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Submitted by wang wesser (View user info) at 2006-09-12 07:48:41 EDT


In the following screenplay i wrote.

Shari Darkness (played by der infamous wang): "im totally not an alter"

Overweight bystanders 1 through 8 (played by jgreening): "aarh yes you are you called me a cuntdesks"

artmalone (played by artmalone): FUCK OFF YA CUNTS JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-12 21:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK YOU WANG


but FUCK this fag even more:

OATHMESAL

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 10:30:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:27:59 (#)
Ranking: -1

By the way. Go hit the gym. To call that flexing is an insult to the sport of weightlifting.

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Weightlifting is a fuckin' sport now?


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Are you *kidding* me?

Weightlifting is more of a sport than HALF of what's commonly considered 'sport'.

Golf? AHAHHAHA
Nascar? No comment.
Bowling? Gimme a fucking break.

Hell even POKER is being called a sport now.

Of all sports out there, weightlifting (and for that matter powerlifting) is CERTAINLY a frontrunner when it comes to what defines 'sport'.

Now shut the fuck up and sit your fat ass back down, dickhead.
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get off my post ya red headed cunt

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 14:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeedaadeedaaaaaaaa

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:18:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll +2 all haters of Oathmeal.

All the time.

No matter the post.

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-12 11:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

....stick a spoon up your ass....then lick it

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-12 10:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We know. Shut up already.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 10:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:27:59 (#)
Ranking: -1

By the way. Go hit the gym. To call that flexing is an insult to the sport of weightlifting.

==================

Weightlifting is a fuckin' sport now?


-------------------

Are you *kidding* me?

Weightlifting is more of a sport than HALF of what's commonly considered 'sport'.

Golf? AHAHHAHA
Nascar? No comment.
Bowling? Gimme a fucking break.

Hell even POKER is being called a sport now.

Of all sports out there, weightlifting (and for that matter powerlifting) is CERTAINLY a frontrunner when it comes to what defines 'sport'.

Now shut the fuck up and sit your fat ass back down, dickhead.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

One faggot- 5 accounts- all retards.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

By the way. Go hit the gym. To call that flexing is an insult to the sport of weightlifting.

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Weightlifting is a fuckin' sport now?

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll +2 all haters of Oathmeal.

All the time.

No matter the post.

Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-12 09:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh


Does anyone know what happened to D-Prime Madness?


Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:05:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Muy ghey post, by the way. I don't give you 4 weeks before you're either banned from this site or ignored altogether by it's users.

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ignored by ubersite users hey? says the red headed cunt who pays bart to put a link to his shit camwhore post up the top of ubers. why keep camwhore posting?

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:12:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:06:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

By the way. Go hit the gym. To call that flexing is an insult to the sport of weightlifting.
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stOK RULES!!

and dont linkwhore on my post you red headed cunt nobody fucken likes you at all on this site. fucking no one. you are a worthless american faggot cunt. you are a fucking insult to life.
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+2 only because this review is pretty accurate

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:06:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

By the way. Go hit the gym. To call that flexing is an insult to the sport of weightlifting.
____________

stOK RULES!!

and dont linkwhore on my post you red headed cunt nobody fucken likes you at all on this site. fucking no one. you are a worthless american faggot cunt. you are a fucking insult to life.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

By the way. Go hit the gym. To call that flexing is an insult to the sport of weightlifting.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whoever this faggot in this picture is needs to click here for an important message from me:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92891#2136910

Muy ghey post, by the way. I don't give you 4 weeks before you're either banned from this site or ignored altogether by it's users.

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-12 07:59:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

That is the gayest picture ever.

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nah any camwhore of oatmeal is

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-12 08:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I KNEW IT!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-12 07:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That is the gayest picture ever.


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