Health and safety chat at work (344 hits)
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Submitted by wang peach (View user info) at 2006-09-09 21:17:15 EDT
Peach: I needs to talk about safety. If youse are safe todays, you can comes to work tomorrow.
Jimmy: Won't be comin to work tomorrow Marto its saturday
Peach: Jimmy, I don't fucken care, fucken shutup.
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-10 06:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this rockersers!
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN YOU GIANT PEACH
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
u know, i thought this was funny.
but i'm drunk so in the morning i'll have to remember to come -2 it.
Submitted by artmalone03 (user info) at 2006-09-09 22:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-jimmy i dot fucking care mate
- oh alright i was jus
- well dot fucki-g just ya stumble bum liven yourself up a bit
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-09 22:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
!1!!!O-EMOSEWA saw sihT. emosewa evoba saw sihT.
!1!!!ssa eht ni uoy kcuF
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:44:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've restrained myself from rating any of your other posts only because it seems that going through and -2ing each and every last one of them would be a huge waste of my time. It is also safe to assume that by going back and viewing all of your posts, I would become retarded, which is still more than what you can say for yourself - but I value my ability to function as a human being.
On that note, since you are below the level of genetic retardation, you must not be human - I dub thee the retarded ape of Übersite! This is a fitting title, since you toss your shit all over the place and expect us to relish in your pheremonal fecal fecundity.
Oh, and on a final note: -2 DIE!
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OMG BIG WURDZ!!!!!!! i bet u have a hi paying job with all that knowledge
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've restrained myself from rating any of your other posts only because it seems that going through and -2ing each and every last one of them would be a huge waste of my time. It is also safe to assume that by going back and viewing all of your posts, I would become retarded, which is still more than what you can say for yourself - but I value my ability to function as a human being.
On that note, since you are below the level of genetic retardation, you must not be human - I dub thee the retarded ape of Übersite! This is a fitting title, since you toss your shit all over the place and expect us to relish in your pheremonal fecal fecundity.
Oh, and on a final note: -2 DIE!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eat alot a peaches.
Learn about jeches.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one of the best posts I have ever seen
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA DEE HA HA, DAT PEECH...ALWAYS GETTIN INTA TRUBBLE.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm surprised this shit didn't break Ubersite.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wang, do me a favor:
1. Print this post.
2. Wipe your ass with it after a session of vicious diarrhea.
3. Realize that you've now improved it.
Thank you, and goodnight.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You may as well cram the keyboard up your rectum since you're already writing from your ass.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-09 21:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This fits in really well with the rest of your third-rate dogshit.
Stok this.