NSFW on demand (1225 hits)
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Submitted by Uberjunkie (View user info) at 2006-09-12 12:06:03 EDT
Shlongy:
Show me your hole.
Swallow my batch.
Leave it to the men in this room to tell her she's ugly.
I bet she hasn't been trolling Uber for dates like you have, slore.
Can I do your back door next or is there a line?
I have you scheduled to blow me at 3pm on Friday...Does that work for you?
So? Where's that picture of your pussy you promised me? Don't use the "zoom" feature...
Method:
No one cares, camwhore, show your tits, or leave.
Unabonger:
Show us your tits.
UnderOathMeal:
Come to think of it, she actually does have kind of a nice ass ... I'd do her in the pooper.
ilikesteak:
We expect nude photos soon.
Sicosemen:
I would love to shit on your face, then finger paint your mouth with it.
Ubersecret: Stop posting or show us your cunt, cunt.
St_Jimmy:
Show us your boobs.
apollo88:
just show us your cunt and be done with it.
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-21 20:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
SHOW US YOUR.......
wait a minute...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still expect those photos. I +2 everything with me in it, because I like to see my name.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-13 15:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, screw them, I think you look nice.
Just keep posting your best stuff.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-13 12:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It IS me you dumb ass.
Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not you
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-12 21:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah. That is really you. Sure.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could spank it to this if the panties were eliminated.
I mean, spank to it right this minute.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
more please
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-12 14:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:08:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:48:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd +1 the comments that induced this post, but this sucked.
here's a pity zero. nice underwear.
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*sniff sniff*
Yup.
Smells like jealousy to me.
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i love these comments. i'm jealous of beauty, brains and personality all in one person. if s/he has all three then i don't hate them for it because having a personality will just accentuate any gifts already bestowed upon them. if the person is lacking in the first two areas, then usually a personality will fix (almost) any problems in them.
she's lacking 2 out of 3, 3 out of 3 if you include her face. therefore, she has nothing to offer. and being that she has no bite, she doesn't even make a good alter. i see hotter chicks all day long, natural and augmented. if i'm going to be jealous of anything based on looks, it'll be of them. why would i be jealous of a thumbnail-sized, nonexplicit pic of an aging retard?
so so jealous...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 14:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking losers
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I deducted a point because I don't see her hole, as I instructed.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, at least she's in the proper position to receive a +2kakke...what is wrong with all you fags out there, can't you give out a pearl necklace without downing a bottle of Viagra anymore?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
shall we all find pictues of semi naked women on the net and claim to be them?
Having already shown your face (unfortunately)... why hide it in this one?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah yes... everyone lines up for the semi-nude fake camwhore...
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:48:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd +1 the comments that induced this post, but this sucked.
here's a pity zero. nice underwear.
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*sniff sniff*
Yup.
Smells like jealousy to me.
+-_-_-_-_-_-+
Nice work, UJ. Now do as you were told and actually get naked.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm seeing more assholes than an endoscope right now.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So I'm pretty sure that I saw that pose in my pillow copy of the Kama Sutra. For once, I'm going to have to agree with Noah and tell you to lose the panties...we want to see your bare cunt with a foreign object wedged firmly in it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't expect a lot of "high ratings" from the Uber contingent of jealous, fat girls....That's all I care to add at this time.
Then again, this probably won't get a whole bunch of monster ratings for the rest of Uber, either.
But I appreciate the effort.
Next time, lose the panties.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd +1 the comments that induced this post, but this sucked.
here's a pity zero. nice underwear.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:29:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
This is BETTER than a sell out.
ANY ol' broad would do it for money...
She's doing it for Shlongy's batch.
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mmmmmmm batch.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:19:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
For including me and you have a decent body for being a relic.
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Um, thanks?
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:07:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
So, who's that a picture of? Does she have her own web site?
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It's me. I don't have a website.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is BETTER than a sell out.
ANY ol' broad would do it for money...
She's doing it for Shlongy's batch.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right, sell out. And not even for money.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For including me and you have a decent body for being a relic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't remember who the fourth and fifth lines were directed to...I think it was that pig Hilarity Ensures or whatever the fuck her name is.
For some reason, that dumb bitch thinks she's hot, and is the arbiter of taste around Uber.
Stupid cunt...
I sure told her. In theory.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy:
Show me your hole.
Swallow my batch.
Leave it to the men in this room to tell her she's ugly.
I bet she hasn't been trolling Uber for dates like you have, slore.
Can I do your back door next or is there a line?
I have you scheduled to blow me at 3pm on Friday...Does that work for you?
So? Where's that picture of your pussy you promised me? Don't use the "zoom" feature...
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AAAHAHAHAHAHA
+2 just for that
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Does she deliver humjobs?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:07:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
So, who's that a picture of? Does she have her own web site?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
So, who's that a picture of? Does she have her own web site?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ask and you shall receive.