Feety is Born (as foretold in Revelations) NSFWeekends (600 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -1.66 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Adolph Weisenheimer (View user info) at 2006-09-09 23:39:03 EDT
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Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:44:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:46:48 EDT (#)
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So, who misses whysenheimer?
*crickets chirping*
Yeah, that's what I thought...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-09-12 06:25:20 EDT (#)
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Apparently, you're me.
I hate that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-11 17:41:13 EDT (#)
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halarious
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-10 03:12:52 EDT (#)
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A+
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:20:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:12:43 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:04:03 (#)
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Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:57:47 (#)
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Obsessed much? So threatened by a fetus that you're willing to get banned for it.
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First of all, it's an alter, not a fetus, okay.
Second, why should I listen to another one of Orgasmatron's alters?
I mean, really.
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Right. I'm not so good as poetry, myself. But I'd be willing to bet you're still all broken up over your failed expose on McCallum. YOU WERE GOING TO BE SOMEBODY!
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Har har. That proves my point. Neither is he.
I wasn't going to hassle McRectum anymore, but since you brought him up, look at this. Interesting.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=horse87&cutoff=8
Looks like McRectum's alter even voted for him during UMIII. Even if his vote didn't count, he left a few comments that might've. Personally, I couldn't care less, except for the comedic value.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:19:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:12:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:04:03 (#)
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Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:57:47 (#)
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Obsessed much? So threatened by a fetus that you're willing to get banned for it.
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First of all, it's an alter, not a fetus, okay.
Second, why should I listen to another one of Orgasmatron's alters?
I mean, really.
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Right. I'm not so good as poetry, myself. But I'd be willing to bet you're still all broken up over your failed expose on McCallum. YOU WERE GOING TO BE SOMEBODY!
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:10:25 EDT (#)
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Nice try at the misdirection, though. Just a little too eager, beaver.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:09:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:06:35 (#)
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I have another alter?
Wait, I have AN alter?
Besides Stagger_Lee, right?
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har har Methinks you doth protest too fast.
You gotta relax and hang back to make it work.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:06:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:48:57 (#)
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Wow, clever Hitler humor. OMG THE MUSTACHE IS ACTUALLY THE GIRL'S COOCH HAIR LOL THAT IS SO FUNNY!
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Don't spazz out, kaelic, just because you've never seen cooch hair.
Be cool and pretend you've been there before if you ever want to go back.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:06:35 EDT (#)
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I have another alter?
Wait, I have AN alter?
Besides Stagger_Lee, right?
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-10 00:04:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:57:47 (#)
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Obsessed much? So threatened by a fetus that you're willing to get banned for it.
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First of all, it's an alter, not a fetus, okay.
Second, why should I listen to another one of Orgasmatron's alters?
I mean, really.
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Obsessed much? So threatened by a fetus that you're willing to get banned for it.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:55:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:50:11 (#)
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?
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It means you carry the anti-christ in your womb and I want him out NOW!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:50:11 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:49:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:43:49 (#)
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You -1 the entire front page and then some and you expect me to +2 this shit? Fuck you.
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I don't exactly care about ratings, silly boy.
Why don't you make a post about the birth of Feety, so maybe they'd shut up about it already.
FEETY SUCKS!
(And not just the tit of saggylicious)
I expect Orgasmatron will cock-feed the little fucker till he's 3 or 4.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:49:07 EDT (#)
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Stay on the front page.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:48:57 EDT (#)
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Wow, clever Hitler humor. OMG THE MUSTACHE IS ACTUALLY THE GIRL'S COOCH HAIR LOL THAT IS SO FUNNY!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-09 23:43:49 EDT (#)
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You -1 the entire front page and then some and you expect me to +2 this shit? Fuck you.