
Effort? No
Your mom's a ho
Minus two and die
Minus two and die
Talent you should buy
Spend those bucks
So this won't suck
Minus two and die
Minus two and die
Baby Jesus cries
Christ weeps hard
For you, retard
Minus two and die
Minus two and die
Here's cum in your eye
This was shit
You stupid git
Minus two and die
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:02:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is not a post. This is a tapestry. A vast, handcrafted work which bares the artist's soul and shakes the Firmament with the reedy little cry, "I am here to light the way!" Using naked boring stupidity as the warp and breathtaking unimaginitve laziness as the weft, Sinistral (if that is this person's real name) has created a rug of such raw greatness that it can only be given Uber's highest award.
Allow me to add my humble contribution as I wipe a -2die from my shoe (I read an old Fat Tony 'nigger' post a minute ago, sorry, it musta stuck to me) onto the mat, on my way to do more important things.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-18 00:38:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Episode XIV: Hokuto No Orgasmatron (Orgasmatron, the Great Bear Fist)
TO GETNAKEDDD:
*taps select pressure points, in order*
You have been given the Forty Thousand 'Minus Two Die' Palm Strike of Terminal Ass Damage OF THE NORTH STAR. In six seconds you will open your left hand and insert it in your ass over and again, in that fashion, until you are dead.
You are no match for Hokuto Shinken.
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-24 18:15:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Since it doesn't open, I think you're an absolute worthless, festering, pathetic human being, needing to be fed pig testicals, then shot behind the ear at a 30 degree angle, not causing death or coma but serious fucking brain damage, leaving you aware and frustrated, immobile and incapacitated, and a burden to your family for the rest of their natural lives.
That's what I think.
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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-14 19:26:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
and I used to think Electro was retarded/an alter.
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-21 22:46:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
go.hang.yourself.at.your.moms.closet
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-14 22:38:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
When I go to sleep, tiny llamas speak to me in Yiddish, and we fantasize together and brainstorm about how to take out small businesses by using an anti-awesome vacuum SO powerful, and SO FDA not approved, that we simultaneously wipe out the US ecosystem and Wall Street pimps in exactly 25 minutes. After that, we drink Jaegermeister right out of the bathtub, and fondle each other naughtily with spoons and French dressing.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:55:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
How about the Zim-boob-way: You go to Africa, lose your virginity to some AIDS-carrying prostitute, and die of fucking canker sores?
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:38:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
art is subjective, it is in the eye of the beholder. If I take a shit on a plate and set it behind a velvet rope, does it become art? As a temporary sculptural peice that is a one of a kind production of the billions of cells in my body and their resultant trillions of chemical interactions I think it should.
But it isn't
It's just a bunch of shit.
Just like this post, cock smoker
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Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-22 20:09:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh.
my.
god.
i want to pull my eyes out with a pair of needle nosed pliers. what the fuck was this supposed to be?
im set and convinced that this is shenaningans for the simple fact that:
You two fought. for a guy. except it wasnt for a guy. she said you shopped at walmart. wait, that guy said he'd rape you if you won, right? and you won? and got raped?
what am i missing?
this was by far THE single dumbest thing i have EVER READ.
there is no exaggeration here. this piece of "literature" would make albert einstein eat his own boogers, and Steven Hawking shit his pants repeatedly (if he doesnt already... never can tell with those wheel chair fuckers).
Not only do i feel dumber for reading this, I also have less respect for myself.
What you have is commonly referred to as "fucking retarded". There's a cure, just do exactly as I say.
1. Take a large chef's knife or the largest blade you have in the house, and put it in the sink with the garbage disposal, handle down. (that's pointy end up)
2. Turn on garbage disposal.
3. Stick your face into the rapidly rotating blade.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:42:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Purple headed cocks slide slowly down your throat
in the wee hours of the morning. Gagging is bliss.
Oh, for the agony! Push thy rigid pole into my
errant sphincter.
YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:35:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:34:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
What can i say, I like pain
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then you'll like this
-2DIE
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:14:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Order #342, your sandwich is ready."
