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Men Suck (887 hits)

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Rating: -0.8 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <Saucier86.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-12 15:01:01 EDT


Men Suck

My son's dad is taking me to court. I've been a single mom since I was 16. I've raised this child with minimal help from him. My family has been supporting us, but now I've got my own place were my son can have his own room. I was finally happy with my life, good job, getting a new place, money was starting to be my friend again... And then this jerk decides he wants more "rights". Oh yea, and he wants me to pay for his lawyers so that he can take my son on holidays and all school vacations...
But does he want to help pay $325/mo for PreSchool? Buy school shoes, clothes, supplies, lunches? Where was he when I was spending 300$/mo on baby formula and diapers? Not helping me... But of course, now my son's fun... he can play at the park, feed the ducks, ride the rides at Chuck E Cheese... Now, he's fun... and now the guy wants to have 'rights'... Men Suck... Or maybe it's just him...

I should have been a lesbian...


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Submitted by StrikerZeroX (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh, Thats what you get for fucking at 16 without the smarts to use a condom.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-09-13 10:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah fuck you, you whining melignant cunt.

If I was him I woldn't have waited till you were the ripe age of 16 for the baby, Hell no! I would have repetedly raped you over and over till you got pregnant with tripletts at 14. I would probably got my mate to rape you too just so you could never skank me out of any child support. Is that something you've ever heard of? You know, the people who fuck over Dad's for money and give it to loose legged skanky little whores like you. No? Maybe you should, in fact go do it now and stop fucking whining and bitching.


If the kid is that expensive, spend a tiny amount on a sack, drop the baby in there and swing the cunt against a tree.... Thwack!... Problem solved.



Plus this post sucked a big black cock till it shot it's creamy load down it's throat. Thats right, down the posts throat.


Fuck off and die.... and take your shitlump kid with you.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-13 07:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The really weird thing is that I was expecting Lemonparty but I still clicked the link anyway. Does this mean a secret yearning for octogenarian ghey menz!!!???

Perhaps, even worse, I have become addicted to sickening imagery which will eventual culminate in me breaking into morgues/climbing into car wrecks to touch the dead and injured faces/marrying a burns victim.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-13 01:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

hmmm...

While Uber is certainly a good place for random bitching and complaining... if you are going to simply play the victim in life then perhaps you deserve what you get.

1) He is your child's father. Denying him rights is just selfish and probably quite damaging to your child.

2) Stop whining about him not coughing up his end of the fiscal responsibility. While lawyers are involved be proactive about getting paid. You are in a position to compromise... and quite frankly he should see his son so its win - win.

3) This post sucked.


Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-13 00:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We may suck but you, well you fuck.

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2006-09-13 00:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

men suck
suck men
i suck men
i suck men's
i suck men's penises


she admitted it

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-13 00:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Diary.

Submitted by RePet (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hm, that's a shame.

Of course, you wouldn't be in this predicament if you weren't such a promiscuous bitch.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:58:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

no you should've used birth control and been pickier about who you slept with.
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Sage advice, right here.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a bad rant, but I feel for your situation...never been there mind you, but I can imagine it would be rough.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no, Caul sucks normal men don't.



Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Swallow it next time you dumb bitch.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Skate it off.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Boys, too. But like, over 18.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love men.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-12 17:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, it's gotta be that men suck.

*rolls eyes and wanders out*

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-12 17:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

been done and better: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59982

Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-12 17:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 16:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have let me fuck you.

I ALWAYS pull out and I'd shoot my load in your eyes.

You'd love it AND be childless. Life would be good.


Oh, and as an added bonus, you'd never hear from me again.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-12 16:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:58:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

no you should've used birth control and been pickier about who you slept with.



Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-09-12 16:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Title

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no you should've used birth control and been pickier about who you slept with.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't blame all men for your fucking horrible judgement

Pregnant at 15/16 is where it started...

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THE TOM LEYKIS SHOW STRIKES AGAIN
http://www.blowmeuptom.com/

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

generalizing half the population of the world from a comparitively miniscule number of experiences with those belonging to said group is an extremely ignorant move on your part, and severely limits your chances of ever finding a "good man" because of your preconceived notions upon meeting any of them.

Preconceptions have done great damage to many individuals throughout history. Do the world a favor, and keep your issues between you and a qualified therapist.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:38:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

no

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:35:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:32:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

USETHESPACEBARYOUFUCKINGIDIOT!!!

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payattentionifyou'regoingtopost,chief.

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OKTHEN,BUDDY.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:32:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

USETHESPACEBARYOUFUCKINGIDIOT!!!

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payattentionifyou'regoingtopost,chief.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:34:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wrong forum, unless you enjoy being verbally raped.
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Just verbally?


Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wrong forum, unless you enjoy being verbally raped.

http://www.babycrowd.com/forums/single_parents/



Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

USETHESPACEBARYOUFUCKINGIDIOT!!!

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

toomanymenandwomendothiswithoutcomplaining

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Saucier86 (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:06:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
isn't it a bit unfair to expect the mother to do it all while the dad goes around and gets drunk and plays video games, letting his mom and dad support his sorry ass, while i bust my ass, get through college, and then have him expecting me to pay for all his court costs, plus my own, just so he can play even more...?

---------------

Nope. Do you know how many bitches do the exact same thing? Or how many keep their kids away from their fathers out of spite?

You're the exception, not the rule. Shut the fuck up and close your legs.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

So there's this crazy and radical new invention out called BIRTH CONTROL, maybe you've heard of it.

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Women swallow.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have been aborted is what you should have been.

Whore.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How's your box look...is it still in good shape or is it all stretched out?

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Be careful lest you get labeled grammar nazi.

Submitted by Saucier86 (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a great single mom, and i love doing it... But isn't it a bit unfair to expect the mother to do it all while the dad goes around and gets drunk and plays video games, letting his mom and dad support his sorry ass, while i bust my ass, get through college, and then have him expecting me to pay for all his court costs, plus my own, just so he can play even more...?

And learn how to use a space bar!!!

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Meow.

This wasn't an interesting post, but I feel bad for you.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ifyoucan'tbeasinglemomthengiveyourchildtosomeonewhocan

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What you really should do is show me your hole.


You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice
lived such interesting lives.

-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge