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something quick and painless (238 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1.75 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Skatch (View user info) at 2006-09-12 22:46:51 EDT


do you ever wonder if the rapture has ever already happened and no one noticed? That thought really creeps me out. And I'm kinda drunk.

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-12 23:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Like I said............

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-09-12 23:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:59:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

So how far up your ass do you have to stick your fist to grab hold of gems like this?
---------------
Or de comédie.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 23:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FG3, let's make a deal.

I'll give you YOUR 4400 hits for 100K if you give me 3500 for 200K.

Deal?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So how far up your ass do you have to stick your fist to grab hold of gems like this?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bye-bye page one

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

In the Rapture, only 144,000 will be transported bodily into Heaven. Right now, there are 29,453 Uberusers. That means that there are 114,548 Uberusers remnaining to register before the Rapture.

Wait... 144,000 - 29,453 = 114,547. Not 144,548.

True, but you're not going. 114,548 it is, beeotch.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

4,470 hits to go and I won't give a rat's ass that shit like this knocks my shit off the front page.

Christ, what's the deal lately?



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whats the rapture?

Submitted by RePet (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who gives a shit?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

YOu're also kind of dumb.


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