Pornnugget tribute post (600 hits)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2006-09-12 12:38:37 EDT
so i've just been lying sleepless in my shit and cum and dog slobber encrusted bed, my thoughts wandering from here to there, relentlessly denying me sleep - but in a nice enough way.
just now they wandered fondly onto the topic of pornnugget, as they do once in a while.
despite her pointy nose and at times alarming manner and various dubious quirks, i have always felt for fondness for porn nugget - or corrinne as i believe she is otherwise known.
to put thing simply, i was thinking nice things about her.
i also wondered about her, as i do from time to time, and hoped all was well with her
then i thought about a story she had written that i liked very much, and thought 'wouldn't it be nice to pop out of bed and quickly do a tribute post to porn, by cutting and pasting and reposting that post of hers, together with some affectionate words.'
splendid idea shandy! but it was very cosy in bed, and maybe just thinking those nice thoughts was enough, maybe there was no real need to convey them? also, it would be a very lengthy task trying to find the actual post of hers i wanted to copy. i have no idea what the title is. it was a little story about the day a thief came into the office. i found it very charming and observant and honest, with a light and gentle touch.
so, seeing as i won't be able to find the post in question, and seeing as how its so nice in bed, i won't bother. i will just stay in bed and drift off slowly to sleep. perhaps have a quick wank re. isaac's primary school teacher first, as a novelty and to help me nodd off.
sorry about that porn, but i hope my pleasant thoughts towards you reach you somehow anyway.
User Reviews
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-21 21:29:32 EDT (#)
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It's funny to hear Jgreening talk shit about someone because they had sex.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-21 21:13:05 EDT (#)
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aww thanks. I can't believe I missed one of my only tribute posts!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-13 10:04:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:53:44 EDT (#)
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AND I FUCKING HATE PEANUT.
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Dude, Peanut M&M's are fucking AWESOME! What's wrong with you?
Besides, all she did all weekend was get toked up and have sex with ScreamFeeder all weekend.
Be happy, you didn't have to sit drunk outside a door listening to Urbane and 1.21 fucking in your room on your bed for 20 minutes..............
AND YOU ALL WONDER WHY I'M FUCKED IN THE HEAD?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:20:15 EDT (#)
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GREENING YOU PIG IF I CATCH YOU DISRESPECTING PORN NUGGET WITH YOUR JOWLS FLAPPING UP AND DOWN WHILST YOU ROOST ON YOUR COUCH LIKE A FAT HEN PULLING FLACCIDLY AT YOUR FLACIDITY AGAIN I WILL FORCE FEED YOU YOUR OWN LARD UNTIL YOU CHOKE AND IT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH MIXED WITH BLOOD AND INTESTINES AND LITTLE BITS OF PEANUT.
AND I FUCKING HATE PEANUT.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 21:45:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:56:58 (#)
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Didn't she leave after sending somebody pictures of her gash, and then everyone started saying that she's psycho?
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That was Urbane.
Close enough, though. Both of 'em we a bit slutty in Vegas.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-09-12 21:42:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 21:41:17 EDT (#)
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here it is, i found it!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18306
that is a great post.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 21:38:05 EDT (#)
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i should add that pornnugget is probably the only uberite to have shared a marital bed with a clothhead in the land of the clothheads.
that is big browny points, in my book
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-12 20:01:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:33:36 (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:17:47 (#)
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JonnyX:
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
I remember that.
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God, I swear that rant is one of my top 5 favourite things on UBer EVAR!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:46:04 EDT (#)
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All I remember of her from Vegas 05 was her and..... Fuck... I forget his handle... Basically rabbitizing for most of the weekend...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:33:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:17:47 (#)
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JonnyX:
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
I remember that.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:17:47 EDT (#)
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JonnyX:
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
I remember that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-12 16:26:36 EDT (#)
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WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO TO VEGAS I'M SURE SHE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:30:46 EDT (#)
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I love cornnugget.
I heard she is having fraternal triplets and that each one has a different father.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:11:40 EDT (#)
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Tweet.
Also.. do some laundry.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-12 14:40:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:40:38 (#)
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ah good old porn.
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Yeah, and she was cool too.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-12 14:21:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:02:10 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:58:39 (#)
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I can't say I care about her one way or another.
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strange, i've never lain in bed thinking fond thoughts about shlongy
i wonder if anyone has????
well, has anyone?????
i may have to do a separate post on this question, but will wait till i wake up before i do that.
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I dream of Shlongy
Wait...he isn't that Friday the 13th guy?
fuck...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:12:45 EDT (#)
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that is also quite eskimosih, apullo, becuase withouth seeing your post below, i had more or less at that same time posted this remark in loki's latest post:
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:05:42 (#)
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strolling through the mall is exercise, but only if you become sexually aroused at least once.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:10:11 EDT (#)
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berty - it is just because i am lazy and disorganised, though i will change the sheets and beautify my room if there is ever again some chance of bringing a woman (other than satan) into it, either profiessional or amateur.
apollo - i must say, i've really stuck to the old gushing semen theme pretty faithfully over the years
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:09:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:02:10 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:58:39 (#)
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I can't say I care about her one way or another.
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strange, i've never lain in bed thinking fond thoughts about shlongy
i wonder if anyone has????
well, has anyone?????
i may have to do a separate post on this question, but will wait till i wake up before i do that.
Good God, man, I hope to hell you haven't.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:04:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-23 02:09:58 (#)
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Cindy you are an evil slut and I hate you.
I was buying some shit in Kmart today when I suddenly realised that the check-out chick serving me looked just like you, ie a hot asian slut. I barred up immediately and almost came in my pants. Giving her a meaningful look, I asked her if she knew which aisle the SHOWER ROSES were in. Her English was fucked and she didn't seem to know what I was talking about. But she was still hot and my cock just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger. It's funny that I had never even noticed asian girls before I saw your uber post.
It seems all hot asian chicks look much the same, and I saw about twenty Cindys as I made my way out of the mall. After a while I stopped approaching them individualy, and just shouted loudly "SHOWER ROSE SHOWER ROSE SHOWER ROSE" over and over again. I got some funny looks (perhaps because my cock had swollen to such an extraordinary size that it had burst free of my jeans and I was jerking off as I walked along, pumping sheet after sheet of jism all about me, as if from a fire hose) but I didn't see anywhere the glimmer of recognition I had hoped the magic words would induce.
Despite all the jism that has been pumped out, my cock is still rock hard and feels like it is ready to burst at the seams. I guess the only hope I have is to try the fucking shower rose on it.
If you are in Canberra, bitch, I will find you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:04:18 EDT (#)
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Why are you still lying on that dirty bed? Is your bum still sore from your recent surgery or has Satan just gone away, leaving you to fend for yourself?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:02:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:58:39 (#)
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I can't say I care about her one way or another.
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strange, i've never lain in bed thinking fond thoughts about shlongy
i wonder if anyone has????
well, has anyone?????
i may have to do a separate post on this question, but will wait till i wake up before i do that.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:00:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:56:58 (#)
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Didn't she leave after sending somebody pictures of her gash, and then everyone started saying that she's psycho?
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there was a time when porn and all the girls would send me live feed from their CuntCams
(STD TM) but i was always very discrete about it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:58:39 EDT (#)
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I can't say I care about her one way or another.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:56:58 EDT (#)
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Didn't she leave after sending somebody pictures of her gash, and then everyone started saying that she's psycho?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:51:29 EDT (#)
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Wasn't she Scottish but living in America and considering marrying a Canadian and moving to Canada?
What's that all about?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:41:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 12:40:38 EDT (#)
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ah good old porn.