Question: Whats the nutritional value of Coke Zero? (364 hits)
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Submitted by =/ (View user info) at 2006-09-12 12:34:20 EDT
I tried one for the first time today. then i tried a second.
is it pretty much just coke's caffeine level for the kick, but not of the unhealthy stuff? or is it still pretty unhealthy?
if im dieting should i be drinking this?
what will it do to me?
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Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-12 17:41:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:08:45 (#)
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slow down before you run out of material
ROFL IRONY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:15:35 EDT (#)
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Sico's review there made this 'worth reading'. Thank him for that.
Now.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:08:52 EDT (#)
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Here's a formula to help you, first in vertical, then in horizontal...but you'll see it equals the same thing.
You are a fucking stupid shit +
0 Calories +
0 Personality +
You suck at life +
Just pull the trigger +
Fructose +
You are dieting because you're a heifer +
-2 Die +
Knock it the fuck off already +
Saccharin +
Polysorbate
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You are going to die unnaturally and you should just hury up and kill yourself you miserable excuse for stealing my oxygen.
--and, as promised, horizontally:
Your are a fucking stupid shit + 0 Calories + 0 Personality + You suck at life + Just pull the trigger + Fructose + You are dieting because you're a heifer + -2 Die + Knock it the fuck off already + Saccharin + Polysorbate = You are going to die unnaturally and you should just hurry up and kill yourself you miserable excuse for stealing my oxygen.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:08:46 EDT (#)
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Yo momma's so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:08:45 EDT (#)
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slow down before you run out of material
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:46:16 EDT (#)
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I'm hoping it will kill you.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:42:22 EDT (#)
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but the last line in particular, it must be said, is brilliant
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:41:49 EDT (#)
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oh, hang on, it looks like you might actually be an idiot
my mistake
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:40:54 EDT (#)
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brilliant
wazza-esque
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:40:38 EDT (#)
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It's slightly better for you than semen.
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:40:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:35:16 (#)
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Hopefully all o the phosphoric acid will build up and you will die
please elaborate?
what is this phosphoric acid?
look i get that alot of you nerds are going to try and play 'internet tough guy' on this post, but im genuinely interested in getting an answer here and im sure most of you did chemistry so please just leave a good comment with your "-2die hehehe"
Submitted by choir (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:37:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by choir (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:37:03 (#)
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I'll think of something witty to reply with after I pick these dingleberries out from underneath my fingernails.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:37:39 EDT (#)
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Coke Zero once made a baby's head explode. At least that's what it says on Wikipedia (or if it doesn't, it should).
It's probably ok for you to drink though.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:37:25 EDT (#)
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all that acid is going to seep into your bones, when you're 60 you'll snap, drink water you fat fuck
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:37:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:35:16 EDT (#)
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Hopefully all o the phosphoric acid will build up and you will die