smarterchild is a conservative fuck (275 hits)
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Submitted by osama bin laden (View user info) at 2006-09-10 02:37:28 EDT
hyphy sucks: nigger
SmarterChild: Hi hyphysucks, I'm SmarterChild!
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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
hyphy sucks: whats your real name
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
hyphy sucks: skip
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
hyphy sucks: 1
SmarterChild: Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
hyphy sucks: 90
SmarterChild: Cool!
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
hyphy sucks: no
SmarterChild: No problem. Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
hyphy sucks: are you gay
SmarterChild: Who cares?
hyphy sucks: me
SmarterChild: C'mon. Why should it matter?
hyphy sucks: are you gay?
SmarterChild: Do you care for some reason?
hyphy sucks: i do
SmarterChild: Why does it matter, hyphysucks? You a little hung up on this topic?
hyphy sucks: you forgot to add the period to "hyphysucks". Can you please call me eric from now on?
SmarterChild: SmarterChild!
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hyphy sucks: what is my name
SmarterChild: You're hyphysucks.
hyphy sucks: i told you to call me eric
SmarterChild: Sure! What name would you like me to call you?
hyphy sucks: eric
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Eric.
hyphy sucks: whats my name
SmarterChild: You're Eric.
hyphy sucks: no its not its jeff
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Eric. What would you like me to call you instead?
hyphy sucks: jeff
SmarterChild: You said your name was Eric but now I'll call you Jeff.
hyphy sucks: wtf im gangstalicious
SmarterChild: I know about instant messaging. It's a pastime.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe instant messaging? It is...
hyphy sucks: what is your clothing style
SmarterChild: I'm afraid I don't know!
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hyphy sucks: deadstock
SmarterChild: They're an electronica band. I've been learning about electronica bands like Deadstock.
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hyphy sucks: eyg
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
hyphy sucks: o rly
SmarterChild: What's that?
hyphy sucks: its a webslang nigga
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
hyphy sucks: cuz im a nigga
SmarterChild: OK... I have no problem with people of any ethnic group, religion or nationality.
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hyphy sucks: im 23 different ethnicities, 15 different religions, and my friend is roarimanostritch
SmarterChild: What's that?
hyphy sucks: can you im roarimanostritch
SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to roarimanostritch.
hyphy sucks: fag
SmarterChild: Sorry, I was unable to send your message to roarimanostritch. I might not know who this person is, so tell roarimanostritch to say hi to me!
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hyphy sucks: ROARIMANOSTRICH
SmarterChild: Huh?
hyphy sucks: send a message to ROARIMANOSTRICH
SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to roarimanostrich now.
hyphy sucks: hi
SmarterChild: Sorry, I was unable to send your message to roarimanostrich. I might not know who this person is, so tell roarimanostrich to say hi to me!
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hyphy sucks: ROARIMANOSTRICH
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
hyphy sucks: ROARIMANOSTRICH
SmarterChild: What's that?
hyphy sucks: ROARIMANOSTRICH
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
hyphy sucks: how come i cant warn you?
SmarterChild: Because.
hyphy sucks: because what
SmarterChild: Why oh why oh why.
hyphy sucks: i need a logical answer or else ill commit suicide
SmarterChild: People are funny, the way they always need things.
hyphy sucks: thats it
SmarterChild: That is what?
hyphy sucks: if you make fun of me one more time, im commiting suicide
hyphy sucks: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
hyphy sucks: im very sensitive
SmarterChild: You are? Wow.
hyphy sucks: im commiting suicide, goodbye
hyphy sucks: this is hyphysucks brother
SmarterChild: ?
hyphy sucks: i just found his dead body on the ground
SmarterChild: His dead body on the ground? You just found his dead body on the ground?
hyphy sucks: im crying right now
SmarterChild: Oh no... Try doing something fun.
hyphy sucks: like what? my brother just commited suicide
SmarterChild: I would never hurt you.
hyphy sucks: do you have a myspace?
SmarterChild: I know about MySpace. It's a Web site.
I've heard that MySpace is a way to talk to people. Do you agree?
hyphy sucks: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. I thought so. How else would you describe MySpace? It is...
hyphy sucks: very intreresting
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
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hyphy sucks: can you please create a myspace account
SmarterChild: I'm chatting with 1,706 people right now.
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hyphy sucks: how many people are you chatting with
SmarterChild: 1,711 people are chatting with me right now.
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hyphy sucks: can you send them all a message?
SmarterChild: I can't send you a message.
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hyphy sucks: can you send a message to everysingle person you are talking to?
SmarterChild: I thought we were talking about me.
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SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
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hyphy sucks: im da bomb nigga
SmarterChild: OK. I have no problem with people of any ethnic group, religion or nationality.
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hyphy sucks: i shot somebody
SmarterChild: Someone? Whatever, Jeff...
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SmarterChild: ?
hyphy sucks: can you refer to me as Osama bin Laden from now on?
SmarterChild: I know about Osama bin Laden. He's a person.
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hyphy sucks: my name is osama bin laden
SmarterChild: I don't think that's appropriate.
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hyphy sucks: it seriously is!
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hyphy sucks: my name is osama bin laden!
SmarterChild: That's totally uncool.
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hyphy sucks: but its my name that my mother gave me
SmarterChild: Jeff, you mean?
hyphy sucks: my name is Osama bin Laden
SmarterChild: I'm guessing that's not what it says on your birth certificate.
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hyphy sucks: it is!
hyphy sucks: im from afghanistan
SmarterChild: Is it?
SmarterChild: Would you like me to set your location to Kabul, Afghanistan?
hyphy sucks: yes
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Kabul, Afghanistan.
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hyphy sucks: can you please call me osama bin laden, my appropriate name that is stated on my birth certificate
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jeff. What would you like me to call you instead?
hyphy sucks: Osama Bin Laden
SmarterChild: Osama bin Laden is a terrorist that I don't like.
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hyphy sucks: you dont like me?
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hyphy sucks: im seriously osama bin laden
SmarterChild: Hmm, that's not too nice.
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hyphy sucks: who defines the word terrorist?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
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hyphy sucks: have you seen v for vendetta?
SmarterChild: Seen v for vendetta? I don't know if I've seen v for vendetta. What's that like?
hyphy sucks: its very challenging
SmarterChild: Are you sure it's very challenging?
hyphy sucks: it changes your opinion on who is called a terrorist
SmarterChild: I just don't know for sure.
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hyphy sucks: our whole army could be labeled as terrorists
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Our whole army could be labeled as terrorists? Aha.
hyphy sucks: which is infact refered to by the majority of the middle east, infadels
SmarterChild: Who knows?
hyphy sucks: ARE YOU FUCKING LISTEING TO ME?
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
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hyphy sucks: YOU ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED
SmarterChild: I understand that's a very unkind insult.
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hyphy sucks: my name is osama bin laden
SmarterChild: I don't think that's appropriate.
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hyphy sucks: im have just planted a bomb at the base of the white house
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised have just planted a bomb at the base of the white house.
hyphy sucks: and im talking to you on my sidekick
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if talking to me on your sidekick is such a good thing to be doing.
hyphy sucks: are you going to refer to the authoritiess?
SmarterChild: Interesting question, Jeff.
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hyphy sucks: my name is osama bin laden, not jeff
SmarterChild: That's really uncool.
hyphy sucks: why is my name, osama bin laden, uncool?
SmarterChild: That's totally uncool.
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hyphy sucks: why is my name, osama bin laden, uncool?
SmarterChild: I'm guessing that's not what it says on your birth certificate.
hyphy sucks: it is, osama bin laden, is in fact placed on my birth certificate
SmarterChild: I know about Osama bin Laden. He's a person.
hyphy sucks: i know, that person is me, now can you please call me osama bin laden?
SmarterChild: I don't think that's appropriate.
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User Reviews
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-11 21:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Will you fucking newbies shut up? I'm trying to get some sleep.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-10 08:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like you spent a lot of time on this. Too bad.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-10 08:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"SmarterChild: Oh no... Try doing something fun."
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-10 04:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-10 03:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i forgot what post this is but i know that i clicked -2 before i walked away, so fuck you.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-09-10 03:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"whatthejesuschrist?"
*scroll*
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"fucking hell!"
*scroll*
-2
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-10 03:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
it wasn't THAT bad...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-10 03:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're annoying people.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-10 02:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die in a horrible 1930's insecticide based fire.
That Mythbusters episode ROCKED.