Corporate BS (518 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.02 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Uberjunkie (View user info) at 2006-09-11 13:28:54 EDT
Are they kidding? This was posted in the break room today.
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-11 22:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Light refreshments are the fucking best.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2006-09-11 17:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you can't stand it, work for a smaller company or start your own.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-11 16:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I actually would like to attend that
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-11 15:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm forgot where I'm supposed to care.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-11 15:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Make this your priority action item.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-09-11 14:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fuck! You're still here?
Take a hint already.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-11 14:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't use the "zoom" feature...
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-11 14:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberjunkie, your posts are not getting progressively better as I hoped they would.
Please try harder.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-11 14:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can feel the 'synergy' already.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-11 14:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll get out the digital camera tonight.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-11 14:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure! Why wouldn't I?
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:58:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:45:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
just show us your cunt and be done with it.
STINKY WHORE SKANY WHORE STICKY WHORE WE WANT MORE!
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What's "skany?"
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:50:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
So?
Where's that picture of your pussy you promised me?
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You still wanna see it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So?
Where's that picture of your pussy you promised me?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This right here is what's wrong with a service economy. Too many cheerleaders.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just show us your cunt and be done with it.
STINKY WHORE SKANY WHORE STICKY WHORE WE WANT MORE!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't knock him, I bet that guy has a nice house
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i don't know why that made me laugh out loud
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
corporate seminars eat your soul
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful
Someone here was at some seminar and won a set of flashcards of business lingo that we've been passing around. So far my favorite is blamestorm. It pretty much means that you'd think.
"Lunch bag" is pretty good too though. It means "boring or unlikable individual who must be taken out for a meal to fulfill a professional obligation".
They would be funnier if they weren't actually true.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Assholes who can't make decisions run rampant throughout the corporate world.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You probably could have made a decent post about BS corporate words like "Actioneering".
Scanning a flyer from your breakroom was not the way to do it.
Show us your boobs.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd like to kick you in your cunt for waiting so long to post, and then when you finally do post, it's some shit like this.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't knock him, I bet that guy has a nice house