That's my impression of you.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-15 09:34:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm in a garage band, and because we arent motivited by fame or money, just making cool music, the music doesn't suffer for it.
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Stay in the garage. But leave the ignition on, and the door shut. Let the fumes bring you enlightenment.
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-11-17 23:05:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Aw, dammit! If that fucking short bus drops any more people off in the Überhood, I'm gonna blow the shit out of it with an RPG!
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:28:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care either.
Oh my god, I can't believe the post has been -2'd OH MY GOD! I've taken 307 Paracetamol and I can't take it anymore.
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-09-14 04:28:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Johnny Cash, even now that he's dead, could kick your ass any day of the week and twice on sunday.
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Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2005-03-16 22:13:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHA. Go fuck your self you giant fucking idiot. You make ugly people look stupid, and coincidently you also make stupid people look ugly. You are the incarnation of all things retarded fat and ugly, you your self have managed to encompass all the dimensions of stupid and engulfed your self in a 6000 degree flame of dumbass.
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-08 08:13:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is your 3rd post in the last few hours. A cardinal sin at Uber. We will consider you a witch and you will be burned at the stake at noon.
Oh yeah, it was a shitty post too.
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-16 13:49:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Since none of us understand and you don't explain, kindly return the oxygen you've been using the customer service desk and allow our friend Heinrich to show you to your shower....
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-14 15:38:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a failed abortion of one of Eminem's love-children
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-27 04:40:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should write for the fortune cookie company that doesn't make fortune cookies.
Know what i mean?
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Thank you and good night, bitches.
User Reviews
Submitted by bokinsmowls (user info) at 2006-09-12 23:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha i liked this
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so late, but I survived it just well
It actually turned me on
Care for a repeat...?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-11 17:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
groovy
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-10 22:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82300#1782562
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81684#1762848
Should have used one of these two. I have no recollection whatsoever of writing that one you used, which means I probably stole it from somewhere else...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-10 13:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more Sphagnum
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92772
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-10 10:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ANAL P00NANNERZ
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-10 09:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Honored to be included.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THE ATTACK, GETNAKEDDD?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
there are so many better reviews on this site than the ones in this post.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-18 00:38:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Episode XIV: Hokuto No Orgasmatron (Orgasmatron, the Great Bear Fist)
TO GETNAKEDDD:
*taps select pressure points, in order*
You have been given the Forty Thousand 'Minus Two Die' Palm Strike of Terminal Ass Damage OF THE NORTH STAR. In six seconds you will open your left hand and insert it in your ass over and again, in that fashion, until you are dead.
You are no match for Hokuto Shinken.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-09 22:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-09 22:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I read all this high on some decent e. Awesome!
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it'd kill my eyes to look at fucking white monitor while on any sort of e, decent or otherwise.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-09 22:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
every one of these should include a -2 from me.
drink your bleach, n00b.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-09 22:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read all this high on some decent e. Awesome!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-09 22:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHIT in my ASS!!!q!
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't let villainy into your heart, Feeter.
Become a just lad.
Leave the hatery to scourge and Voltage.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This would have been a solid +2 if it weren't for that *quite* poor filename.
Call me Darko.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I don't recall writing that first one AT ALL.
The FOTNS one, absolutely. The poem? Noooooooooo recollection.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one of these days, imma drop mad -2s and be on one of these lists just like my daddy. word.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh. I've seen better.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha I didn't even realize that skrapmetal had reviewed one of my posts. I had to go back and check to make sure that was even one of my posts.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 for fartman's
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-09 20:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dear, sir. it appears you've just given a giant reach-around to method. good show.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-09 20:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-15 09:34:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm in a garage band, and because we arent motivited by fame or money, just making cool music, the music doesn't suffer for it.
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Stay in the garage. But leave the ignition on, and the door shut. Let the fumes bring you enlightenment.
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red is probably the best Brit reviewer now. Sorry Berty.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-09 20:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a winner
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-09 20:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stok, I thought we were friends! We even went fishing together!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-09 20:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto humility +2
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-09 20:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
posts like this suck and method is a fucken faggot
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-09 20:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these posts.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-09 20:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fine craftmanship, truly wasted inspiration.