Third Grade Mind (425 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.33 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sarah Douchebag (View user info) at 2006-09-12 19:18:20 EDT
I thought I'd share some of my writings from when I was in third grade. Even though you'll probably give me a -2 rating because most of you are condesending fucks, but maybe someone will enjoy them.
"I once met an alien. He was as white as a ghost. Ok. I told a white lie. Get it? White lie. Ha ha. Well getting back to earth. The alien was small but was strong. He picked up a huge gigantic bigger than life (and on and on and on) bolder and threw it like a feather but lighter!!
Then I saw the rest of the aliens. All as big as the last one I met. All very strong and they were white as a ghost. But one thing different. They had guns.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"I want loot (whatever that is). I want loot anyway it is like money (I think) Loot is good for you (I think) Do you have loot? I hope so because loot is good. Loot is cool to eat (I think) Does loot have feet?
Even Bill Clinton has loot! DUH!!!!!!!!"
"I found a pencil one day. It was very big. I picked it up. It was very light. I could throw it but I didn't. I just kept it in my hand and walked on.
What did you espect me to do?!! Tell the cops somebody lost their stupid pencil?? MAN!"
"Music is skinny as bare bones. Music is fun but not fat, it's skinny."
I don't know. those are pretty lame actually. I'm sorry.
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-26 18:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wait.....what? what was this supposed to be?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-12 20:21:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:47:00 EDT (#)
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I didn't read your third grade story because of your "you guys are condescending fucks" comment. Please consult a dictionary before using big words. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=condescending
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
skank
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm telling you guys- Count Chocula for dinner. It made me love this.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:21:13 EDT (#)
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Even though you'll probably give me a -2 rating because most of you are condesending fucks
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No, I am giving you a -2 because you are a stupid fucking whore.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
total shit
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-12 19:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh